another anal thread lol (Anal sex discussion)

[K.Biz]

aight so I got this new girl who I have been having incredible sex with. So of course I drop the anal thing. I mean you gotta!

So anyway shes like yea I'll do it if you let me do it to you. And I laughed I was like that's pretty funny. And she's like no seriously if u let me put my finger in your ass when we're having sex I'll let you put u do it.

Now of course my first response was like ok nvm. Forget it, I'm not ok with that. But I decided to do a lil research and theres a good possibility I can get some stimulation out of this to. AND its only her finger, I mean she's got tiny f*ckin fingers. Mabye I'm just trying to find an excuse so I can put it I. Her butt lol

Anyway... What do u all think? Would u do it?

Dsm... Don't answer, I no u would

[shifty_git]

How long till this one gets deleted? lol

$5 on 4 hours 15 minutes.

[K.Biz]

lol answer fast then!

[Kratos]

I dated a girl who told me I could put it in her but if she could stick a carrot up mine...I passed.

[D-Unit 39]

I had a chick stick her finger up my butt while she was giving me a bj one time in college. It took me by surprise like you wouldn't believe.

Believe it or not though, whatever she did in there made me er... finish... so quickly and so hard it was nuts. (If you've ever seen the movie Road Trip you know what I'm talking about). Never have and never would go out of my way to do that again really... but I say go for it.

[Prada]

Haven't you guys ever heard of "accidental" anal penetration?

[shifty_git]

Haven't you guys ever heard of "accidental" anal penetration?

And he lines his cue up to pot the pink..... o and he slips and accidentally pots the brown!

[K.Biz]

Haven't you guys ever heard of "accidental" anal penetration?

haha tried to pull that off on her. No go

[Prada]

And he lines his cue up to pot the pink..... o and he slips and accidentally pots the brown!

yup, act oblivious and then keep potting it repetitively. After the conclusion of the act have a Post Workout discussion on how it wasn't so bad after all and how much more enjoyable it would be with lube.

[im83931]

I dated a girl who told me I could put it in her but if she could stick a carrot up mine...I passed.

[Kratos]

yup, act oblivious and then keep potting it repetitively. After the conclusion of the act have a Post Workout discussion on how it wasn't so bad after all and how much more enjoyable it would be with lube.

I really missed while drunk, I slipped out then when back for more and missed. She wasn't happy by the sound she made.

[Prada]

I really missed while drunk, I slipped out then when back for more and missed. She wasn't happy by the sound she made.

Well give us a break...there is only a 1" difference between the two.

Oh man in hindsight, that must ****in really hurt for a virgin hole.

[novastepp]

not i

[D-Unit 39]

I really missed while drunk, I slipped out then when back for more and missed. She wasn't happy by the sound she made.

My friends and I call that sound "The Angry Dolphin"... when you're hitting it from behind and you either just try to stick it in her pooper, or you shove your thumb right up in there.... they turn around and makes noises like an angry Flipper until you pull it back out, LMAO

[Kratos]

I can't figure out what god was thinking...Why do piss shit and fvck happen in the same 3 inches.

[novastepp]

I can't figure out what god was thinking...Why do piss shit and fvck happen in the same 3 inches.

speak for yourself there man.

[D-Unit 39]

speak for yourself there man.

[Kratos]

good burn, I walked right into that one

[Hollywood080]

My friends and I call that sound "The Angry Dolphin"... when you're hitting it from behind and you either just try to stick it in her pooper, or you shove your thumb right up in there.... they turn around and makes noises like an angry Flipper until you pull it back out, LMAO

[number twelve]

my girl tried to do the same thing to me...i refused and i convinced her to let me put it in her butt anyway. im not that into it tho i dont like getting poopie on my johnson

[wanabeMASSIVE!]

errr... tried it on this married chic i was checking and NO im not a home wrecker!

I didn't like it neither did she..i think its an exit hole only... its y im exiting outta here!

OK that line was sooo lame..But who gives a shit lol :P

[Schmidty]

Its not that bad really. My gf and i have all kindsa toys we use. Just the other day we were 69ing and i was using a vibrater on her and she was using vibrating anal beads on me. Its a good time... Make sure she has her fingers wet or lubed cause it could get painfull if she just runs dry fingers up ya ass. Make sure ur really relaxed to, if ur a tight ass u might pinch her fingers off...

