When I joined the Police force, I had to pass a polygraph and one of the questions centered around buying illegal drugs....have you had a poly yet and how did you get around that?

Originally Posted by
skr0w
I'd consider these things if i didn't think i might be a target. I've been with them for about a month and i found a random 22gauge syringe in my mail box. It really pissed me off i talked to my good friend who is an officer there and he said don't worry about it cause people always get ****ed with but still it didn't make me happy.
Today my training officer asked me if i juiced, he said "be honest joe your almost 30, big as shit and you shave your head to coverup your receeding hair line from all the juice you have took so it's ok you can tell me." It sounded like he was joking but not too sure.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!