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Quick, Fast, in 4 days!
What are some tricks that you guys have/use/do to lean yourself out ASAP.
Lets say you were going to a HUGE shin-dig on this upcoming friday. You just found out now, and you are [only] early cycle, so you aren't at your 'best'.
Low carb? Don't eat past 9? Herbal supplements? Anabolic helpers?
I would love to know what people use in a pinch.
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i always stay off the computer.................... that really leans me out in 4 days.
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cute
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If you go on a strict keto diet you can typically lose 10 lbs of fat & water the 1st week and then it starts to taper to 1-2 lbs a week after that. Its the fastest way to lose weight IMO except for a hardcore amphetamine binge
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Well, what does that do?
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Well what does that do?Originally Posted by iagainsti
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the only way you are gonna do anything is if you are pretty much competition ready and depleting your carbs and restricting fluids for the last four days. otherwise you are going to accomplish next to nothing in 96 hours bro. come on..............
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hahaha you wernt serious where you?
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It's a hypothetical question. Not at all relating to me, but I'm sure people have wondered what little tips and tricks people have used before in such a pinch.
I do the Atkins roll out, never thought to restrict fluids. i LOOVEE water.
------ yeah im serious, I know what its FOR... but what does it do. I'm not really familiar with that.
Oh I see: -- "decreased appetite, increased stamina, and physical energy." --
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an herbal duiretic will drop a little water
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i have a huge hypothetical shin-dig on friday too. maybe i'll see you there.
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part time comedian, eh?
..be sure to stick to your day job
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full time comedian............... i am a part time diet guru. i teach people how to lose weight in 4 days.
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If your diet is in order, and your bf is not too high......you could go keto for 3-4 days, and easily take off 10lbs of water and fat.....and this should make you look a bit more ripped......although with this type of quick fix, the first bit of carbs you have at this SHINDIG....you will bloat right back up......
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you're just wreckin shop on this thread lex, bad day or something?
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if you need to get rid of a little water weight before a photo shoot or something...u can always try lasix..i personally wouldnt do it b/c ive read that if its done improperly it could really mess you up
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sorry,no its just that i dont believe there is any way to do anything that anyone will notice in 96 hours. i looked up a keto diet, didnt know it was another name for adkins diet, and this guy went from 185 to 178 in his first 2 weeks in his blog or whatever. ok 7 lbs in 2 weeks. but like i said unless you are contest ready nobody is gonna notice any changes in you in 4 days. so its really pointless. you can take some over the counter water pills or something but in 4 days what are you gonna lose 5 or 6 lbs of water..... its not like someone who saw you last week is gonna come up and say, " wow i hardly recognized from seeing you 4 days ago, you look so different" its just not gonna happen. i just get tired of seeing quick, fast, or whatever in the titles and expect to get some magical answers. when really there are none. my favorite is, "HELP! URGENT i need help," and then you read the post and it says, " i ran out of test what do i do?" not saying it about you anabolic, just ranting in general. i guess it was said earlier you could fast for 4 days, but whatever you do, if you are training and building muscle it will probably hurt gains you have made whatever you do. i say f#ck it take 100 mgs of anadrol for the next 4 days and go in as "bloat dog". then people will be like," how did you get so big since i saw you last week?" haha
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maybe some var and diuretics
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lol @ lex
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4 days of var??????????
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Starve yourself. If you have low body fat like me...not eating right for a couple of days will get rid of that last bit of fat real quick.
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Im not recommending it, but you can go Keto in less than a day if using insulin.......and in 3-4 days, you can easily lose 10lbs.......Hell, with some lasix, i have stripped 16.5lbs off in a day and a half......Felt like shit, but it can be done.....
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Is this a joke??????What are some tricks that you guys have/use/do to lean yourself out ASAP.
Lets say you were going to a HUGE shin-dig on this upcoming friday. You just found out now, and you are [only] early cycle, so you aren't at your 'best'.
Low carb? Don't eat past 9? Herbal supplements? Anabolic helpers?
I would love to know what people use in a pinch.
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No, he is actually being serious.....
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lex57 why can i imagine your as cocky and smug in real life like that smug aviator pic lmfao brilliant come back tho, had me in tears
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unless your already at 10% there isnt much you can do in 4 days bro.
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hahahahah this just gets better
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Hahahahahah LMAO! I love the little insert at the bottom of the pic. *actual product does not twinkle* NO MAGIC BEANS SON!
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Get a tan, a haircut and then wear a girdle under your shirt! Otherwise, suck it up and enjoy the shindig as a fat piggie! I agree... no quick fixes for 4 days, nothing healthy anyway.
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jesus christ i was beginning to think i was the only one.......... the f'ing cambodian magic wand might be the post of the year though. nice dsm
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Just eat exlax all day.... You can crap 10 pds no prob
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Try Crack.
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what a sweet thread
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