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  1. 09-20-2007, 12:23 PM #1
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    Thumbs down Oh Mannn!!!!

    This might be a first...

    was at the gym today and I was over by the freeweights doing lateral raises, and heard the sound of some guy straining (louder than everyone else there) over at the bench press machine area from behind. I thought okay maybe he's just training to failure and he's on that last rep... fine. Then I hear like... this sound... I can't even explain it. And then this horrid smell. He blew diarrhea all over the seat of the machine, and it was CLEARLY SHIT because he was wearing white shorts and it was all over the place on the machine and underneath. What's funny is one guy doing dumbbell curls beside me clearly knew wtf was going on but he just kept going and acting like he didn't see or smell anything. I just couldn't finish my workout and I was almost done anyways so I just left because of the goddamn stench. I'm never using that hammerstrength machine ever again. Time to use the LifeFitness one...

    How the hell does one end up doing that when doing a set!?
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  2. 09-20-2007, 12:26 PM #2
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    i fart sometimes, but damn. there is a time to drop what ur doing and run to the john. i think that dude is a little too dedicated.
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    omg, thats awesome...

    How old was the dude that shat himself? Where there any chicks around?
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    Dude looked like he was in his 30s. Chicks were all by the cardio stuff, but they aren't that far from the machine area. I'm sure they smelled it at least.

    I think the guy might have been sick. I mean... diarrhea? Who still comes to the gym with an gastro-intestinal infection?
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    What was his reaction to his blowout?
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    ^^^hahahahhaahhaa johny your hilarious!!!
    ya, you shoulda filmed it!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johny-too-small
    What was his reaction to his blowout?
    He played it through like nothing happened and got up and was about to just leave the area till the manager came over.

    Gives a new meaning to training to failure. You haven't hit failure till you shit your pants.
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    That is by far the greastest thing I've ever heard I mean I've seen people rip ass doing that but never actually letting it go.
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    Thats just plain nasty! Im glad im not the one cleaning it up, otherwise there would be puke all over the place too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini
    Gives a new meaning to training to failure. You haven't hit failure till you shit your pants.
    You stole my line LOL!
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    would've gotten 20,000 hits on youtube
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    Was it anything like this Atomini?
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Click image for larger version.  Name: bungee-dumper.jpg  Views: 131  Size: 12.8 KB  ID: 85087  
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    AHAHAHAH! It was even WORSE than that! It was dripping off the seat!! I wish I had a camera.
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    That's fvcked up... I'm going to vomit I think.
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    HAHAHA man if only you had a camera, you could youtube that shit!!! Shoot, preworkout stims (ie; no-shotgun) Can't use it on squat days, if I did I might end up looking like the dude in that bungee jump pic!!!! hahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by audis4
    ^^^hahahahhaahhaa johny your hilarious!!!
    ya, you shoulda filmed it!!!!

    I would have paid money to see that...
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    the funniest and grossest thing i ever heard
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    wouldnt u feel awkward being the manager and approaching that? lol
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    Accidents happen!

    That bungee pic is fvcking hilarious. I'd still use the bench since I'm sure they sanitized the hell out of it... pretty embarrassing for that dude and I bet it smelled TERRIBLE.
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    Everyone has probably ripped ass doing a hard set of something at least once.

    But man, you gotta have some really liquid shit (like we're talking you can make a nuke out of it because it's so volatile) to let go lol.
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    This actually reminded me of that story I read about the weight lifter who lifted so much that he blew his ass out:

    WARNING: NSFW!!!!

    link deleted - too bad for you suckers who are late.
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    I'm afraid to watch...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini
    This actually reminded me of that story I read about the weight lifter who lifted so much that he blew his ass out:

    WARNING: NSFW!!!!
    Dude, delete that link if you know what good for you !!!
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    who had to clean it up??
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    Oh that's gross! Looks like after-birth!

    Hey Atomini, what time zone are you in?
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    holy... wow that pic off rotten is just wrong lol delete that.. ur scaring me for squats on saturday
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    Link deleted. Hey I gave you guys a warning! lol. Careful next time you guys squat you don't blow your asshole out.

    3**, i'm on Eastern Time.
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    Way over there then... I'm on Pacific.
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    I hope for his sake there are a few other gyms in the area.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini
    This might be a first...

    was at the gym today and I was over by the freeweights doing lateral raises, and heard the sound of some guy straining (louder than everyone else there) over at the bench press machine area from behind. I thought okay maybe he's just training to failure and he's on that last rep... fine. Then I hear like... this sound... I can't even explain it. And then this horrid smell. He blew diarrhea all over the seat of the machine, and it was CLEARLY SHIT because he was wearing white shorts and it was all over the place on the machine and underneath. What's funny is one guy doing dumbbell curls beside me clearly knew wtf was going on but he just kept going and acting like he didn't see or smell anything. I just couldn't finish my workout and I was almost done anyways so I just left because of the goddamn stench. I'm never using that hammerstrength machine ever again. Time to use the LifeFitness one...

    How the hell does one end up doing that when doing a set!?

    Holy effin crap man! I just fell out of my chair lau***ng my a s s off!!!! thats some funny sh*t!!! HAHAHAHA...I have pushed so hard that I have blow some loud farrts before but never a load of diaria! too funny...whew..I am going to climb back on my chair now...whew still lau***ng..too funny.
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    That's when you take one for the team, poop your pants and say to the rest of they gym "ya aint cool unless you poop your pants"
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    Wink

    Hmmm...well in theory that would be nice that you are looking out for a bro. But really youre just stinking out the gym twice as much
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    imagine bein that guy and having to walk to the locker room.
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    "You haven't had a great leg day until you shit your pants."

    Except he was doing bench. lol
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    I just looked up that photo on rotten ..... not nice at all
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    Quote Originally Posted by godkilla
    imagine bein that guy and having to walk to the locker room.
    With white shorts.
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