had this chick over last night

**ausmanalot** · 07-19-2008, 10:19 PM

last night had this hottie over... i had a Viagra my mate gave me so i thought id give it ago...

We started off by watching a movie...
and she started getting closer kissing me grabing boob.. touching vagina so i thought im gonna go grab this pill...

In my mind im thinking its just a matter of time b4 we do it

after about 20 mins my dick was hard as hell.... about to get serious.. thought id take my time with this one.. she is as hot as hell.... the movie was playing and she ****en started to get tired and yawned...

she asked me if she can stay over... im like yes of course.. she said can i stay in your bed... im like yeah yeah...

we went to bed her head hit the pillow and she was sleeping...

I was laying in bed it was like hell i could see my boner pushing the blankets my heart was beating a bit faster then normal i just wanted to jump on her...
i think my dik was poking her ass cheek all night
took me ****en ages to get to sleep...

i normally wake up early but she ****en slept in untill like 12 no matter how much noise i made..

i just wanted her to leave already iv got shit to do...

****en crap experience

**ausmanalot** · 07-19-2008, 10:20 PM

anyone else had something like this happen to them??

**gixxerboy1** · 07-19-2008, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by ausmanalot

anyone else had something like this happen to them??

never had that happen.

I know how to seal the deal

**inky-e** · 07-19-2008, 10:32 PM

You should have fukked her anyway, she probably wouldn't have felt it! lol

**Amorphic** · 07-19-2008, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by ausmanalot

anyone else had something like this happen to them??

ex gf did that to me not long ago. pschh

**Bojangles69** · 07-19-2008, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by ausmanalot

last night had this hottie over... i had a Viagra my mate gave me so i thought id give it ago...

We started off by watching a movie...

Nice, just make sure anytime you watch a movie with a girl you want to fvck that the movie is terrible and the only chair in the movie room is a bed.

Originally Posted by ausmanalot

and she started getting closer kissing me grabing boob.. touching vagina so i thought im gonna go grab this pill...

Ouch yeh, I see why this wasn't smart.
If you go grab the pill when the window of opportunity is open, in your head you're gonna be thinking "I need to delay this till the pill kicks in". You put shit on hold, window closes, opportunity lost.

Originally Posted by ausmanalot

In my mind im thinking its just a matter of time b4 we do it

You shouldn't be thinking, you should be "doing it".

Originally Posted by ausmanalot

after about 20 mins my dick was hard as hell.... about to get serious.. thought id take my time with this one.. she is as hot as hell.... the movie was playing and she ****en started to get tired and yawned...

She *yawns
You - "You tired?"
Her - Blah blah
You -"Yeh its past your bed time, you should go home".

This is the direction I always go in. Start busting her balls, don't tell her to "wake up". Get her pissed off in a fun way, it will stimulate her mind and get her going.
This is called grounding a state transition.
Basically shes in one state (tired) and you want to fvck her. You can't just flip a switch and pull her out of tired directly to screwing.

Her - "I'm too tired, I just wanna go to sleep".
You -"Ok.. I'll walk you out".
Her - "Well could I just sleep over here?"
You - "Hold on, let me think about that one".

Don't give her an answer.
PLay the waiting game.
She WILL get agitated that you even had to think about it. Its the way women are.

Once she gets confrontational.
You - "You know you're kinda cute when you're mad.. but I'm trying to watch this movie".
Its push/pull.
I don't wanna go on but next time just don't be so passive. Don't be aggressive either, just don't follow her frame/lead.

Originally Posted by ausmanalot

she asked me if she can stay over... im like yes of course.. she said can i stay in your bed... im like yeah yeah...

Not sure what was going through your head. Maybe you thought she wasn't tired and didn't want to go to sleep? Did you think this was her way of getting YOU in the mood?

Originally Posted by ausmanalot

we went to bed her head hit the pillow and she was sleeping...

I was laying in bed it was like hell i could see my boner pushing the blankets my heart was beating a bit faster then normal i just wanted to jump on her...
i think my dik was poking her ass cheek all night
took me ****en ages to get to sleep...

i normally wake up early but she ****en slept in untill like 12 no matter how much noise i made..

At this stage last resort.
Wake her up with you screaming "OMG SOMEONES TRYING TO BREAK IN!!"

Tell her "Just kidding".
Wait till she falls asleep again.
Do it again.
Keep doing it till she goes home or sits on your boner.

=]

Originally Posted by ausmanalot

i just wanted her to leave already iv got shit to do...

****en crap experience

**TJM7275** · 07-19-2008, 11:51 PM

Never happened to me bro... Much like my boy Gix..... We know how to pull the trigger
My advice would have been to call some ass on the side over and bang her right next to sleeping beauty
OR
Qhat I would have done was woke her ass up. I would be like are you serious?? Make her feel like shit. Tell her theres nothing worse than a dick tease you bitch... Seriously get mad and if she still doen't give up the *****, make her ass take a cab home

**Panzerfaust** · 07-20-2008, 12:10 AM

Turn in your goddamn man card!

You disgrace us.

**bowwow** · 07-20-2008, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by ausmanalot

anyone else had something like this happen to them??

Wait until you get married... happens all the time.

**ausmanalot** · 07-20-2008, 12:38 AM

hey hey lol

i normally always pull them easy...
this chick is in the "friend zone tho"

**Panzerfaust** · 07-20-2008, 01:04 AM

Originally Posted by ausmanalot

hey hey lol

i normally always pull them easy...
this chick is in the "friend zone tho"

Don't even try to make an excuse for this abomination you have commited. I shall deem you banned from hence forth.