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

[lucabratzi]

I dont care if i sound ghey but my girl did it to me. It was alright. It feels better when she just rubs around it or lick the grundle.

[_CrossroadS_]

I've had a chick attempt to "shiskabob" me as we call it. I enjoy my D*ck going into girls enough to not be in need of said activity...

[calgarian]

aight so I got this new girl who I have been having incredible sex with. So of course I drop the anal thing. I mean you gotta!

So anyway shes like yea I'll do it if you let me do it to you. And I laughed I was like that's pretty funny. And she's like no seriously if u let me put my finger in your ass when we're having sex I'll let you put u do it.

Now of course my first response was like ok nvm. Forget it, I'm not ok with that. But I decided to do a lil research and theres a good possibility I can get some stimulation out of this to. AND its only her finger, I mean she's got tiny f*ckin fingers. Mabye I'm just trying to find an excuse so I can put it I. Her butt lol

Anyway... What do u all think? Would u do it?

Dsm... Don't answer, I no u would

I say go for it and see if u get her to lick it as well......

[J-Dogg]

I must be a sex expert or something and I’ve only been with a few girls in my time but I think it’s pretty common knowledge that putting a finger in your corn hole is going to make you get off faster.
I relate this, with the reason girls do not “like” anal. I’ve come to the conclusion that they do in fact enjoy it….but they don’t enjoy their friends knowing they like it. They feel degraded, a joke may be made of it.
It’s a finger, what’s the worst that can happen? I promise you…it’s not going to change your sexuality, you will not all the sudden find men attractive.
Case study for girls and anal:
My ex of 4 years was a cute thing, the sex was top notch except my rod was never penetrating her corn hole. I used the bartering system for a few years….sure I’ll do the dishes for….., you guessed it. She would agree to that a few times, it never happened though. On a very rare occasion when she was aggressive and under the influence of large quantities of liquor she would even ask for it. Even then, my member was not getting very far.
Well turns out, things did not work between us, we broke up. After awhile, she wanted me back. After all, she compared me to the rest of the local population which resembles the Mike Judge movie “Idiocracy”. I was good about it, I never slept with her, just told her I’d like to be civil, we could be friends but just not right now. Sober I was always under control after all, I did the girl for 4 years.
Well one night, in a drunken slumber sitting in front of the computer cruising porntube she gives me a jingle. I answer, after all why not? She’s crying, really upset, loves me, wants to be with me, and wants to come over. The gears in my head shift, break free with a cracking noise, rust dust powders around as they start to move. I simply joke and say “for a BJ” and with no hesitation, this Cleopatra of a woman says “Okay”.
Now the gears are really moving, no hesitation in her response. It does not take long for me to calculate the probability that an emotional girl who really wants me back just MIGHT actually let me anal rod her! So being a brave drunken soul, I ask…she says okay.
Turns out, she loved it after she got use to it. I’ve done her in the butt for the past few months now.

[tripmachine]

aight so I got this new girl who I have been having incredible sex with. So of course I drop the anal thing. I mean you gotta!

So anyway shes like yea I'll do it if you let me do it to you. And I laughed I was like that's pretty funny. And she's like no seriously if u let me put my finger in your ass when we're having sex I'll let you put u do it.

Now of course my first response was like ok nvm. Forget it, I'm not ok with that. But I decided to do a lil research and theres a good possibility I can get some stimulation out of this to. AND its only her finger, I mean she's got tiny f*ckin fingers. Mabye I'm just trying to find an excuse so I can put it I. Her butt lol

Anyway... What do u all think? Would u do it?

Dsm... Don't answer, I no u would

faggot!







hahaha j/k really thinking about it.... hmm... i would probably let a girl do that IF i was going to get to do her a$$.... haha Now if she said she wanted to use a strap on.... no that's a different story lol

[DSM4Life]

aight so I got this new girl who I have been having incredible sex with. So of course I drop the anal thing. I mean you gotta!

So anyway shes like yea I'll do it if you let me do it to you. And I laughed I was like that's pretty funny. And she's like no seriously if u let me put my finger in your ass when we're having sex I'll let you put u do it.

