im a fvckn dumbass

[Schmidty]

I thought i had everybody fooled into thinking i dont use aas. But sunday night my family got together and sum how aas came up and they all started attacking me(even my gf who is about to do a cycle). Then i got pick up sum gear from my buddy last nightand got home really late, i set the bag of aas on the kitchen table and looked through it to make sure i got all of it. Well, the deca i got was in amps and i guess my dumb ass left one ther. And i left a switch blade ther to... My gf then wakes me up at about 5:30am am says "GOOD MORNING DUMB ASS, LOOK WHAT MY FVCKN MOM FOUND" (we live w/her parents)and hands me my amp and knife. Her dad is at work and her mom didnt say anything to me about it. Thing is, i think they already know i use steroids and i think there cool about it, but im not sure what they think about me haven steroids in their house... Im99%sure they know i use them because they ask me questions about how they work sometimes...

[Diary of a Mad-man]

OUCH.........good luck bro.

Reminds me of the time my X-wife woke me up with a bottle of Test in her hand, and I pretended to not know what it was. Yes, X wife. Do the math.

[Schmidty]

OUCH.........good luck bro.

Reminds me of the time my X-wife woke me up with a bottle of Test in her hand, and I pretended to not know what it was. Yes, X wife. Do the math.

This is a bitch... Did she leave u because of aas??? I know my gf is cool w/me doing it, becuse its a lot better then other thins iv done in the past ad she is about to do a cycle here in a few weeks.

[damiongage]

Look on the bright side....They didn't find your gay porn stash.

[shifty_git]

If you have been rumbled, defend your self in an educated manor.

Ask are you ever nasty or violent towards there daughter?

Ask them what they would prefer, a guy who can or can't look after there daughter?

Show them the injected vids.

[Diary of a Mad-man]

This is a bitch... Did she leave u because of aas??? I know my gf is cool w/me doing it, becuse its a lot better then other thins iv done in the past ad she is about to do a cycle here in a few weeks.

YEP, lives 4 states away with my son. Dumb bitch.

[paulzane]

Yes Schmidty .... you fcuked up ..... don't get the mother-in-law against you!! Too late to say "Never let her have something on you!"

[Atomini]

If she's uneducated on the subject, chances are she won't even know what 'Deca Durabolin' is unless it specifically says "STEROID" on the amp. She probably thought it was a liquid vitamin/mineral supplement or something.

So even if she does say anything, make sure you find out if she knows it's AAS or not.

One time I showed a vial of Test E and Masteron to my brother and he looked at them and told them what they were and he was like "WTF THIS ISNT STEROIDS, ITS TESTOSTERONE!" and he didn't believe me till months later when I showed him stuff on the subject. lol, riiight....

[paulzane]

Look on the bright side....They didn't find your gay porn stash.

[calgarian]

I thought i had everybody fooled into thinking i dont use aas. But sunday night my family got together and sum how aas came up and they all started attacking me(even my gf who is about to do a cycle). Then i got pick up sum gear from my buddy last nightand got home really late, i set the bag of aas on the kitchen table and looked through it to make sure i got all of it. Well, the deca i got was in amps and i guess my dumb ass left one ther. And i left a switch blade ther to... My gf then wakes me up at about 5:30am am says "GOOD MORNING DUMB ASS, LOOK WHAT MY FVCKN MOM FOUND" (we live w/her parents)and hands me my amp and knife. Her dad is at work and her mom didnt say anything to me about it. Thing is, i think they already know i use steroids and i think there cool about it, but im not sure what they think about me haven steroids in their house... Im99%sure they know i use them because they ask me questions about how they work sometimes...

If she doesnt know ....tell her it was a sexual enhancement drug and I am not joking ....Make sure ur GF tell her the same. If they buy it make sure they hear moaning noises coming out of ur room. So they fully buy it.

[Diary of a Mad-man]

Problem is, she can look it up on the internet pretty easy. Again, ask me how I know. Plus it didnt help that my vial said "for dogs and horses" in spanish. lol

People look up pills and stuff they find all the time.

[Schmidty]

Her parents are not stupid, BUT1time my gf left a diet pill(OTC dont remember what i had her on) on the counter and her mom thoight her little bro was eatn X. She typed in the discription of the pill and it came up as a pink pentagon. I can almost guarantee her mom googled deca200 200mg/1ml Nandrolen deconate...........200mg. My gf thinks its gona be cool though because they already know about all the other stuff iv done in the past, and theyr cool w/that. Hopen its the same w/the gear...

[Schmidty]

Im gona google eactly that and see what i get....

[Schmidty]

came up as all the legal steroids BS LOL. Hopefully thats what she thinks it is then. But if they ask i think ill be honest about it...

