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  1. 11-17-2007, 06:21 PM #1
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    Lexed's Sexual Advice Q&A blog

    If you need with with any sexual problems from getting girls to libido problems to even penis enlargement I am here for you.

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    sweet ....
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  3. 11-17-2007, 06:23 PM #3
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    I am expecting alot of question from you poon
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    unfortunately i feel weird asking questions that involve your family...
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    Why is my penis so small?

    Oh, wait. I just asked pewn that...i'll have to post it in your blogs

    and why does my butt smell, all the time...?
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    cause you clean it bad?
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    because lexeds fingers smell..
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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang View Post
    because lexeds fingers smell..
    eeeewwwwwww
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  10. 11-18-2007, 11:06 AM #10
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    give it some time poon
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    Is it bad to piss in a girl during sex?
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    depends where? IF ass then no if in the vagina then yes cause thats where girls pee from
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johny-too-small
    Is it bad to piss in a girl during sex?
    urine is sterile right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic View Post
    urine is sterile right?
    Yeah, mom's in Africa wash their babies in it. awesome.
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    I guess i'll treat the gf to a golden shower tonight, and if she gets mad i can at least tell her its sanitary. excellent.
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    How about penis reduction? My girl friend keeps complaining that it is too big and I can only go in about 1/3 the way.. Id like to reduce it to at LEAST 12 inch.. but maybe even bring it down to 10... thoughts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by batlin View Post
    How about penis reduction? My girl friend keeps complaining that it is too big and I can only go in about 1/3 the way.. Id like to reduce it to at LEAST 12 inch.. but maybe even bring it down to 10... thoughts?
    I'd use the Lorena Bobbitt method
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed View Post
    depends where? IF ass then no if in the vagina then yes cause thats where girls pee from
    Lexed...that is the funniest thing ive ever read on AR all of these years, i thank u good sir...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed View Post
    If you need with with any sexual problems from getting girls to libido problems to even penis enlargement I am here for you.

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    Do you actually enjoy having sex with other men?
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    is sex supposed to last longer than 5 seconds?
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    ya its perfectly normal as long as ur g/fwife is ok with it..... why dont you send her my way and we can "talk" about it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johny-too-small View Post
    Is it bad to piss in a girl during sex?
    i know a kid who pissed in a bitches mouth while she was slobbin his knob...
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    Quote Originally Posted by batlin View Post
    How about penis reduction? My girl friend keeps complaining that it is too big and I can only go in about 1/3 the way.. Id like to reduce it to at LEAST 12 inch.. but maybe even bring it down to 10... thoughts?
    i seem to have a big problem with that also... girls are always pushin me back when im in too deep... i love tearing bitches up and seein them walk the next day.... i be packing serious heat yoooo!!!...lol
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    Do you realy think any one wonts sex advise for you after reading this

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    I took a massive shit today from my bullking diet it was like so fcking huge. I called my roomates and they where like OOOHHH shit that is fcking huge. Then I Flushed it down the toliet and it got stuck........ I had to flush like 100 times for it to go in but in the end it worked. Which brings my point of the day "Never Give UP"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexed View Post
    depends where? IF ass then no if in the vagina then yes cause thats where girls pee from
    I don't pee from my vagina..thank you...
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    huh.... explain .. ?
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    lmfao. oh god
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    Quote Originally Posted by Expat View Post
    I don't pee from my vagina..thank you...
    hahaha... too god damn funny!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang View Post
    huh.... explain .. ?
    dude this shit has me on the ****ing floor....
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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang View Post
    huh.... explain .. ?
    you do know the the anatomy of a womans vagina... two holes one for ****ing the other for pissin...
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    no need for details ..... its still the vag.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Expat View Post
    I don't pee from my vagina..thank you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by J*U*icEd View Post
    you do know the the anatomy of a womans vagina... two holes one for ****ing the other for pissin...
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    i love you guys if i didn't come on here today i would have no other entertainment tonight but monday night football... lmao!!
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    lol......
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    you do know chicks have 3 holes.

    1 for bitching and pissing us off.
    2 for fluid release (I will keep it clean. )
    3 for ****ing
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    well .... good to know im in anatomy class... amen on #1....loll=
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gsxxr View Post
    you do know chicks have 3 holes.

    1 for bitching and pissing us off.
    2 for fluid release (I will keep it clean. )
    3 for ****ing
    come on dude the woman anus is a giving been there done that... dig up the page on rimjobs in the lounge, if you wana laugh ur ass off...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Expat View Post
    I don't pee from my vagina..thank you...
    so what your saying is you pee out of your butt?
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