Getting old sucks

[Oki-Des]

Ok, so Im 38 and was in the middle of a cycle. A few weeks ago while driving I caught a mole on my arm on my car seat belt. I went to the doc to have it removed and she decided to check my whole body. She is hot, so that did not bother me, but she said she wanted to remove 5 moles in total.
It was not that bad, but I could not lift for about a week until these holes on my body healed up. Just when I was ready to get back to the gym, I get the results and they had to cut a larger section away as one of them on my back is A typical. 2 days ago I had an eye sized chunk cut from my back, cauterized and sewn together. It itches like hell and wants to split back open. The stitches are holding it all closed, but man this sucks. I do not think I will be able to lift for at least 2 more weeks.
Anyway, I just needed to bitch because I cant relieve any stress at the gym or in the bedroom for that matter. I hate getting old!

[calgarian]

Ok, so Im 38 and was in the middle of a cycle. A few weeks ago while driving I caught a mole on my arm on my car seat belt. I went to the doc to have it removed and she decided to check my whole body. She is hot, so that did not bother me, but she said she wanted to remove 5 moles in total.
It was not that bad, but I could not lift for about a week until these holes on my body healed up. Just when I was ready to get back to the gym, I get the results and they had to cut a larger section away as one of them on my back is A typical. 2 days ago I had an eye sized chunk cut from my back, cauterized and sewn together. It itches like hell and wants to split back open. The stitches are holding it all closed, but man this sucks. I do not think I will be able to lift for at least 2 more weeks.
Anyway, I just needed to bitch because I cant relieve any stress at the gym or in the bedroom for that matter. I hate getting old!

OUch.....I would start hitting on the doctor. I hope u get well soon...Can you at least cardio>

[facile]

calgarian Do you have a thing for docs? No I guess it's women in general!

oki-des
Back on topic, I hear ya, same age, last week it was my knee, then my sciatica and some shoulder issues. At least your upset about missing your workouts and maintain the drive to be superior, many guys I know even in their early 30's seem to have given up, without even trying.

After 3 days back in it will feel like you didn't miss a day.

[Oki-Des]

I feel like someone stuck a hot iron on my back. Because it is still bleeding a bit I am afraid to do anything that stretches me out any. When I forget and lift my left arm up, I can feel it stretching pretty good.
I knew it was going to have about 10 stitches which did not scare me. But I was thinking about when I had stitches in the past. Before, when I cut myself by accident for example, the stitches simply hold the skin together. But when they cut a chunk out, the stitches have to stretch your skin just to hold it together. This gives a constant stretched sensation that sucks.
Oh well, I know people have it much worse. I was just bored and felt like complaining a bit.
I will be back on cardio as soon as I think it wont bleed. Glute shots were hard before the op, but trying to reach my glute now is much worse. My girlfriend is too afraid to do it.

[calgarian]

I feel like someone stuck a hot iron on my back. Because it is still bleeding a bit I am afraid to do anything that stretches me out any. When I forget and lift my left arm up, I can feel it stretching pretty good.
I knew it was going to have about 10 stitches which did not scare me. But I was thinking about when I had stitches in the past. Before, when I cut myself by accident for example, the stitches simply hold the skin together. But when they cut a chunk out, the stitches have to stretch your skin just to hold it together. This gives a constant stretched sensation that sucks.
Oh well, I know people have it much worse. I was just bored and felt like complaining a bit.
I will be back on cardio as soon as I think it wont bleed. Glute shots were hard before the op, but trying to reach my glute now is much worse. My girlfriend is too afraid to do it.

Hope u feel better soon.....I would go and complain to the doctor as you said she is hot

[Oki-Des]

I guess we all go through phases, but life will tell me when I have to look like hell if I have any say in it. I will keep working hard to stay fit.

[Oki-Des]

She said she needs to do a full body check on me every 6 months possibly forever.

[calgarian]

calgarian Do you have a thing for docs? No I guess it's women in general!

oki-des
Back on topic, I hear ya, same age, last week it was my knee, then my sciatica and some shoulder issues. At least your upset about missing your workouts and maintain the drive to be superior, many guys I know even in their early 30's seem to have given up, without even trying.

After 3 days back in it will feel like you didn't miss a day.

YOu guesses it. I have a thing for Hot Women Leave my bad habits alone

[Odpierdol_sie!]

Did you show here your cock?
If it was me and she was examining me, id have just smiled at her and taken my cock out. I always make people laugh when i get my cock out and women love guys who make them laugh! women Dr's are no exception.

