Skank crisis

[J-Dogg]

My ego has been damaged, I’m thinking of turning to drugs and cutting. I’ve been masturbating, using my tears as lubrication for the past week.
Oh she was my favorite one of them. 5’1” tall, tan, dark hair, glowing blue eyes, 21 years old and 107lbs. The booty, nice and round, like 2 perfect half circles.

I’ve been trying to sleep with anything I could for the past week to replace my crown gem stone. Every night ends with me cruising pornotube at 3am in search of just the right clip to sufficiently inspire me to rub one out into a gold toe nylon sock. I’ve managed to line up a few prospects, more attractive but my ego is still damaged.

I guess it would not be so bad if she did not worship me, compliment me and I did not have an ego, but then she leaves me for a tow truck driver!

[facile]

tow trucks are sexy to skanks!

[DSM4Life]

My ego has been damaged, I’m thinking of turning to drugs and cutting. I’ve been masturbating, using my tears as lubrication for the past week.
Oh she was my favorite one of them. 5’1” tall, tan, dark hair, glowing blue eyes, 21 years old and 107lbs. The booty, nice and round, like 2 perfect half circles.

I’ve been trying to sleep with anything I could for the past week to replace my crown gem stone. Every night ends with me cruising pornotube at 3am in search of just the right clip to sufficiently inspire me to rub one out into a gold toe nylon sock. I’ve managed to line up a few prospects, more attractive but my ego is still damaged.

I guess it would not be so bad if she did not worship me, compliment me and I did not have an ego, but then she leaves me for a tow truck driver!

Sounds almost poetic

[CheddaNips]

Sounds almost poetic

and pathetic

[xavier_888888]

Dude you should be glad! Now you have more choises girls to bang!

[rickrick55]

dude your first paragraph is brutal hahahaha

[moregunsthanroses]

LOL..

I've been using my tears as lube for years now your only at one week.. hahaha

[dirtball_619]

women are out of there minds these days. especially the 17-23 age group. maybe im just old fashioned!

[smokeyd]

women are out of there minds these days. especially the 17-23 age group. maybe im just old fashioned!

no your rite there froot loops

[moregunsthanroses]

Those are the only age group of women I know.. well theres this one chic that's 24.

Women are programmed... If a guy chases you run away, if he doesnt chase you, chase him. Bascially the best way not to score is to show too much interest.

[spywizard]

so you worship her, but now that she has found someone that is "better" than you,.. that makes her a skank??

dude.. come on.. you should have taken video of her skankness, that way you could make her stay..

live and learn

[bigt10]

haha go take video on put her on pornotube.

LOL make your own video pay her, Truck Drivers and Young Hoes 4

then sell your own dvd and laugh at her if you make money off it.

Man you got it all youll get more dont worry, just forget her or make a joke out of her or refuse to take her back when the tow truck driver sells her for chilli dogs.

[kirk3624]

A good saying I once heard...

"One of the biggest mistakes men make, is overestimating the differences between women."

[wilson9d]

What can i say? she calls me horse.

[gst528i]

A good saying I once heard...

"One of the biggest mistakes men make, is overestimating the differences between women."

at first i was like than word's to live by

[lotaquestions]

at least he didnt tow your car...or did he?

[Schmidty]

tow trucks are sexy to skanks!

[J-Dogg]

Well, my truck has not been toed, praise the Lord. The guy looks similar to a dirty sloth, I think he works the oil pit and changes the oil on the trucks. Perhaps it’s the “pre-greased” veiny member that stole this little gem from my jewelry box.

Me, being the nice yankee I am….no pictures or dirty videos of this skank, oh and a naughty little skank she was….spot on though lesson learned.

The good news is, I closed on a 20 year old prospect last night and have a 27 year old prospect setup tonight. I think the 27 might be smarter than me, so I could be in trouble there. I might just dress up as a tow truck driver and play the dumb role….I hear that is effective.

[Dukkit]

get er dun!!!!!

[CSAR]

Yosh!!!!

[_CrossroadS_]

The quickest way to dumb down a smart chick is to let her do it herself...Just like I do with customers. They will get everything right in the beginning, all you have to do is listen. She will keep talking, and talking, and talking (as smart girls do) and eventually she will reveal a flaw or weakness. Don't pounce on it immediately. Let her forget she did it. Then later on in the night after a few drinks, let the little gem shine. She will wonder how you are so perceptive, and her panties will melt off. Or maybe it's the roofies that do that, I don't know...