**gst528i** · 07-20-2008, 01:39 AM

If your have reached to a point where you're touching the vagina and still couldn't close the deal, well than sir i am at a loss of words...

**wascaptain5214** · 07-20-2008, 04:55 AM

check out time.........10am

**joe2009** · 07-20-2008, 08:39 AM

i brought some viagra once coz i stupidly bragged about how great i was in bed to this girl i liked, so i thought hey why not take 2 pills then i will be doubly as good and she will get the time of her life
well it was great we had amazing sex many times the only down side was i woke up was sore balls, friction burns on my dik and was stil hard, infact i was hard for like 24 hours, i was in agony by the end of it

**TrashyTim** · 07-20-2008, 08:55 AM

Dude I would have got bored and tried some cock push-ups !!!!

**spywizard** · 07-20-2008, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by ausmanalot

hey hey lol

i normally always pull them easy...
this chick is in the "friend zone tho"

We are taking a vote to see if your title should be.. "MisFire"

**ghettoboyd** · 07-20-2008, 09:02 AM

or at least slapped the monkey for some release. lol.

**ghettoboyd** · 07-20-2008, 09:06 AM

i vote yes spy. i have never gon that far with a chic and not seal the deal. its your manly duty sir.

**ausmanalot** · 07-20-2008, 09:15 AM

you sons of bitches i seen a god damm poll to ban me lol
ill post a pic of the chick up give me a min

**ausmanalot** · 07-20-2008, 09:22 AM

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this is her

she is younger then me

plenty of other fish in the sea

**ausmanalot** · 07-20-2008, 09:22 AM

second imagine blonde sitting down in the black dress

**ausmanalot** · 07-20-2008, 09:23 AM

shes only 19 lol

**TrashyTim** · 07-20-2008, 09:57 AM

NICE !!!!!!!!!!

How did u manage not to put it in her even if she was asleep !!!!

**TJM7275** · 07-20-2008, 10:28 AM

19 huh... I would have made her ass an instant 30 year old... Dude, your in the friend zone, time to reverse it. Start acting like a dick. Give her attitude. When she asks what wrong, tell her you really liked her and wanted more than friendship. Then tell her... Ya know what, your hot but don't flatter yourself. I have had hotter and if you dont shape up, I'm going to get hotter

**DSM4Life** · 07-20-2008, 10:43 AM

You guys are BFF's

**spywizard** · 07-20-2008, 10:45 AM

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=353175

I was able to hack his computer for the real pictures...

**ausmanalot** · 07-20-2008, 10:51 AM

im actually a online fraud analyst no you were not able to hack my computer

spywizard u sick guy

mannnnn

its always good to keep some friend chicks

they can hook you up
without female mates i would never have ****ed as much ***** as i have

**N*E*R*D** · 07-20-2008, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by ausmanalot

im actually a online fraud analyst no you were not able to hack my computer

spywizard u sick guy

mannnnn

its always good to keep some friend chicks

they can hook you up
without female mates i would never have ****ed as much ***** as i have

Well being an online fraud analyst doesnt stop you being a victim of fraud.

**one8nine** · 07-20-2008, 11:11 AM

i keep a gallon of chloroform for just such an occasion

**firmechicano831** · 07-21-2008, 12:07 AM

ha ha, I had this girl that was a hottie. I would **** her all night then she wouldn't get up until like 10am. She would be asking me to make her breakfest and shit. I wouldn't make her shit. I'd take off get a hair cut and go for breakfest and hope she wassn't home when I got back. lol

**XD40** · 07-21-2008, 01:37 AM

Dont feel so bad and listen to all the fellas talking trash lol!....some hott Bit**** are just duds man...im in college and ive seen it happen to roomates as well as myself...the hottest arent always the best in the sack...but remember this my friend....a piece turned down is a piece not got....

**edmen2** · 07-21-2008, 07:13 AM

your a better man than i am cause i would have at least sampled that shit then blew a load all over her!

**Dukkit** · 07-21-2008, 07:55 AM

i did the same thing but with cailis, which lasts 3 days instead of a few hours like viagra. so we had a night together planned. i was going to bang the shit out of her. so halfway through it, she got a call from the hospital she worked at, they had a huge car pile up and needed her in. she was there for the next 2 and half days. i didnt get shit. but luckily i have had a mistress.

but in terms of G/F experiences. yes i feel ya brother.

**green22** · 07-21-2008, 08:01 AM

Originally Posted by bowwow

Wait until you get married... happens all the time.

LOL hell yea!!!!Just what I was thinking.

**calgarian** · 07-21-2008, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by inky-e

You should have fukked her anyway, she probably wouldn't have felt it! lol

u read my mind

**10nispro** · 07-21-2008, 06:15 PM

Ask one of her friends out and use the viagra on her. You will find out, how much she likes you. She looks to innocent in that pic to begin with.

**Johny-too-small** · 07-21-2008, 06:38 PM

Why didnt you just spank it out when you knew you'd blown your chance? Total disgrace!

**wilson9d** · 07-21-2008, 06:40 PM

your a gay

**ausmanalot** · 07-22-2008, 09:10 AM

lol if i was a gay i would have had a guy over for starters....

iv ****ed fit chicks, punk chicks, fat chicks, some of the hottest have not been so great..
when i say fat i dont mean huge whales either just a bit extra to grab..

some of the real skinny girls you almost feel like ur gonna break lol

**calgarian** · 07-22-2008, 09:25 AM

we really needed to know that

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