[Oki-Des]

Its funny that you asked. I have actually always had a tiny mole on my inner thigh. The only time it was exposed was if I was getting some oral. Anyway, I decided to have it removed since I was already there, naked, and she was hot. Not that she was not totally grossed out by the mole by my nuts. In any event I asked her to take it off. She said she has to take pictures and her and this other girl actually snapped off a few digital pics of me sitting there spread eagle. All in the name of science of course.
I am already excited about the next meeting because apparently she has to continue to check my spots on each visit. I dont see how I wont having a raging hard on the next time I am waiting for her to come in the room, knowing how hot she is and that she has a reason to check out my goods again.

[Odpierdol_sie!]

Its funny that you asked. I have actually always had a tiny mole on my inner thigh. The only time it was exposed was if I was getting some oral. Anyway, I decided to have it removed since I was already there, naked, and she was hot. Not that she was not totally grossed out by the mole by my nuts. In any event I asked her to take it off. She said she has to take pictures and her and this other girl actually snapped off a few digital pics of me sitting there spread eagle. All in the name of science of course.
I am already excited about the next meeting because apparently she has to continue to check my spots on each visit. I dont see how I wont having a raging hard on the next time I am waiting for her to come in the room, knowing how hot she is and that she has a reason to check out my goods again.

Dude get a few blue diamonds down you, turn ur pecker in to the stalk of doom and slap a bag on it..... she will ask you to get ur kit off, then when she turns round you got a raging hard on ready for some action.... i guess shed be straight on her knees and down on it, sucking ur tool n tickling ur balls before she lets you smash the fvcking life out of her over her desk!

That is if the viagra dont make ur head turn red instead of giving you a hardon like it does with me.


All in all, it cud be a good move to play, i mean what u got to lose?

Be like a real life porno....

She wud be like "oh my! whats going on?" then u go "shut up you" and shove ur nob in her mouth! be quality!

[audis4]

Dude get a few blue diamonds down you, turn ur pecker in to the stalk of doom and slap a bag on it..... she will ask you to get ur kit off, then when she turns round you got a raging hard on ready for some action.... i guess shed be straight on her knees and down on it, sucking ur tool n tickling ur balls before she lets you smash the fvcking life out of her over her desk!

That is if the viagra dont make ur head turn red instead of giving you a hardon like it does with me.


All in all, it cud be a good move to play, i mean what u got to lose?

Be like a real life porno....

She wud be like "oh my! whats going on?" then u go "shut up you" and shove ur nob in her mouth! be quality!

your posts make no sense.

[40plusnewbie]

Ok, so Im 38 and was in the middle of a cycle. A few weeks ago while driving I caught a mole on my arm on my car seat belt. I went to the doc to have it removed and she decided to check my whole body. She is hot, so that did not bother me, but she said she wanted to remove 5 moles in total.
It was not that bad, but I could not lift for about a week until these holes on my body healed up. Just when I was ready to get back to the gym, I get the results and they had to cut a larger section away as one of them on my back is A typical. 2 days ago I had an eye sized chunk cut from my back, cauterized and sewn together. It itches like hell and wants to split back open. The stitches are holding it all closed, but man this sucks. I do not think I will be able to lift for at least 2 more weeks.
Anyway, I just needed to bitch because I cant relieve any stress at the gym or in the bedroom for that matter. I hate getting old!

Well at least you have a hot female doctor. From now on, at every visit complain about difficulty urinating....hard to start peeing, weak stream, etc so you can get her to stick her finger up ur ass to check ur prostate on a regular lol

[Skully44420]

Dude get a few blue diamonds down you, turn ur pecker in to the stalk of doom and slap a bag on it..... she will ask you to get ur kit off, then when she turns round you got a raging hard on ready for some action.... i guess shed be straight on her knees and down on it, sucking ur tool n tickling ur balls before she lets you smash the fvcking life out of her over her desk!

That is if the viagra dont make ur head turn red instead of giving you a hardon like it does with me.


All in all, it cud be a good move to play, i mean what u got to lose?

Be like a real life porno....

She wud be like "oh my! whats going on?" then u go "shut up you" and shove ur nob in her mouth! be quality!

LMAO!!!!

thanks for pointing out to us what we have to look forward to oki

[Oki-Des]

I do think it will be hard to get through the next inspection without her knowing how much I am enjoying the visit. All of the ladies at the office are overly nice to me, making me think they all have access to the photos they took of me. I at least deserve something good out of this.

[Oki-Des]

Oh, and it might be hard to talk a doctor into giving me a script for blue diamonds if I go to the office with a raging monster in my pants. Its OK, because she is my dermatologist; completely different than my ED doc which is different from my HRT doc. God, I AM getting old. I have a collection of doctors.

[firmechicano831]

well hopefully you get better soon bro. Tell her if you can take a picture with her?

