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  1. 10-09-2007, 08:46 PM #1
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    Unhappy Rofl I HAD LIMP NOODLE SYNDROME?! ><

    ok.. heres a good one.. and i HAVE NO CLUE WTF HAPPENED TO ME><

    that lil tattoo chica that is just a friend kuz she has a bf (if u kinda fallow my retarded threads) stayed the night with me the other night kuz all her family friend/boyfriends were outta town at a wedding.. she was gonna go but couldnt get outta work.
    well she called me saying her car wouldnt start.. (beats me) and she wanted to come over and BS and then said she would give me gas money if she could stay the night so i could take her into work the next morning.
    like no prob i gotta go get groceries anyways.
    so i go get my food for the week then pick her up.

    im tired as hell (i was up the previous night w/ a bug barfing from 1am to 4am, my abs are uber from the dryheaving) so i hop into the sac and tell her make her self at home yatta yatta...

    as she hops into bed with me she says "I gotta warn ya i like to cuddle" so i say "I gotta warn ya i like to hump" >< (i know im smoothe)

    i sleep w/ ilke 13pillows so i have them all tucked around me perfectly and im in perfect sleep position.. next thing i know that lil pixie yanks my pillow that is supporting my left and and snuggles up next to me... (i started to sport wood next thing i know she moves her leg up and like latches on to me and hits my balls w/ her knee >< then the weirdest thing happened..
    she goes OMG im so sorry i didnt mean to knee you are you ok.. and before i could say shit she jumps on me and starts kissing me. but my boner never got hard enuff to do the deed ><

    COULD it be stress and the fact she has a boyfriedn that kept me from sporting wood?
    i know i never have a prob poping a boner when i spank it.. and every morning i wake up w/ UBER BULLET PROOF BONERS so i know im not INCAPABLE of BONERS? WTF
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    did she really rack you good with her knee?
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    you must be getting old like me tai, that's exactly what happens to me... weren't you taking notes when i explained popsicle sex?
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    stop using tren... problem solved
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    edit... my bad, i can't count anymore either
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    Idk about you, but sex is the last thing on my mind after a sack tap -.-
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    its nerves mna...trust me.....you need to just relax....might have something to do with the shot in the nuts...how'd she r4eact to you not getting it up....
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    No wood syndome happened to me this past weekend. Major wiskey dick. She blew me for a jump start, played with my member a bit with her hand. Works great. Tell her I can't believe you kicked me in the balls, now you got some work to do.
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    getting to eat her out helps to jump start me some times
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    i could tell she was having second thoughts as well.. i guess cheating on someone who provides you both a car and a place to live is tuff..
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    Happened to me with my wife a few weeks ago, I was horny as hell then right before we started it just went limp, a bitch to get back hard too. Sucks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renesis
    Idk about you, but sex is the last thing on my mind after a sack tap -.-
    yeah it was enuff to make em ache a lil ><
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    Fvck man a knee to ur nuts and it only ached a little? Damn tren I tell ya! >.<
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    Tia, Ive had things like that occur. I could be for physical reasons as it may as well be for psychological reasons. The former is quite evident many times but the latter can at times be confusing. There are things that may not bother you yet subconsciously it does and effects you sexually speaking. It has happened to me on a few occasions, things as ludicrous as her place being to filthy( even though it doesn't bother me consciously) effect me. The presence of a third person that I dont know well effects me subconsciously, yet I am quite comfortable with that person being there. For example that is.
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    get liquid V! it takes about 20min for it to start working. thats 20min of 4play. she should be clawing by the time you give it 2 her.
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    i took have a pfizer viagra k thnx 50mgworth
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    Maybe if she was a 19 year old BOY climbing all over you you would have gotten your boner!!!

    LMFAO
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    so did you take the viagra or what?
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    cause if viagra aint workin you got some probs bubba
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    V wont do shit if the problem is mental....listen to Prada, if it is sub conscience you have to find out what it is and deal with it...
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    so what did she do bro? was she like uhh, u fat limped cizzock bastard, and roll over or what???
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    You felt guilty because she has a boyfriend.

    It's not really a bad thing, you just carry a bond with this guy you don't even know.

    The only thing you could probably really do about it is have a few drinks so your not thinking about him.

    Edit: But don't drink until you are limp dick drunk like Kratos did!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lightwaytbaby
    so what did she do bro? was she like uhh, u fat limped cizzock bastard, and roll over or what???


    lol... dont hold back... .



    i can just picture 90 pillows all wrapped up.... geez tai another good story and sorry about the limp noodle it happens to the best of us especially if nerves get in the way....... maybe thats why if i cheat i have to do it drunk so i dont think about it .....


    i guess that gallon of tren a day is finally catching up ...
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    sounds like a mental thing... you just need to focus, and imagine how good that lil' tattoo'd poontang will be. haha
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    luckily the only times ive been noodled out is after too much booze, and thankfully those days are long past. I'm sure you will pitch a power tent next time tai.
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    man tai, does ANYTHING ever go right for you?lol i wanna see a thread that has a happy ending from you damnit!!!(yes pun intended)
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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg
    You felt guilty because she has a boyfriend.

    It's not really a bad thing, you just carry a bond with this guy you don't even know.

    The only thing you could probably really do about it is have a few drinks so your not thinking about him.

    Edit: But don't drink until you are limp dick drunk like Kratos did!
    tai doesnt drink!
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    Not a big deal at all. Just means you're gay.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    Not a big deal at all. Just means you're gay.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    ok.. heres a good one.. and i HAVE NO CLUE WTF HAPPENED TO ME><

    that lil tattoo chica that is just a friend kuz she has a bf (if u kinda fallow my retarded threads) stayed the night with me the other night kuz all her family friend/boyfriends were outta town at a wedding.. she was gonna go but couldnt get outta work.
    well she called me saying her car wouldnt start.. (beats me) and she wanted to come over and BS and then said she would give me gas money if she could stay the night so i could take her into work the next morning.
    like no prob i gotta go get groceries anyways.
    so i go get my food for the week then pick her up.

    im tired as hell (i was up the previous night w/ a bug barfing from 1am to 4am, my abs are uber from the dryheaving) so i hop into the sac and tell her make her self at home yatta yatta...

    as she hops into bed with me she says "I gotta warn ya i like to cuddle" so i say "I gotta warn ya i like to hump" >< (i know im smoothe)

    i sleep w/ ilke 13pillows so i have them all tucked around me perfectly and im in perfect sleep position.. next thing i know that lil pixie yanks my pillow that is supporting my left and and snuggles up next to me... (i started to sport wood next thing i know she moves her leg up and like latches on to me and hits my balls w/ her knee >< then the weirdest thing happened..
    she goes OMG im so sorry i didnt mean to knee you are you ok.. and before i could say shit she jumps on me and starts kissing me. but my boner never got hard enuff to do the deed ><

    COULD it be stress and the fact she has a boyfriedn that kept me from sporting wood?
    i know i never have a prob poping a boner when i spank it.. and every morning i wake up w/ UBER BULLET PROOF BONERS so i know im not INCAPABLE of BONERS? WTF

    Tai...u probably were not on top of ur game due to puckin up ur socks the previous night
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