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Thread: Time to play the "What's your 'porn-name' game?"

  1. 09-06-2002, 01:08 AM #1
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    Time to play the "What's your 'porn-name' game?"

    okay, this is really a funny thing to do that someone told me about at the bar...how do you come up with your very own and original porn name? well, it's very easy.

    Step 1: what was the name of the first pet you ever had?

    Step 2: what was the name of the first street you ever lived on?

    so, if your pets name was/is "Fuzzy" and the name of your first street is "Blackwood St."..well, that would make you "Fuzzy Blackwood"...my porn name is "Bruce Tealwood"...LOL...everyone give it a try, and be honest...partyboy, i can't wait to hear yours bro!

    REMEMBER: everybody has a porn-name! unless you never had a pet, then i just feel sorry for you
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  2. 09-06-2002, 01:20 AM #2
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    So mine would be Bailey Hogan. Hmmm... Maybe i should keep that to myself. This could be fun
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    Taffy Broad or Petey Broad -- my brother had a cocker spaniel and a parakeet when I was born.

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    Winston Smuts.....
    do low budget porn name apply??? lol
    Cheesy.... very cheesy
    they got shit names for streets here in South Africa, not my fault...
    i actually like it
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  5. 09-06-2002, 02:10 AM #5
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    so far bark's takes the cake..LMFAO..david, i like petey broad the best..keep'em coming..i'm actually thinking of making "Bruce Tealwood" my new alias..lol
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    http://www.anabolicreview.com/vbulle...&threadid=5416

    can't wait to hear the new ones
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    I posted in Primo's thread but mine would be Chunk Nina, I'm not sure about that one if I decide to persue my career.
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    this is 100% truth

    dog..... weener
    street..... cricklewood (milford CT)

    so without further ado........

    weener cricklewood, starring in his first full length feature "Ketchup with your weener" with jenna jameson, and jenteal
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    Forget that bs about having your street and dog, what about just some cool-ass porn names. I got a few: *ahem*

    Jack Offspring
    Long-Dong Silver
    Dick Wood
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    Mine is Maxx Philadelphia.

    I may start using that as an alias!
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  13. 09-06-2002, 09:24 AM #13
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    Originally posted by RATM
    weener cricklewood, starring in his first full length feature "Ketchup with your weener" with jenna jameson, and jenteal
    you can't have jenteal - she's mine. she's not the hottest, but something about her......damn..
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    Interesting..........
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    mine would be LOBO DE LOS SANTOS... i gues i would have to be in one of those cheap ass cheesy spanish flicks! that sux!
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    Sniffs - dogs name

    Manasses - street in memphis where I grew up

    I hate this...Sniffs Man-ass-es, fucking horrible!!!
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    Originally posted by primodonna
    http://www.anabolicreview.com/vbulle...&threadid=5416

    can't wait to hear the new ones
    OMG, primodonna thought of this first..LOL..i'm an unoriginal bastard
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    Originally posted by FaTbAcK
    Sniffs - dogs name

    Manasses - street in memphis where I grew up

    I hate this...Sniffs Man-ass-es, fucking horrible!!!
    LOL...looks like you'd be in another kind of porn
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    Originally posted by FaTbAcK
    Sniffs - dogs name

    Manasses - street in memphis where I grew up

    I hate this...Sniffs Man-ass-es, fucking horrible!!!
    bahaha, thats hilarious...=)

    ivan = cat
    briarmead = street

    ivan briarmead...thats kinda weak...=(

    -clocky baby
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    haha, i love it...
    boxer's name...peter fitz gerald
    road as a kid...private drive

    so I'm thinking Peter Private would be it...that could work
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    Damnit! My dog had to be named Shorty...

    So I am Shorty Fernwood

    Damn that sucks!!
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    fatback, That sux!!

    dogs name trooper.
    street name sunrise.

    That would be Trooper Sunrise!! I think I would have played a cop!!
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