Does anyone get the farts bad from protein shakes, today on the farm i think i killed every small animal in a 1 mile radius, wife and kids don't think it's too funny either (although i think they're quite funny, still, at 42)
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Does anyone get the farts bad from protein shakes, today on the farm i think i killed every small animal in a 1 mile radius, wife and kids don't think it's too funny either (although i think they're quite funny, still, at 42)
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when I started out lifting years ago protein tore me up inside. Now my gas is non food specific. sometimes its bad other times I can eat all sorts of shit and it dosnt touch me.
Giggity Giggity Giggty!
Did you just start you diet? It will stop after your body adjusts. If not, get something like Beano.
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lol i used to skidmark!
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good to hear im not the only one lol..
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might want to try a shake made with whey isolate instead of whey concentrate. Isolate has the lactose removed.
CHEMICALLY ENGINEERED
use whole foods instead
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It's a curse I live with... I just make sure I stand next to somebody before i let it rip; that way I can run away before the smell catches on and the other person can take the fault... gotta get creative bro
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Hello, i dont know about you, but the Body Fortress Whey Proteins from Wal Mart gives me a lot of farts. My dinner is a protein shake, and I usually make my shakes like this:
1 1/2 scoops of vanilla whey protein
12 oz. of milk
ice, nutrasweet, splenda, vanilla, etc.
or
2 scoops of vanilla whey protein
8 oz. of milk
2 oz of water
ice, nutrasweet, splenda, vanilla, etc.
And i spend all night farting real bad farts that smell like sulfur or led from 8 PM till 1AM, they smell like diesel truck or sulfur, real weird smell
warvictim
Originally Posted by Gators
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i love the smell of my farts
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My 11yo daughter calls me the farting champion of the world. It is kinda fun to fart when walking by someone and watch their reaction.
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QFT.
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I think im immune to beano though, the stuff dosnt touch me. My wife loves it haha lol. Shes looking over my shoulder right now!
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I know where you're coming from... Every morning I've recently been downing 8 egg whites and about 9-10 at night I start ripping em'. One little silent one out my ass stinks up the entire room and it smells like horrible rotten eggs. I think it's hilarious but my folks don't...
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i love farting in close quarters with other people.... its hilarious
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FVCK Yeah, just let that sh1t fly man. HA! Unless your like on a first date or something, thats a tough one.
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Lovin this thread! LMAO just made my day !
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luckily ive gotten used to protein shakes and eggs. used to be bad tho.
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From my Q & A blog ..
What kind of protein shakes ( if any) are you using ?? There are different types of protein , as well as diffrent quality... I suppose I should discuss the diffrent types of protein .
CONCENTRATE
This kind of protein has 20 - 80 % purity, the rest consist of fat and lactose.... So it could be 20 % protein, and 80 % lactose and fat.. You have to really take care to read the labels .. Concentrate is one of the lowest quality proteins ..
CALCIUM CAESINATE
This one is acually cheaper and has lower quality than concentrate...
ISOLATE
Isolate has a purity of 90 % ( plus), so it can have 10 % ( or less ) of fat and lactose..
WHEY PROTEIN HYDROLICATES
Keep in mind that to " hydrolyze " something means breaking it into smaller particles... So it can be 1/10th of 1% and still be called hydrolyzed by law.. High quality proteins label says 100 % whey protein hydrolizates..
By law all the ingredients must be listed from the highest amount present to low lowest amount present...
Alot of protein products only allow a max of 30 % of it to be absorbed by the duodenum ( proximal bowel).. This is were all the protein is absorbed by the body... The rest of it goes on to the large intestine and when there it rots [and produces gas].. So you might be using a low quality protein and your body cant break it down so it cant absorb it..
http://forums.steroid.com/blog.php?b=30&page=5
Merc.
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dude my ole lady leaves the house when I let one rip, hell it makes me wanna gag, I cant much blame her... LOL
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good to do when you need some quiet time .
Steroidpedia
lol.
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Beano has never done anything for me either. I believe it's an enzyme that helps break down sugars in beans.. so it probably doesn't help with protein gas.
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I accidentally let out a fart today on the treadmill. I don't think anyone heard it (it seemed everyone near had headphones), but you can't be sure. It sucks farting in the gym when you got your headphones are cause you don't know how loud they are.
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I think Merc. said it all but....yeah the cheap protein shakes give me farts more!!
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Yes and they are ridiculous. I was by myself in an elevator the other day and I let a disgusting one go, so when I finally get to my floor the door opens there were two girls I know waiting to get on. lol It was bad.
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It's a curse I live with... I just make sure I stand next to somebody before i let it rip; that way I can run away before the smell catches on and the other person can take the fault... gotta get creative bro
HAHHAHAAH thats terrific. Crop dusting at its finest!
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How long will it take the body to get use to it cause I am still rolling, aia think every night I am at work, and for some reason when I am not at work I don't fart. Now IT seems to happen when I am in a workout mood or walking alot??????
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Its the worst when you are trapped in the shower and let one out. OMG!
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I know how you guys feel my girlfriend gets so irritated when I let em rip...she seriously wants me to go to the doctor cause she swears I fart abnormaly too much and too smelly.
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haha, women
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My wife never farts and I make a big deal when she cant fight the stink cloud off, helps me because now when I fart I always follow up by saying "not as bad as yours" she gets so pissed LOL
"Better Safe Than Sorry"
Car farts are the best on rainy days.
Giggity Giggity Giggty!
You should try giving your old ladies the dutch oven.
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I'm on my laptop in bed and just gave my wife a good dutch oven!!!
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you guys are talking alot of shit!
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