What would you do?

[Kratos]

So I'm out with some friends last weekend. First I went to a party (6 kegs) run by a house full of police officers. The night was already starting off weird. They ran out of beer and the rumor was the party was going to get broken up by cops who where working that night, so the guys who's house it was could get some sleep. Myself and some of my friends went to a bar, I run into my little brother's ex-1st gf. We talked for like an hour, she was asking me about my brother and blah blah. "How come I see you at the bar but not your brother?" "Uh, that's because I have a drinking problem Katie." Anyway I take down her phone number for god knows what reason, and she says "text me so I'll have your number too." I have a full keyboad on my phone so I quickly text her "A horse walks into a bar, bartender says 'so why the long face' then with my name at the bottom." On my way home she texts me back "so why did he have a long face. What's the rest of the joke lol." duh, I ignore the text. She texts me today she wants to get together for drinks if I'm around this weekend. This is my brother's first gf from like 7th grade, she is cute, mabe a little fun chubby. He never banged her, or got a BJ so he can't ask me "so how's my dick taste?" I can tell she is liking me though. Do I text her back, get together with her, blow her off? What?

[Merc..]

Hit it if shes hot !!!!!!!


Merc.

[Juicy J]

if i were u, i would talk to my brother first

[StickNPuck]

If it would piss your bother off, then no don't do it. If he wouldn't care, then hit that thing man.

[Shane35aa]

Hit it if shes hot !!!!!!!


Merc.

I'm with Merc.. just have a few drinks first so if brother finds out and gets pissed you can say" bitch got me drunk, you know I got a drinking problem"...oh yeah you could add in how she made you feel so used and cheap or something

[number twelve]

do ittt
amen merc!

[StoneGRMI]

He wouldn't care if it was from 7th grade! Those girlfriends don't even count! You have my approval to hit it and quit it.

[5ifthCitizen]

He wouldn't care if it was from 7th grade! Those girlfriends don't even count! You have my approval to hit it and quit it.

x 2

[Kratos]

Yeah, for sure it would be a hit and quit, I can't imagine introducing her to the fam...again. My brother is really forgiving, if he finds out I think I'd just say "what, wern't you done with that?" I just wasn't sure of the code of ethics on this situation. My penis has been collecting dust, and I've been dying to try it out post cycle.

[Renesis]

Well than wipe that thing off, use and abuse!

[QuieTSToRM33]

Talk to your brother ... that way there's no bullshit.

[Serotonin]

So I'm out with some friends last weekend. First I went to a party (6 kegs) run by a house full of police officers. The night was already starting off weird. They ran out of beer and the rumor was the party was going to get broken up by cops who where working that night, so the guys who's house it was could get some sleep. Myself and some of my friends went to a bar, I run into my little brother's ex-1st gf. We talked for like an hour, she was asking me about my brother and blah blah. "How come I see you at the bar but not your brother?" "Uh, that's because I have a drinking problem Katie." Anyway I take down her phone number for god knows what reason, and she says "text me so I'll have your number too." I have a full keyboad on my phone so I quickly text her "A horse walks into a bar, bartender says 'so why the long face' then with my name at the bottom." On my way home she texts me back "so why did he have a long face. What's the rest of the joke lol." duh, I ignore the text. She texts me today she wants to get together for drinks if I'm around this weekend. This is my brother's first gf from like 7th grade, she is cute, mabe a little fun chubby. He never banged her, or got a BJ so he can't ask me "so how's my dick taste?" I can tell she is liking me though. Do I text her back, get together with her, blow her off? What?

Go for it dude. IMO your brother shouldn't really give a damn since they aren't together. Besides, the 7th grade? They were like halfway through puberty.

I'd hit it.

[Suworu~Nutsuki]

i know its not a matter of choosing but do remember "bros before hoes".... If your bro is cool bout this kinda stuff then it shouldnt even be an issue when you tell him(before you do anything) and if he does start making a fuss then surely its not worth the agro for a quick bang!

[Johny-too-small]

My penis has been collecting dust

[Bryan2]

Dont ask

TELL your brother your gonna bang his girl from when he was a little kid, then rub it in

[Igifuno]

Smack that ass!

[novastepp]

so you can tell she likes you because she wanted to get some drinks and she asked about a stupid-ass joke? BWAHAHAHA!! she's just trying to see your brother.

[Amorphic]

Theres no reason not to hit her if shes far back in the past from your bro, i wouldnt tell him about it if you did thats for sure. If you have high standards and know you can have better, then you shouldnt bother. if you just want to roll with it and ride the flesh train, then alllllll aboooarrd!

[lightwaytbaby]

dude thats fair game as far as im concerned!

[taiboxa]

chubby chaser HA

[Merc..]

So Kratos I am curios.....

Did you hit it last night ?????

lol


Merc.

[Kratos]

Somehow between the afternoon and night she came down with a case of West Nile Virus, but we were going to hang out last night. I think the drama will have to wait a week or two, for her to be disseise free. Mabe the vomiting will take 2-5 pounds off and she will be hotter. I've decided to do more thinking with my penis from now on in my life, he does a good job and is due for a promotion.

[Merc..]

Somehow between the afternoon and night she came down with a case of West Nile Virus, but we were going to hang out last night. I think the drama will have to wait a week or two, for her to be disseise free. Mabe the vomiting will take 2-5 pounds off and she will be hotter. I've decided to do more thinking with my penis from now on in my life, he does a good job and is due for a promotion.

Your hilarious kratos......

You have me lau***ng my ass off .. Not that shes sick but just your post... hahahahahahahahahahahahah

[taiboxa]

my penis gets my checkcard stolen..

BAD PENIS .. BAD!