Now of course my first response was like ok nvm. Forget it, I'm not ok with that. But I decided to do a lil research and theres a good possibility I can get some stimulation out of this to. AND its only her finger, I mean she's got tiny f*ckin fingers. Mabye I'm just trying to find an excuse so I can put it I. Her butt lol

Anyway... What do u all think? Would u do it?

Dsm... Don't answer, I no u would

Man the F up.

P.S
Don't eat a big meal an hr or so before

[J*U*icEd]

my girl does it to me all the time... feels great especially when she rubs my prostate with the finger in my anus while giving me head... omg ive never came so hard... THE BEST!!!

[J*U*icEd]

what can i say im guess im just a sexual freak and i love to do it all wit women... try it ull find you like it.. i promise!

[Amorphic]

aight so I got this new girl who I have been having incredible sex with. So of course I drop the anal thing. I mean you gotta!

So anyway shes like yea I'll do it if you let me do it to you. And I laughed I was like that's pretty funny. And she's like no seriously if u let me put my finger in your ass when we're having sex I'll let you put u do it.

Now of course my first response was like ok nvm. Forget it, I'm not ok with that. But I decided to do a lil research and theres a good possibility I can get some stimulation out of this to. AND its only her finger, I mean she's got tiny f*ckin fingers. Mabye I'm just trying to find an excuse so I can put it I. Her butt lol

Anyway... What do u all think? Would u do it?

Dsm... Don't answer, I no u would

my girl does it to me all the time... feels great especially when she rubs my prostate with the finger in my anus while giving me head... omg ive never came so hard... THE BEST!!!

you guys should invest in one of these:

[J*U*icEd]

double post

[J*U*icEd]

you guys should invest in one of these:

dont even get me started.... lol

[DSM4Life]

you guys should invest in one of these:

My b/f has something that looks just like that with extra features

[Amorphic]

dont even get me started.... lol

have a little experience with it do you?

[Schmidty]

I must be a sex expert or something and I’ve only been with a few girls in my time but I think it’s pretty common knowledge that putting a finger in your corn hole is going to make you get off faster.
I relate this, with the reason girls do not “like” anal. I’ve come to the conclusion that they do in fact enjoy it….but they don’t enjoy their friends knowing they like it. They feel degraded, a joke may be made of it.
It’s a finger, what’s the worst that can happen? I promise you…it’s not going to change your sexuality, you will not all the sudden find men attractive.
Case study for girls and anal:
My ex of 4 years was a cute thing, the sex was top notch except my rod was never penetrating her corn hole. I used the bartering system for a few years….sure I’ll do the dishes for….., you guessed it. She would agree to that a few times, it never happened though. On a very rare occasion when she was aggressive and under the influence of large quantities of liquor she would even ask for it. Even then, my member was not getting very far.
Well turns out, things did not work between us, we broke up. After awhile, she wanted me back. After all, she compared me to the rest of the local population which resembles the Mike Judge movie “Idiocracy”. I was good about it, I never slept with her, just told her I’d like to be civil, we could be friends but just not right now. Sober I was always under control after all, I did the girl for 4 years.
Well one night, in a drunken slumber sitting in front of the computer cruising porntube she gives me a jingle. I answer, after all why not? She’s crying, really upset, loves me, wants to be with me, and wants to come over. The gears in my head shift, break free with a cracking noise, rust dust powders around as they start to move. I simply joke and say “for a BJ” and with no hesitation, this Cleopatra of a woman says “Okay”.
Now the gears are really moving, no hesitation in her response. It does not take long for me to calculate the probability that an emotional girl who really wants me back just MIGHT actually let me anal rod her! So being a brave drunken soul, I ask…she says okay.
Turns out, she loved it after she got use to it. I’ve done her in the butt for the past few months now.

[Amorphic]

My b/f has something that looks just like that with extra features

i didnt know Goodcents had one, hes not going to be very happy with you for telling us that.

[DSM4Life]

i didnt know Goodcents had one, hes not going to be very happy with you for telling us that.

His is ok, a little more curved then i am use to. He can bang me from around a corner.

[Amorphic]

His is ok, a little more curved then i am use to. He can bang me from around a corner.

kind of like a sideways banana?