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  1. 04-24-2008, 02:07 PM #1
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    You'll go blind doing that

    So last night I can't sleep too good, I'm laying in bed and one thing leads to another. I decide to slap it around a little bit. I get a good image in my mind of sex with a hot little peice I saw earlier in the day. It was a pretty good crank honestly.

    It's a dark room, and when I'm on cycle I seem to shoot my loads substatially further. Long story short I ark it skyward and hit myself right in the eye. I didn't see it comming.

    I've never tasted or put the stuff in my eye before but I always assumed spooge to be a mild substance. Oh god the experience was horrible, it stung like a bastard, my eye was bright red after, I couldn't get to sleep for another hour cause my eye hurt so bad.

    Anyone ever sting a girl's eye by spraying it in her face? Be careful with that stuff.
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    dude, don't lie... your boy sprayed you...lol
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    the first time i dotted one of my exes eyes was right before we had to go out to dinner with some friends, her eye was red as hell and she could hardly keep it open, i felt like a champ
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    Lol -gross. I hope I never have the pleasure of getting it in the eye.
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    DUDE!!!!!!!!!! OMG! Just like a week ago me and my chick were doing it and when I pulled out she was gonna go down and get it but I splooged before she got there and I totally shot myself in the face!!!!! I was like WTF!!!????? Never happened to me before!!! Kinda crazy!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic View Post
    the first time i dotted one of my exes eyes was right before we had to go out to dinner with some friends, her eye was red as hell and she could hardly keep it open, i felt like a champ
    sweet confirmation, trust me she wasn't happy.
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    BTW it would have hit me in the eye but i managed to close it first!
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    lol funny you bring this up i shot it in my eye when i was like 15 and the same thing happined. stung like a bitch.
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    Seems like something that you should keep to yourself!
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    if ya with a girl get her on ya knees n sucking you off...

    just as ya about to jizz pull out n shoot in her eye so she instantly puts her hand over it....

    then when she jumps up kick her in her shin so she grabs it n bounces on one leg while cussing and going aggghhhhh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI View Post
    Seems like something that you should keep to yourself!
    If I can save just one poor girl's eye, it's worth it.
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    Have any of you guys ever shoot your wad in the girls mouth only to have her jump up and kiss you and swirl it around in your mouth? I'm not saying this has happened to me but was just curious?
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    ^^haha, sure it's never happened to you....by accident.
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    Have any of you guys ever shoot your wad in the girls mouth only to have her jump up and kiss you and swirl it around in your mouth? I'm not saying this has happened to me but was just curious?
    i can only hope i never meet a girl that is that sadistic
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    Have any of you guys ever shoot your wad in the girls mouth only to have her jump up and kiss you and swirl it around in your mouth? I'm not saying this has happened to me but was just curious?
    lol, that's called a snowball
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    Back in the days man I used to shoot it over my head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada View Post
    Back in the days man I used to shoot it over my head.
    Lately sometimes I hear it hit the headboad, got myself in the forehead not too long ago...I was kinda horrified there was spooge on my face. I never thought I could have an eye incident though. I never suspected it would hurt so bad. Felt like lemon juice in the eye mixed with salt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    Lately sometimes I hear it hit the headboad, got myself in the forehead not too long ago...I was kinda horrified there was spooge on my face. I never thought I could have an eye incident though. I never suspected it would hurt so bad. Felt like lemon juice in the eye mixed with salt.
    upon closer inspection of my wall ive noticed i have lots of splooge dried up on it from pulling out and aiming at the girls face. i am amused.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    Lately sometimes I hear it hit the headboad, got myself in the forehead not too long ago...I was kinda horrified there was spooge on my face. I never thought I could have an eye incident though. I never suspected it would hurt so bad. Felt like lemon juice in the eye mixed with salt.
    Gosh I think I have to give my body a break, its no longer able to put that much torque upon takeoff. It always lands short now.
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    one time I was doing this girl and I pulled it out and try to shoot it about her stomach but it flew really far and landed in her eye. I started laughing. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    Have any of you guys ever shoot your wad in the girls mouth only to have her jump up and kiss you and swirl it around in your mouth? I'm not saying this has happened to me but was just curious?
    I enjoy it...
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    i have skeeted on a girl but never on my own eye
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