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    Why Be Straight? (Religion Allowed?)

    Just in spite, I have NOTHING against the other thread, but as long as we are playing this whole equality bullsh*t that has happened lately on the board in the last month, might as well be the dick to start this one.

    Well... Explain If you like.
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    I like boobies?

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    I like Cake....

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    I like Cake....
    HEY!! HEY!! I BOUGHT THAT CAKE FOR TAI CUZ OF HIS SITUATION MEANIE!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by K.Biz
    Just in spite, I have NOTHING against the other thread, but as long as we are playing this whole equality bullsh*t that has happened latley on the baord in the last month, mine as well eb the dick to start this one.

    Well... Explain If you like.
    Calm down and type slower

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents
    Calm down and type slower
    Fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodcents
    The board has probably figured out that my avatar is overcompensating for my sexual confusion. You see, I like to take it in the ass, but I am just not comfortable with everyone knowing this...yet anyway. I seriously believe that God gave me a hole in my ass in order to give pleasure to other men.
    How you like me now...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Logan13
    How you like me now...........

    You have to keep it short and almost like what they originally said because it makes them look twice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Logan13
    How you like me now baby...........


    I'm still not interested in you in that way, please stop leaving nudes pics of yourself






















    oh man it doesn't take much to entertain me.

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    i love the snatch...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    i love the snatch...
    Quote Originally Posted by Renesis
    I like boobies?

    So.... this thread is complete?

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    Nothing better then a pretty bearded clam or red snapper or hearing a beautiful woman moan in ecstasy when you dive bone deep inside her


    I like cake too

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    Quote Originally Posted by K.Biz
    Just in spite, I have NOTHING against the other thread, but as long as we are playing this whole equality bullsh*t that has happened lately on the board in the last month, might as well be the dick to start this one.

    Well... Explain If you like.
    I really like your position. Thank you.

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    This calls for a comparison chart

    Women = 3 holes
    Men = 2

    Women = scream louder
    Men = can't scream as loud as women

    Women = Much softer and nicer to grab onto
    Men = much harder and I wouldn't want to grab onto one

    Oh and plus women have a vagina (refer to first comparison) which is like the greatest thing God has given us men...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Logan13
    I would really like to get you in a bent over position. Thank you.






    ok, I'll stop now
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    Well with religion included... Times change... People don't choose to be gay like a "very" Christian woman tried telling me, they are born gay. If God does indeed play a role in creating each and every one of us, why would he damn something he created the way it is?

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    lawman I couldnt have said it better

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    Oh I forgot we were supposed to include religion here.


    I am straight because GOD told me to be......

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    Because I'm a man and God made women for men. I don't even like masculine women!

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    a little thing called adam and eve.... not adam and steve...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    a little thing called adam and eve.... not adam and steve...
    That is partially true... Because after Eve began Anabolic Steroid use many who came across her thought she was a Steve...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    a little thing called adam and eve.... not adam and steve...
    Of COURSE God didn't create Adam and Steve...

    It was Adam and Stephen.

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    cause GOD made ME with in outie ( a very LONG outie) and HER with an innie...

    My outie fits into her innie and that's the way it was meant to be !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMAN12B
    cause GOD made ME with in outie ( a very LONG outie) and HER with an innie...

    My outie fits into her innie and that's the way it was meant to be !!!

    It fits into a girls/guys ass or mouth too



    ( a very LONG outie)

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    People are God's most creative invention. I highly doubt that He planned on them being gay from the moment that he envisioned their souls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavsluva
    People are God's most creative invention. I highly doubt that He planned on them being gay from the moment that he envisioned their souls.
    Okay, well I also doubt that God would want to force a man to go against his natural instincts (hence being born with them) or else damn him to hell. If God (which I believe in) is anything at all that I've heard of, he'd be a lot more understanding then these radical Christians...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LawMan018
    Okay, well I also doubt that God would want to force a man to go against his natural instincts (hence being born with them) or else damn him to hell. If God (which I believe in) is anything at all that I've heard of, he'd be a lot more understanding then these radical Christians...

    It's important to remember that God's purpose in creating us was to fullfill HIS purpose for us during our stay here on Earth. While I understand that you have certain desires and a certain preplanned agenda, He may not really care. Nor will he negotiate with you when your time is due.

    That's all I will say. Enjoy the rest of this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavsluva
    It's important to remember that God's purpose in creating us was to fullfill HIS purpose for us during our stay here on Earth. While I understand that you have certain desires and a certain preplanned agenda, He may not really care. Nor will he negotiate with you when your time is due.

    That's all I will say. Enjoy the rest of this thread.

    If banging a dude is the worst thing someone does in their life, shit they're better off than me.

    I would hate to think that my God would abandon me cause I liked guys, but I was a better person than 99% of the population.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Giants11
    If banging a dude is the worst thing someone does in their life, shit they're better off than me.

    I would hate to think that my God would abandon me cause I liked guys, but I was a better person than 99% of the population.

    He won't abandon you. As long as you come back to him...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavsluva
    It's important to remember that God's purpose in creating us was to fullfill HIS purpose for us during our stay here on Earth. While I understand that you have certain desires and a certain preplanned agenda, He may not really care. Nor will he negotiate with you when your time is due.

