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  1. 10-12-2007, 10:16 AM #1
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    Stage 5 clinger

    ok so last night this girl and i slept together and now all she talks about is a relationship blah blah... how do i get out of this help!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ajc330
    ok so last night this girl and i slept together and now all she talks about is a relationship blah blah... how do i get out of this help!
    Sleep with someone else?

    j/k
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    while ur fvcking her next time tell her u wanna fvck her and another girl at the same time
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    lol @ the title of this thread

    just tell her you dont know what you want but you wanna get to know her better...thatll buy you some time
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgilligan10
    while ur fvcking her next time tell her u wanna fvck her and another girl at the same time
    I came home piss drunk once and said that to my GF and I got yelled at like a whole month later for it
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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg
    I came home piss drunk once and said that to my GF and I got yelled at like a whole month later for it
    exactly lol
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    lol ajc just sleep with her 1 more time and tell her next day its not working out
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    oh and make sure u tell her over the phone
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    Next time you sleep with her make sure you sh-t the bed.....no way she can ever be attracted to you again.
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    or you could give her anal and make her shit and then she will understand y you are breaking up with her
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ajc330
    ok so last night this girl and i slept together and now all she talks about is a relationship blah blah... how do i get out of this help!
    LOL better you than me
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    rofl omg last night was trhe first time we chilled and she was callin me baby and shit like she knew me it was really bad... anyway ive been textin her sayin idk how a relationship will work since u work and i work and go to school and i just keep bringing up these points why it wouldnt work and she was like i like u i want to see you but w.e u want.. so i think im in the clear!!! but next time im deff shittin the bed just for insurance
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    tell her u can see yourself marrying her & her being the mother of your kids........ then watch her put on her NIKE SHOX & run like a mutha fvcka LOL!!!!
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    Next time you have her bent over, start talking to yourself kinda loud, saying man I wonder if her mom is tighter than her.
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    fvck her again and when you cum call out a guys name, that will do it for ya !!!
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    Oh wait... I forgot about pewner's Tony Danza sex...

    get her in doggie... scream really loud "who's the boss"... and when she looks back at you, sucker-punch her in the nose and say... "Tony Danza!"

    (*I think I fvcked that joke up, but wtf!*)
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    umm how bout you try to be honest ...say yeah i really enjoy your company but i simply do not want a relationship

    she will definitely appreciate your honesty and may want to continue bangign you...
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    this is all great advice guys...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by christopherallen
    umm how bout you try to be honest ...say yeah i really enjoy your company but i simply do not want a relationship

    she will definitely appreciate your honesty and may want to continue bangign you...

    You dont actually believe this do you...you think that if he tells her that he doesnt want a relationship she will say "ok, i understand. but can we still bang and have no hope of a future so i am really just a booty call"...

    not a chance in hell man....trust me that dont work...if she thinks she can have a relationship then he's screwed and needs to get out by any means necisary (sp).. if he had said it was a botty call of the hop then maybe.....
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    Be clear about your expectations, no reason to lie
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3**
    Oh wait... I forgot about pewner's Tony Danza sex...

    get her in doggie... scream really loud "who's the boss"... and when she looks back at you, sucker-punch her in the nose and say... "Tony Danza!"

    (*I think I fvcked that joke up, but wtf!*)



    When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!



    awesome ....
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    u have got to be kidding me poon...i have a feeling u have tried this on one of your chubbys...
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    damn right ... why not .... fattys like it ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    damn right ... why not .... fattys like it ...
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    tell her that after sleeping with her you have decided to be gay..
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    Keep the shit in your pants unless your serious about them, maybe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Keep the shit in your pants unless your serious about them, maybe?
    oh man, now lets not start using common sense here..
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    Tell her you can only be with a women that takes it up the arse not many women do like it but if she does then.............................................. ..................... KEEP HER!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!



    awesome ....
    Orrrrr you start doin her doggy with her face towards a ground level window, have a friend sneak in and ready to go, you pull out, your friend swiftly jumps on as if it's the same person, THEN you go outside and wave to her from the outside window while your friend is doin her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    oh man, now lets not start using common sense here..

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    or just start taking her to swingers groups.. she doesn't have to put out with other men, but having a woman with you will get you into the private parties where you can whore it up..

    if you are into that kind of thing.. so i'm told..
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    The responses in this thread killed me. Pick one of 'em and stick with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    fvck her again and when you cum call out a guys name, that will do it for ya !!!
    or scream out your own name that's always safe..

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    lol... at the guy looking in the mirror...
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    just tell her for what it is and that your not looking for a commitment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tambit24
    just tell her for what it is and that your not looking for a commitment.
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    tell her you have an STD. Start off the conversation with something like "i feel so open with you, like i can tell you anything..." etc.. etc..
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