Best Movie One-Liners

[qualityclrk1]

isn't Bruce Willis' line in die hard "Yippee KiYay mother f*cker" the best one liner ever?

[soulstealer]

No..... Bruce Cambell in Evil Dead 2... "Shop smart shop S-mart" is

[buffgator]

Ottis in The Devils Rejects...."I am the devil...and im here to do his work."

[FREAK]

Ottis in The Devils Rejects...."I am the devil...and im here to do his work."

awesome movie bro thats probally the best one

[CAT1]

Frankie and Johnny
"Who do i have to f*ck to get a waffle"

[buffgator]

Samuel L Jackson. Pulp Fiction "Say what one more time, I dare you!"

[qualityclrk1]

American Gangster...."what're you going to do? shoot me in front of all these people?" Bang

[dedic8ed1]

American Gangster"My Man"

Casualties of War"Get some MTHRFUKERS get some"SeanPenn

"Hey white boy that hole ain't gonna dig itself"Platoon

"Hey fool you ready for a nother beatin you shoulda never came back"Mr,T rocky

[bigboy003]

Tombstone- Doc "Say When" and "I'm your Huckleberry"

[dedic8ed1]

Tombstone- Doc "Say When" and "I'm your Huckleberry"

Nice,your a daisy if you do

[auslifta]

"you going to bark all day little dog, or you gunna bite"-Michel Madsen, resivoir dogs

[buffgator]

"you going to bark all day little dog, or you gunna bite"-Michel Madsen, resivoir dogs

Oh man I totally forgot about that movie. Have not seen it forever.

[Fordfan01]

Ottis in The Devils Rejects...."I am the devil...and im here to do his work."

i like a different one by him "The next words that come out of your mouth better be some brilliant ****ing mark twain shit cause its gonna go on your tombstone." Or something close to that

[Amorphic]

Army of Darkness - Ash- "Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

Army of Darkness - Ash- "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures."

Army of Darkness- Ash- "Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?"

okay so they arent one liners, but fvck that movie makes me laugh

[buffgator]

never seen any of the army of darkness movies.

[soulstealer]

Army of Darkness - Ash- "Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

Army of Darkness - Ash- "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures."

Army of Darkness- Ash- "Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?"

okay so they arent one liners, but fvck that movie makes me laugh

Damn your right its the end of Army.... Ya dude I went to NY to see the Play it was funny as hell... they had a splatter zone...

[Amorphic]

Damn your right its the end of Army.... Ya dude I went to NY to see the Play it was funny as hell... they had a splatter zone...

wow, they have a play for it?

[soulstealer]

wow, they have a play for it?

Evil dead.... if it wasnt clear it was awesome...

[nbkandrew13]

highlander, its better to burn out then fade away

[nbkandrew13]

tombstone, are you gonna do something or stand there and bleed

[nbkandrew13]

apocolypse now, kill em all let god sort em out

[FREAK]

ull shoot your eye out kid (the christmas story

[nbkandrew13]

preteder aint got time to bleed

[MeanMachine2000]

"When I met Mary I got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her." Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas - Dumb and Dumber

[nbkandrew13]

talladega nights, first or last

[PEWN]

dumb and dumber .... " the rockies arent so rocky that john denver is full of shit... "

[nbkandrew13]

it aint the size of the dog in the fight its the size of the fight in the dog

[Fordfan01]

dumb and dumber .... " the rockies arent so rocky that john denver is full of shit... "

one of my favorites im lau***ng now just thinking about it

[FREAK]

uh uh oh oh harder harder! debbie does dallas

[nbkandrew13]

gotta keep my pimp hand strong

[WEBB]

Dazed and Confused....

best part about high school girls, i get older and they stay the same age.....

[qualityclrk1]

Dazed and Confused....

best part about high school girls, i get older and they stay the same age.....

Lol hahaha, my friends and i say that all the time (about every friday night football game)

[qualityclrk1]

Forrest Gump: "Somethin jumped up and bit me"

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

"Ill be back" - Terminator
"You just got knocked the **** out" - Next Friday
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...nobody" - Dodgeball
"Live or die, make your choice" - Saw
"You a pot head focker?" - Meet The Parents

[qualityclrk1]

Gladiator: "what we do in life, echoes an eternity".........i just got chills

[qualityclrk1]

Gladiator: "at my signal, unleash hell"

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

"I am the clit commander!" - Jay and Silent Bob

[frignugs]

You want the truth!? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!

[frignugs]

Go ahead, make my day!- Eastwood

[kman]

Swingers... "Your fuking money and you don't even know it"