    That's all I will say. Enjoy the rest of this thread.
    Well for one, I'm not a homosexual. I have a few homosexual friends who go to Church and I do not believe God would turn his back on these people. God, of all people, is the most forgiving. And most of these homosexuals I know are far less sinners then the lot of you. Say what you will about God's agenda, you follow a guideline written thousands of years ago... A little outdated are we?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LawMan018
    Okay, well I also doubt that God would want to force a man to go against his natural instincts (hence being born with them) or else damn him to hell. If God (which I believe in) is anything at all that I've heard of, he'd be a lot more understanding then these radical Christians...
    Who are these radical Christians? I think that is just the new PC term to use for you empty headed liberals. If your referring to people who do not believe in a gay lifestyle then you should include all three major religions including Judaism, Islam, and Christianity. Then again, it is only PC to damn the Christians not the Muslims or Jews. Seriously, start talking about one of those religions and sterotype them and see how fast your liberal friends pounce on you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    So Anthony Roberst closes my thread with this excuse:

    "Why be gay? (Is the title of the thread)

    But the answer is really "Who cares?"

    I don't tell people I like to bang chicks, so why tell me you like to bang dudes unless it comes up?"

    But he leaves "the why be straight" thread open. What a hypocrite.
    It just opened, he probably hasn't even seen it yet what the ****???

    The gay thread was open for a couple days at least. Stop being so sensitive. Just because you came out of the closet finally doesn't meen you need to try to be over-zealous to the gay cause and rep the whole gay community... and be an asshole

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    Quote Originally Posted by kfrost06
    Who are these radical Christians? I think that is just the new PC term to use for you empty headed liberals. If your referring to people who do not believe in a gay lifestyle then you should include all three major religions including Judaism, Islam, and Christianity. Then again, it is only PC to damn the Christians not the Muslims or Jews. Seriously, start talking about one of those religions and sterotype them and see how fast your liberal friends pounce on you.
    I don't know what the hell you're going on about... I'm talking about the radical Christians who think people who read Harry Potter should be damned to Hell (mavsluva) <--- just kidding =), who show up at our troops funerals to say they are in Hell... Now if you're one of these I feel very, very sorry for you. Now you're getting into liberalism... What do you know of God? In the Bible it says women should not speak in church, yet do they? Um... all the ones I've been too. If you're going to follow the Bible word for word you are a fool... The Bible is nothing more then a bunch of stories, cept a few, created by man. Adam and Eve, didn't exist. I'm just going on but who can say they know what God's purpose is? The bible was written by a bunch of sexist men who believed they were better then women... God now is not what God was then... and I'm leaving it at that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavsluva
    People are God's most creative invention. I highly doubt that He planned on them being gay from the moment that he envisioned their souls.

    Some would say that God is peoples' most creative invention

    People need to stop using religion to justify their bigotry. Throughout history many have attempted to use religion to justify their bigotry, examples included slavery, racism (race superiority), anti-suffrage movement, anti other religions, etc. Let's face the facts, people are who they are and being gay or straight shouldn't dictate how one is treated or what rights they should have.

    With that being said, women smell good even after working out. Nice titties are da bomb, and there is no greater gift given to us by God or by evolution (whatever you believe) than the female *****!! But that's just my opinion. I'm sure our gay members would argue that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BgMc31
    Some would say that God is peoples' most creative invention

    Touche...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BgMc31
    Some would say that God is peoples' most creative invention

    People need to stop using religion to justify their bigotry. Throughout history many have attempted to use religion to justify their bigotry, examples included slavery, racism (race superiority), anti-suffrage movement, anti other religions, etc. Let's face the facts, people are who they are and being gay or straight shouldn't dictate how one is treated or what rights they should have.
    !

    Jesus man, are you a Kennedy? You're one of those guys that believes in doing what feels good, not what is moral. Religion justifying bigotry? When the bible clearly states homesexuality is wrong then preaching the truth is justified, not bigotry.

    Keep doing what feels good in life. Keep letting guys not be men. keep giving excuses to everyone. We'll see where our country is in 50 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conservative
    When the bible clearly states homesexuality is wrong then preaching the truth is justified, not bigotry.
    (From the Dr. Laura Letter)

    Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advise from you, however, regarding some of the specific Bible laws and how to follow them.

    a)When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

    b)I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

    c)I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

    d)Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? ......Why can't I own Canadians?

    e)I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should this be a neighborhood improvement project?

    f)A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

    g)Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? Would contact lenses help ?

    h)Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?

    i)I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

    j)My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

    I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confidentyou can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
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    Quote Originally Posted by m8intl
    (From the Dr. Laura Letter)

    Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I
    have learned a great deal from your radio show, and I try to share that
    knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advise from you, however, regarding some of the specific Bible laws and how to follow them.

    a)When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
    pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They
    claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

    b)I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus
    21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

    c)I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
    period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

    d)Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? ......Why can't I own Canadians?

    e)I have a neighbor who insists on working on the
    Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should this be a neighborhood improvement project?

    f)A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
    abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

    g)Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? Would contact lenses help ?

    h)Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around
    their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?

    i)I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

    j)My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

    I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confidentyou can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

    The author of this letter clearly does not know and understand the grace and glory of God.

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