
Originally Posted by
bigboy003
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the *****, the small of a woman's back, the hangin curveball, high fiber, good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional ammendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than on Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three nights. I believe baseball is a religion, a nut flush really makes you nut, the height of every man's day is spent on the shitter. I believe in slump busters, roids,cleat chasers, and cuddling after sex should be optional. I believe Post 540 has many unknown offspring, and abortions are legal because of Johnny Christo. I believe beirut should be an olympic sport and every good beer die player has scars to prove it. I believe in MILFs, thongs under bootyshorts, and a beautiful smile. I blieve in boxed wine, jager and redbull, and the champagne of beers. I believe Khalil Greene is a young diciple of his master Ozzie Smith, and barry bonds is a direct decendant of the babe, pace." Amen Herm