On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to herclass > that she is a Yankees fan. > > She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, areYankees > fans. > > Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raisestheir > hand except one little girl. > > The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, > > "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not aYankees > fan," she replied. > > The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankeesfan, > then who are you a fan of?" > > "I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. > > The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why are you a RedSox > fan?" > > > > "Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, soI'm a > Red Sox fan too!" > > "Well, " said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is noreason > for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like yourparents > all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad werea > moron, what would you be then?" > > "Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan." > ----------------------------------------------------- > > A family of New York Yankee fans headed out one Saturday to shopfor the > youngest boy's birthday. > > While in the sports shop the son picks up a Red Sox jersey andsays to > his older sister, "I've decided to become a Red Sox fan and Iwould like > this Boston Red Sox jersey for my birthday." &g t; > His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upsidehis > head and says, "Go talk to mother." > > Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds hismother. > "Mom?" > > "Yes, son?" > > "I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like this > jersey for my birthday." > > The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around thehead and > says, "Go talk to your father!" > > Off he goes with the Red Sox jersey in hand and finds his father."Dad?" > > "Yes, son?" > > "I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like thisjersey > for my birthday." > > The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back ofhis > head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" > > About half an hour later they're all back in the car and headingtowards & gt; home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you'velearned > something today? " > > The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have." > > "Good! And what is it you learned?" > > The son replies, "I've only been a Red Sox fan for an hour and Ialready > hate you Yankee bastards!" > >-------------------------------------------------------------------- > > Four baseball fans - a Cubs fan , a Cardinals fan, a Red Sox fan,and a > Yankees fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loveshis > team more. > > The Cubs fan insists he is the most loyal. "This is for the Cubs!"he > yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain. > > Not to be outdone, the Cardinals fan shouts, "This is for the > Cardinals!" and throws himself off the mountain. > > The Red Sox fan is next to profess his love for his team. > > He yells, "This is for everyone!" and pushes the Yankees fan offthe > mountain. > >--------------------------------------------------------------------- > > A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees fanhe saw > strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. Hewould > swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missingthem. > > One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he woulddo a > good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are yougoing, > Father?" > > "I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two milesdown > the road," replied the priest. > > "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed intothe > passenger seat, and they continued down the road. > > Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan walking down the road, andhe > instinctively swerved as if to hit him. B ut, as usual, he swervedback > onto the road just in time. > > Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he stillheard a > loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced inhis > mirrors but still didn't see anything. > > He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest andsaid, > sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan." > > "That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."
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