[shifty_git]

Ok, so Im 38 and was in the middle of a cycle. A few weeks ago while driving I caught a mole on my arm on my car seat belt. I went to the doc to have it removed and she decided to check my whole body. She is hot, so that did not bother me, but she said she wanted to remove 5 moles in total.
It was not that bad, but I could not lift for about a week until these holes on my body healed up. Just when I was ready to get back to the gym, I get the results and they had to cut a larger section away as one of them on my back is A typical. 2 days ago I had an eye sized chunk cut from my back, cauterized and sewn together. It itches like hell and wants to split back open. The stitches are holding it all closed, but man this sucks. I do not think I will be able to lift for at least 2 more weeks.
Anyway, I just needed to bitch because I cant relieve any stress at the gym or in the bedroom for that matter. I hate getting old!

Don't stress about having to have some moles removed and linking it to old age...

My girl had a load of moles removed in her early 20's.. They can sprout or go bad at any age.

And better they catch them, otherwise the story of this thread could be a lot lot worse.

Hope its healing bro!

[Oki-Des]

I am not mechanically inclined enough to start keeping pics from my girl. The other day I decided to check the messages on my new I phone for the first time. It just started blasting some girls message from the night before like it was on speaker phone or something. My woman was like "whos that?"
What the hell do I phones do that for?
Anyway, I have given up on pics and sh1t like that.

[Oki-Des]

Don't stress about having to have some moles removed and linking it to old age...

My girl had a load of moles removed in her early 20's.. They can sprout or go bad at any age.

And better they catch them, otherwise the story of this thread could be a lot lot worse.

Hope its healing bro!

Thanks shifty,
your right, if they did not find them now, it would have been a "hole" lot worse in the future.

[shifty_git]

Thanks shifty,
your right, if they did not find them now, it would have been a "hole" lot worse in the future.

Yeah totally!

But would rather read this thread than you having to say about cancer or such alike!

Good ya got a Doc who makes the effort n checked! Amazing how many docs don't give that level of service, maybe she is one you should keep with!

Random fact (apparently).. the average nurse see's 700 penis's before even qualified! (was on some quiz show I was watching!!!) so never be afraid of gettin ya body out!

...maybe why nurse's are so easy and laid back!?!?! hmmm

[Oki-Des]

I had a nurse tell me I had the biggest penis she ever saw. I feel even better now; even if it was a lie.

[shifty_git]

I had a nurse tell me I had the biggest penis she ever saw. I feel even better now; even if it was a lie.

You marry her? if not... YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Oki-Des]

She was a pediatric nurse. Just kidding.

[shifty_git]

She was a pediatric nurse. Just kidding.

Marry her anyway!!!

There are 2 certanties in life..... nurses and tax's!

[DSM4Life]

Good luck

[Misery13]

get well soon...

[shifty_git]

hey may make a joke of it.... but SO glad ya not having to say ya dealing with cancer.

Any of u that remember MAVS will know how it can be nothing one minute, then the life is gone the next.

Really am glad ya got a health professional who takes just 10 min of there life to check u out properly and not cut a life short!

[Oki-Des]

Thanks for all of the support and kind words. As I said, I am really just whining a bit because I have had two, minor, but none the less surgeries on this one cycle. Next, I will break a finger and toe or something else stupid that will keep me from getting back into it full steam.
Thanks again.

[thegodfather]

Thanks for all of the support and kind words. As I said, I am really just whining a bit because I have had two, minor, but none the less surgeries on this one cycle. Next, I will break a finger and toe or something else stupid that will keep me from getting back into it full steam.
Thanks again.

Hmmm, I'm going to refrain from feeling TOO bad for you, I often do this when someone with a lotttttttttt more money than me has minor aches and pains, Lol... Just rejoice in the fact that you have millions of dollars, and I have 6 figure student loans. Feel better....

[Oki-Des]

Hmmm, I'm going to refrain from feeling TOO bad for you, I often do this when someone with a lotttttttttt more money than me has minor aches and pains, Lol... Just rejoice in the fact that you have millions of dollars, and I have 6 figure student loans. Feel better....

I am a little excited about an exclusive agreement I am signing next week for a two country/4 year deal. The interesting thing about the deal is that I have never spoken to this person and all of our correspondence has been via email. I love computers.

I have hired a few friends with student loans that I have become responsible for. They are like my children. Ha ha.

[thegodfather]

I am a little excited about an exclusive agreement I am signing next week for a two country/4 year deal. The interesting thing about the deal is that I have never spoken to this person and all of our correspondence has been via email. I love computers.

I have hired a few friends with student loans that I have become responsible for. They are like my children. Ha ha.

Where should I send my resume?

[wilson9d]

getting older does suck but the wisdom that come with it rules.