[l2elapse]

i would be honest and not confrontational in any manner, after all it is there house. If they wish you do not have steroids in their house I would comply and find somewhere else to hold it.

[Schmidty]

i would be honest and not confrontational in any manner, after all it is there house. If they wish you do not have steroids in their house I would comply and find somewhere else to hold it.

Thats what im thinking to.

[calgarian]

Thats what im thinking to.

I can keep it for you........

[xavier_888888]

i would be honest and not confrontational in any manner, after all it is there house. If they wish you do not have steroids in their house I would comply and find somewhere else to hold it.

I agree!

[Schmidty]

I can keep it for you........

Ok ill just drive my ass up to fvckn canada to do2shota a week and fvck a bitches ass and armpit... Do u wana see what my cycle layout is, im looking forword to it so much(doing the cycle not showing u what its going to look like)!!!!!!

[calgarian]

Ok ill just drive my ass up to fvckn canada to do2shota a week and fvck a bitches ass and armpit... Do u wana see what my cycle layout is, im looking forword to it so much(doing the cycle not showing u what its going to look like)!!!!!!

man i was trying to help

[Schmidty]

man i was trying to help

Ur just using me for my gear

[jAcKeD!!!!]

well , i got a aunt who is a personal trainer and knows i have used AAS in the past and always checks my arms when were at a family dinner, well im going to see her again this sunday for dinner and shes going to do it again and find needle tracks(i can careless) but shes going to talk to loud infront of everyone about it (grandparents , cuz,. etc) im thinkin about skippin the dinner but then again my family is italian so i dont want to miss out on the food.
just thought id put that out there, sorry Schmidty
CONTINUE

[calgarian]

Ur just using me for my gear

No I wasnt.....well yeah I was.

[firmechicano831]

well what you have to do now is educated them on steroids. Say hey, I don't use it all year long. Just a couple months and thats it.

[Schmidty]

I came hoem from work to night and everybody acted like nothing had happened. ???? Kinda confused, i was sure they would at least say they didnt want it in their house...

[WEBB]

yep you are right...you r a dumbass...not a big surprise really...

[Schmidty]

Thanx webb, that means a lot... BTW i gota pm u about my new cycle i have revised for the 100th time and would like ur know hows on it...

yep you are right...you r a dumbass...not a big surprise really...

[MATTMAN01]

You need to talk to them about it. Its not so bad when they are not sure cause theres still a chance you might not, but to confirm it in such dumb way in their home is just f***en disrespectful. I'd kick you out for lack of respect even if I didn't care about aas.

[D-Unit 39]

My mom found 8 10ml vials of Organon Deca that I had about 2 years ago and threw them away. That b!tch

[ChuckLee]

Living with her parents is never a good deal imo

[DSM4Life]

Her parents are not stupid, BUT1time my gf left a diet pill(OTC dont remember what i had her on) on the counter and her mom thoight her little bro was eatn X. She typed in the discription of the pill and it came up as a pink pentagon. I can almost guarantee her mom googled deca200 200mg/1ml Nandrolen deconate...........200mg. My gf thinks its gona be cool though because they already know about all the other stuff iv done in the past, and theyr cool w/that. Hopen its the same w/the gear...

Please don't start the "ghetto type" thing. You are going to give us gays a bad name.

[Schmidty]

had breakfast w/her mom this morning and all was good, not one word about it, like it neve happened...Kinda weird to me...

[calgarian]

had breakfast w/her mom this morning and all was good, not one word about it, like it neve happened...Kinda weird to me...

You know its a sign t have anal sex with ur gf

[ChuckLee]

LOL everytime I read the title of this thread I'd say "yes, you are!"

[calgarian]

LOL everytime I read the title of this thread I'd say "yes, you are!"

I wanted to say "Yes" after I read that title too but didnt want to be mean to him .He is a nice fella.

[Schmidty]

I wanted to say "Yes" after I read that title too but didnt want to be mean to him .He is a nice fella.

I try to do nice things for people like give ther ass and armpits pleasure at the expence of nothing to me. Im a good guy like that...

[calgarian]

I try to do nice things for people like give ther ass and armpits pleasure at the expence of nothing to me. Im a good guy like that...

Thats why I said you are a good fella. You fall into freak category like me

[Towel]

if you are using aas and people think you are using them, then you are using them wrong hihi. They must be sure and say fck yeah you are using steroids!

[Schmidty]

if you are using aas and people think you are using them, then you are using them wrong hihi. They must be sure and say fck yeah you are using steroids!

I came home from the army at a bitchy 180lbs and im sitting over 200-210lbs now in under 3months, i think they can figure it out...LOL

[WEBB]

its not about weight, its about how you look...im 305 at times and some people still ask me...so unless you are 205 ripped and remove all doubt, not everyone can tell man...