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  1. 06-11-2008, 09:41 AM #1
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    Biggest Dick Ever !

    yeah sorry dsm, got your hopes up right ?



    ok so i need a bit of advise.

    i've realized that i'm in love with a needy clingy girl i was dating for a month broke her heart and then continued seeing for another month before i broke her heart again....

    i've cried over this ( yeah , hormones ? lol )

    but i want a better looking girl, i know thats shallow as fvck, but i'm obviously trying to change myself and i keep getting better looking , so is it so wrong for me to want a better looking girl ?


    wtf ?!
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    So you want us to find a better looking girl for you? Or you are wondering if its normal to seek for a better looking girl?
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    an easier solution would be to date an uglier chick than the clingy one. then when you dump that ugly chick you could back with the clingy chick who would be way hotter than the ugly chick and your problem is solved. you just bettered yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    So you want us to find a better looking girl for you? Or you are wondering if its normal to seek for a better looking girl?
    if it's the girl in your avatar, YES !


    but i dunno, maybe i should try to move on ? ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by thecivilizedanimal View Post
    if it's the girl in your avatar, YES !


    but i dunno, maybe i should try to move on ? ...
    Nah man this girl in my avi is for me only (whenever i find her). Do you like this girl or you are just hanging on to her to get laid? Be Honest....
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Nah man this girl in my avi is for me only (whenever i find her). Do you like this girl or you are just hanging on to her to get laid? Be Honest....
    pretty sure i love her, which is the reason i broke up with her, as after my son mother i dont want to fall in love for awhile...

    i got no problems gettig laid, ( better sex too ) i just think i really like her, but she does her make up all ****ed up and shit,, she takes suggestion well but i dont want to be like wtf are you doing you look like a clow,

    which actually happened once when she came over and me and my roomate were both laughing at her, inher face ,, hahhaha


    yarghhhhhh
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    The definition of marriage is two people deciding they can't do any better at the same time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thecivilizedanimal View Post
    pretty sure i love her, which is the reason i broke up with her, as after my son mother i dont want to fall in love for awhile...

    i got no problems gettig laid, ( better sex too ) i just think i really like her, but she does her make up all ****ed up and shit,, she takes suggestion well but i dont want to be like wtf are you doing you look like a clow,

    which actually happened once when she came over and me and my roomate were both laughing at her, inher face ,, hahhaha


    yarghhhhhh
    It all depends how much you like her and what are you willing to ignore? I take it u r in ur early twenties. Am I right?

    See the thing is if u look at the big picture the question you should be asking is to if she keep doing the same stuff that you hate after 3 yrs will you still love her the same way?
    Cause Women change after moving in/ getting married IMO. Then you get kids and if you cant take her you end up in a messy break up and you will be worse off then you are now.

    These are the questions you have to ask and if you recently break upp then I say take ur time...some ppl dont agree with me on that but its just my opinion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    The definition of marriage is two people deciding they can't do any better at the same time.

    Love starts with a Kiss and end with a kick. I actually told this to one girl a Lonnnnnnnnnnng time ago.
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    lol, i think i'll leave it as it is, i dont want something serious but i really like her, shits ****ed,

    nah i'm in 27, my buddy was like your getting old you should settle , but i keep getting better looking , why settle ?
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    if u realy like this girl and she likes you and you have a lot in common or just get along realy well with no drama then you are making a mistake imho. there will always be hotter girls out there. if u find one thats loyal,decent looking and great in bed than you have all u need. if you keep chasing after the trophy girl it will lead to headaces my man. ive dated more than my share of pre-maddonas and thay where all crazy bitches. anyway do what makes you happy and hope shes not the one that got away when your old and looking back at some of the decisions that you made in life. p.s. dont give in to peer prssure over what your so called friends think. its your life. respectfully, boyd
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    she's abit crazy, she said i love you within the first few weeks,

    even after i told her i'm uncomfortable with it she continued, and then got pissed off because i wasnt saying it back

    or


    i'd go for a ridee for a couple hours with my phone in my bag come home work out for another hour or two and she'd be calling me constantly .
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    Quote Originally Posted by thecivilizedanimal View Post
    she's abit crazy, she said i love you within the first few weeks,

    even after i told her i'm uncomfortable with it she continued, and then got pissed off because i wasnt saying it back

