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    Carrot Top, Wtf!?

    Wtf i just seen him on that Gene simmons show on A&E, omf wtf is up with his delts?lol

    Ive never seen delts like that before , they look like baseballs, looks so so fake lol is he on synthol?!?!

    No im not a noob either i mean ive seen him before an all but on the show his delts look so un proportioned with the rest of his body, has anyone seen him on the show, it was right after gene was at his show and he went back stage?.

    I sure and witnessed people accuse him of shooting before but never seen a pic where his delts looked like basketballs for his delts.. looks funny lol

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    lounge material but yea he looks like he is using synthol

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    i never knew carrot top was a supplement... ?

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    its the latest supp to make ppl annoying and ugly...no pct required

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    and pointy shoulders....

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    yeeep, synthol

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    ok besides his delts does anyone realize that his eye brows look like they belong on a russian prostitute, and it looks like he has makeup on like covergirl

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    DAYUM!! Even the Predator would say, "Carrot Top is one ugly motherfvcker!"

    (Move this to the lounge where it belongs, please.)

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    WTF? That looks stupid

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    His face looks like it's morphing into a distorted Paul Stanley, LOL!!!

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    he looks like a women who takes steriods. His face is gross.

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    Hahaha he looks retarded.

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    God Damn hes one of the ugliest douches ive seen lol
    How old is that clown ne how?

    That idiot prob thinks his delts are sweet looking and impressive and that people( general) public dont notice his synthol use

    Someone should go to one of his lame comedy shows and when it gets quiet start screaming synthol rules in the crowd

    And his fukin makeup WTF .. hes a WASTE of space in my book lol

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    he looks like a cartoon

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    Fugly!

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    The Man Whose Delts Exploded

    He was actually funny back in the day tho...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecto9 View Post
    His face looks like it's morphing into a distorted Paul Stanley, LOL!!!
    hahahahahaha. love that one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voice of Reason View Post
    The Man Whose Delts Exploded

    He was actually funny back in the day tho...
    the first part is funny...

    the second makes me question your mental well being...

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    And he has no legs.

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    keep it up carrot top youve made big impressive strides towards becoming the worlds ugliest transvestite. i dont even think a toothless midget prostitute would **** this guy. that is out of control.

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    He was doing pretty good til' he hit the synthol. Too bad. Didnt he see the moron that had that infection in his right bicep? I thought that gross SOB turned everyone off of that crap. Personally I think it is good to see what can go wrong sometimes so for all I care, keep going carrot top!

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    OMG I can't get that image out of my fukn head! I'm gonna go cut myself for a while maybe that'll do it!

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    That thing is even less attractive than the video of fat Tyson dancing around in a thong and nipple tassles.

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    He looks like he has some bad disease.

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    what if he is a member here? that would be funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson9d View Post
    what if he is a member here? that would be funny.
    I was thinking the same. Or, if he lurks on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wilson9d View Post
    what if he is a member here? that would be funny.
    Somebody join his fan club and invite him over, lol

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    He is on here

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    he one scary dude, looks like a scary tranny lol

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    Dont you mean carrot top ftw?

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    the thing I dont get is this: Since his comedy career is dead, why doesnt he shave his ****ing carrot top off? All he has do do is shave his head, stop wearing make-up, and let his ****in eyebrows grow any way they want......He might look like a normal human being....

    and since everyone has been capping on this guy for a) not being funny and b) looking so ugly, my bet is that he shaves his head between now and 2009

    How much you want to bet? Because he has personal image issues to be juicing for so long now when everyone said he looked like a little puzzy girl. He will get sick of the insults and shave his head......




    that would suck for the strongest muscles in your body to be your side deltoids....as opposed to your quads or something (actually, diaphram is strongest muscle in body)
    Last edited by Diary of a Mad-man; 05-24-2008 at 08:02 AM.

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    i dont think he would look normal with a shaved head haha hes a funny lookn dude no matter what

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    freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

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    lol !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rager View Post
    He is on here
    Hi carrot Top! LOL!!!

    No seriously, What's his handle?

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