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    shooting testosterone in balls

    well my friend told me if i shoot the testosterone cyponiate i have directing into the middle of my nut sack it will go directly into my other testosterone and it will kick in right away. well i got home and shot half the dose of 100mg/ml in which hurt really bad and now my balls really hurt and they turned purple kinda is this normal and has anyone else done this b4?

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    WTF????? wow, the lengths some will go to, just to see better results. that literally took balls to do. i would go to the doctor and make sure you didnt break anything. i have never heard of anyone doing this or even wanting to do this...

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    oh my fvcking god....

    you actually shot it into your balls?

    your friend is insane and you are potentially putting your health in serious jeopardy.

    un-fvcking-believable.

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    are u serious??ur friend is stupid!!!!i have never heard anyone doing this before ur supposed to hit the muschles man!

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    just reading this again makes my head want to explode

    either this is trolling or you guys both have the brain capacity of amoebas.

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    u shot porp in ur balls

    hahaahahahahahha
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    Quote Originally Posted by tuname101 View Post
    well my friend told me if i shoot the testosterone cyponiate i have directing into the middle of my nut sack it will go directly into my other testosterone and it will kick in right away. well i got home and shot half the dose of 100mg/ml in which hurt really bad and now my balls really hurt and they turned purple kinda is this normal and has anyone else done this b4?

    I can honestly say if you really did what your friend told you to do then you are probably the stupidest person I have ever thought I could hear about..... MORON and if you didn't really do that then you're just the same MORON as if you did it because you're wasting our time.

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    tell ur friend that its way better to hit his d!ck! amazing gains!WTF!!!please don't listen to his "advise" again

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    tell ur friend that its way better to hit his d!ck! amazing gains!WTF!!!please don't listen to his "advise" again
    Last edited by Garnelek; 01-17-2008 at 01:30 AM. Reason: i was so amazed i posted it twise!

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    obviously you are lying..... no one in their right mind would put a needle into their balls unless you are in the BME pain olympics...... but then those people aren't in their right mind... stop wasting our time and go post on some self mutilation forum or something

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    double post.... sry

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    i would seriously go and kick my friends ass if he told me to do that and then stand out in the middle of the road and get hit by a car for being stupid enough to listen to his advice.`

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    I hear if you inject it into your eye it works the best...

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    i seriously doubt this kid did this...

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    surely your f**king with us yeah?

    dont believe anyone wud do such a thing before researching...

    i call

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    honestly

    i was gonna make a topic a while back
    talking how the tongue is a muscle

    and what would happen if one injected into it


    maybe now this can be answered


    Laugh Out Loud

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    by the way my multi-vitamins are suppository

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    not even gonna respond with nay itellegent answer to this thread.....

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    absolute

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    <<--- amazed

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    Bahahahahahahaha

    thats worse then the time i shot Everclear in my ass by accident(wasnt paying attention since i have done this shit for over 20yrs)..at least mine was an accident...got my nolva powder mixture (you use grain to mix it,but you swallow it not inject it) mixed up with my test E powder mix(that you obviously shoot),,,,,,that shit hurt like a bitch,i still have a bruise there (2yrs old) but to purposely shoot in your nut sack...damn bro,thats just plain stupid and you have no clue as to how gear even works,and probably should quit before you really fuk yourself up......

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    1 word:

    S431M7
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    A few years ago someone else wrote about this. I have been lau***ng about this ever since. Unfortunately, for me this is a story I heard, but you actually did it? Besides what anyone told you to do, did you not have any reservations yourself?

    Your friend sucks and is a moron.

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    this post has been officially been admitted in the Hall Of Shame qoutes.

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    Dude, there is a video on the web. It is too disgusting for youtube. To find it, do a search for "hatchet vs genitals." Hopefully you will not have to do this extreme procedure to cure yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini View Post
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    This was good for a laugh. If its true then you should beat the shyt out of your so called friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic View Post
    just reading this again makes my head want to explode

    either this is trolling or you guys both have the brain capacity of amoebas.
    YOU COULDNT OF SAID IT BETTER!!!!!!!!!

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    Well, i have a slight notion that this thread is going to find its way to the hall of fame..

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    wtf why the hell would anyone ever even say that joking around in your nut sack no why the hell would you ever believe that honestly i would kick my friends ass for being such an idiot if you really did that i dont think you should be doing aas bro honestly

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    Quote Originally Posted by duramaxedge View Post
    Well, i have a slight notion that this thread is going to find its way to the hall of fame..
    Already got it there....

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    the things u hear

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    Anyone who would listen to advice like that cant be very smart, I have never heard of someone so dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuname101 View Post
    well my friend told me if i shoot the testosterone cyponiate i have directing into the middle of my nut sack it will go directly into my other testosterone and it will kick in right away. well i got home and shot half the dose of 100mg/ml in which hurt really bad and now my balls really hurt and they turned purple kinda is this normal and has anyone else done this b4?
    I smell... BULLSH*T. BAD. But on a side note...my friend told me if I sucked my own d*ck I could bottle it and inject it into my neck to get bigger neck. So I did, and now I can't find any shirts that will fit correctly, can anyone suggest a good custom tailoring large neck T-Shirt store? Please?!?! Fast, I can't breathe this shirt is choking me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuname101 View Post
    well my friend told me if i shoot the testosterone cyponiate i have directing into the middle of my nut sack it will go directly into my other testosterone and it will kick in right away. well i got home and shot half the dose of 100mg/ml in which hurt really bad and now my balls really hurt and they turned purple kinda is this normal and has anyone else done this b4?
    HaHaHaHaHa!!!.........I think I just pissed my pants!

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    "they turned purple kinda...has anyone else done this b4?"

    Sounds like a Jerky Boys routine.

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    Is your friend S431M7?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuname101 View Post
    well my friend told me if i shoot the testosterone cyponiate i have directing into the middle of my nut sack it will go directly into my other testosterone and it will kick in right away. well i got home and shot half the dose of 100mg/ml in which hurt really bad and now my balls really hurt and they turned purple kinda is this normal and has anyone else done this b4?

    you got it all wrong...you got to shoot it in the eye...

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    Such a reduculous thread.

    Should be locked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini View Post
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    game blouses...

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