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    i'd go for a ridee for a couple hours with my phone in my bag come home work out for another hour or two and she'd be calling me constantly .
    "Control freak" comes to mind
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI View Post
    Y I didnt think of that...crap
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    I would f**k her mom then go find a better looking girl! lol
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    show us some pics first?
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    I read the title to this thread and thought Calgarians picture would be here!
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    Nothing worse than a clingy girlfriend.
    Do yourself a favour and break that shit off.
    If you can get a diamond, why settle with sterling silver?
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    dont settle. if she isnt everything you want . keep looking the right one with all the right things will come around
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    i made the same upgrade two years ago and I'm still happy. But's it's kind of irritating to constantly hear people talking about how hot your girl is, and worrying about competition (especially better looking competition), and not hearing as much about how good you look. I* guess the lesson is get someone who really turns you on, but dont get a 10 cuz she'll steal your spotlight and you'll be way too self critical worrying about the competition. It's stressful man
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    If you had the biggest dick ever, none of this would be a problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    I read the title to this thread and thought Calgarians picture would be here!
    So she told you that mine is bigger then urs........Told her not to do that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    So she told you that mine is bigger then urs........Told her not to do that.
    "biggest dick ever" doesn't refer to penis size, its about your character! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by FallenWyvern View Post
    If you had the biggest dick ever, none of this would be a problem.
    why do you think this is such a problem ,, every girl i meet falls in love with me (or my lil buddy lol).....

    it gets to be too much .........


    i got a new one now ( other then the baby moms ).

    she's soo much funt , little thick girl , def have nothing to worry about, always trying to upgrade though ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    "biggest dick ever" doesn't refer to penis size, its about your character! lol
    I knew what u were saying I was trying to avoid this conversation u fatty
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    i'm a fatty i'm a fatty !
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    Quote Originally Posted by thecivilizedanimal View Post
    i'm a fatty i'm a fatty !
    Nice to know....but inkey isnt anymore
    I just say it cause I think it pisses him off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Nice to know....but inkey isnt anymore
    I just say it cause I think it pisses him off.
    I am not angered nor pissed at your little fatty comments, I am above that!............................let me see....gun laws in canada....hmmmmm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    I am not angered nor pissed at your little fatty comments, I am above that!............................let me see....gun laws in canada....hmmmmm.
    Are you threatening me?...I dare you to come here.......especially in July Come on...........




    July cause of the stempede so we can pick up chicks....
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    I love you C ! But not in the way you want me to!
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    I love you C ! But not in the way you want me to!
    Remember you are talking to me not DSM.... I am not into men at all...so will u be bringing guns or should I find one for u?
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    yooo


    you niggas need straps ?

    i got you covered..

    looking into getting something new for myself ....

    been a few years,,, i miss my glock. metal slide custom cnc alu hard anodized body. let off a few with that ****er.

    i'm a really good boy now though.


    but fvck i want that taurus pistol !


    yo so i'll have like $100 for food till thursday (after tren and winny and late rent lol ) fvvvvck

    and I have to figure out where the fvck my buddy lives, i don't drive, i'm not paying $20 for a cab. it would take me like an hour to bike there( 25 min drive wtf )

    fvck fvck fvck
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    The definition of marriage is two people deciding they can't do any better at the same time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thecivilizedanimal View Post
    pretty sure i love her, which is the reason i broke up with her, as after my son mother i dont want to fall in love for awhile...

    i got no problems gettig laid, ( better sex too ) i just think i really like her, but she does her make up all ****ed up and shit,, she takes suggestion well but i dont want to be like wtf are you doing you look like a clow,

    which actually happened once when she came over and me and my roomate were both laughing at her, inher face ,, hahhaha


    yarghhhhhh
    Then you don't need another girl what you need is to call TLC, What not Wear, to have her look better, hotter and with proper make up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    I read the title to this thread and thought Calgarians picture would be here!
    Pervert
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