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    Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand

    Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand

    Wed Jan 9, 10:18 PM ET

    HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
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    The man, in his mid-20s, was calm when Kootenai County sheriff's deputies arrived Saturday in this northern Idaho town. He was in protective custody in the mental health unit of Kootenai Medical Center.

    "It had been somewhat cooked by the time the deputy arrived," sheriff's Capt. Ben Wolfinger said. "He put a tourniquet on his arm before, so he didn't bleed to death. That kind of mental illness is just sad."

    It was not immediately clear whether the man has a history of mental illness. Hospital spokeswoman Lisa Johnson would not say whether an attempt was made to reattach the hand, citing patient confidentiality.

    The Book of Revelation in the New Testament contains a passage in which an angel is quoted as saying: "If anyone worships the beast and his image and receives his mark on the forehead or on the hand, he, too, will drink the wine of God's fury."

    The book of Matthew also contains the passage: "And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell."

    Wolfinger said he didn't know which hand was amputated.

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    religion+mental illness=one fuxed up individual. imagine the state of mind one would have to be in to cut ones own hand off! evil dead anyone?!

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    wasn't there a story in the last year or so about the wacko in texas who put a baby in the microwave and claimed the markings of the beast too?

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    i hope it wasn't it his strokin hand lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ramblin freak View Post
    i hope it wasn't it his strokin hand lol
    holy crap. thats fvkin funny. Maybe he is ambidextrous.

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    Most people are ambidextrous when they jack off.

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    i only use my right hand when i want to feel like someone else is doing it

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    awesome. hope he got it on video

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini View Post
    Most people are ambidextrous when they jack off.
    only ever use my left hand. hmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic View Post
    only ever use my left hand. hmmm
    Yep left hand here too, I need my right for the mouse to scroll through and open porn vids.

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    I messed up both my hands in a motorcycle accident, couldn't use either for stroking for 6 weeks.

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