Banned
I don't mean off him from tv, I mean off him from breathing.
MAD TV did a decent job last week portraying this dickless mindfvck.. I mean freak, but can't he do this world one last trick like tie himself to a tree and punch a bear in the scrotum? Live on tv, at least he could earn the respect of a few people that way.
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Couldn't look gayer if he tried..
The hat to the side, edwards scissor hands with downs syndrome pose:
Hollywoods about as desperate as Stephen Hawkins penis these days:
Wheres a 747 when you really need one?
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oh i almost fell off my chair when i read that lineOriginally Posted by Bojangles69
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
interesting......u know you in all likely hood can't kill him cuz he's either an alien or actually uses all his brain and could just force you to stop
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Still trying to edit the tags lol, what did I do wrong?
EDIT: Cool got it, no spaces between img tags. =]
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I've killed him many times already, he always pops up again, next time I'm attaching a 50lb plate to his feet!
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He doesn't do magic!! You only need to kill him once. Just use a bigger gun.
If he tries to convince you that he can stop the bullets with his teeth, please call his bluff.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
dude.......ur crazy.......wtf is your people's problem with him? give him a break he's just a renegade alien that must have saved our governments ass so they let him act like he's doing magic when really he's actually doin the shit
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You had me goin untill the save our government line.
Criss Angel couldn't save a goldfish from drowning in a bowl of water.
w/e that means lol
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Haha.
I hate him too! He annoys me soo much. I wish he'd come to my neighbourhood & do a trick like "catch the bullet with the teeth"
I don't know what it is about him that makes my blood boil.
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Just reminds me of David Blaine Street Magic
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The only reason I have a teensy weensy tad of repsect for David Blaine is hes not a fraud in Criss Angel sense.
Dude tries to hold his breath for absurd amounts of time, locks himself in glass boxes and what not. Will I watch it? No.
But if I do, will I want to strangle him? No. And thats what he has going for him that Criss Angel doesn't.
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Except Blaine is actually good.
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Bro, the guy isn't even a pimple on Blaine's asss!
That don't kill me, can only make me stronger
i cant stand that fvcker
"A Work in Progress"
his lisp is annoying
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i think he's freaking awesome, he took majic to an entire ne level
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Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
finally someone not jealous of him
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=_ludpxi1LFM
have you guys ever seen this david blane spoof?
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I saw Blaine do magic in Manhattan.... He kinda freaked me out a little bit That leviatating shit is weird and he was not up on one foot like how they explain the trick. That crazy bastard was floating
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HUMAN BEINGS CAN NOT FVCKING LEVITATE!!!
Saying "I like Criss Angel (or David Blaine)" is = to saying "I still believe in the Easter Bunny".
There is no other way around it. Kind of like Gravity.
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/\ Thank you for reposting that. Don't know why my last pic disppeared.. fvcking tripod.
And seriously, if I could levitate, and defy gravity, don't you think I'd be doing all kinds of crazy spins and twists in the air. And don't you think the government might really be interested in what I can do? (not directed to anyone specific)
I mean I could fly to Bin Ladens crib and poop on his head from like 10 miles high. Covert Op style.
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ive got respect for chris angel..he does some pretty incredible shit. illusions, sure..im not suggesting the guy can ****in fly or anything, but he does it well. david blaine deserves way more credit for the shit hes done tho. aside from the street magic shit with is on par with what chris angel does, he also does some crazy shit without trickery involved that bends the fabric of at least my reality. standing on a bucket at the edge of a building for 2 days? or on a platform like 10 stories high? chillin in ice for like a week or whatever it was...holding his breath for minutes...i dont care what you think about magicians that shit should impress anyone.
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Yeh I agree, David Blaine understands the fact that when you do a trick it should at least be believable to a degree.
And I think the way he presents himself is a lot more like a magician should. He's got a quiet cool delivery to him.
Criss Angel acts like hes always trying to sell something that I don't wanna buy. He's like a dancing monkey, sure he has some skills, but he annoys me too much to care what they are.
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A chick i was talking to was watching him last night I assume. So i googled him and learned that his great walking on water trick was fake feet he puts on. He kicks off his shoes while walking on water to say 'look the shoes aren't making me do this.' He might be a good illusionist but he has no paranormal abilities. Blaine is better IMO. Regardless, most of the card tricks Blaine uses are old school with his spin on them. Their talented in respect to how long it takes to master the tricks and make them believable. Blaine's stamina displays are my favorite of the two guys.
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Yeh people write some crazy theories. Someone actually said that he levitates via a helium ballon thousands of feet in the sky tied to himself with special strings. But than what happens if a bird flies into it and it pops, byebye Criss Angel. Thatd be a show worth watching.
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Its all magic and illusions, we know that, and we all know its fake.
But he pulls them off really well, and its quite mind blowing.
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"Pulls them off well"?!
Have you people ever heard of camera magic?
CHEMICALLY ENGINEERED
yeah. I mean, they are all tricks
what makes a good magician is how well you can pull them off
I personally don't care for the guy, but magic in general, like I said you know its all fake, its just how they do it thats "mind blowing" and "unexplainable"
I do think Criss goes a little overboard with the acting though lol.
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i guess im the only one here that likes angle. i think he's awesome
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He got the Merlin Magic Magician Award for 2008 for bestes mysticism and whimsical sorcery grand wizard.
I want his wardrobe...
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Hes blinged out like 50 cent. Wears handcuffs around his neck when they need to be on his hands. A beard like Osama Bin Laden that makes me think he made his mach 3 dissappear and couldn't undo the trick. Clothes like a paint can cursed off his mom and they went at it. A fvcked up annoying nose, an even more more annoying personality. Claims he can fly and walk on water.He got the Merlin Magic Magician Award for 2008 for bestes mysticism and whimsical sorcery grand wizard.
I want his wardrobe...
I can't think of one thing to not despise about the guy. But yeh he got an award for bestes whimsical sorcery grand wizard skills. So I'm trying hard to see how that doesn't make the situation even worse.
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Wow dude you really hate this guy, It's just entertainment chill out.
If he really bothers you that much don't watch him plain and simple.
I myself I like watching his tricks sure I know none of them are real but it is quite amusing to say the least.
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When you see people get killed in movies you know thats fake too. And thats entertainment.
When you see a complete jerkoff doing things that you KNOW are fake, and than he flaunts it off as real, thats not entertainment. Thats insulting. He has taken magic and turned it into a complete joke for his own selfish needs. I'm not a magician, and I could care less about magic, but I wonder how many real magicians watch this guy and want to kill him for what hes doing.
Hes a person who makes a living off lying to people. He's not the only one in the world (ironically know dealers more honest then him), but he's one of very few who would have absolutely no life, no money, and no income if you took his ability to lie to people away. What he's doing is deception, not illusions. What he is is a POS, not a magician. So yeh, I hate the m/fkr, "entertainment" or w/e semantics you wanna throw at it.
Last edited by Bojangles69; 07-26-2008 at 10:18 PM.
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Agreed. Bo man, no one is holding a gun to your head forcing you to watch his shit. You probably wasted more time and energy looking up his pics and posting them here and ranting about it than its worth.
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someone is jealous
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The truth hurts.someone is jealous
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The problem I have with Chris Angel is his tricks all look fake. I have no-idea how he does them, but they apear unrealistic.
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i would like to see him, david blaines, and david copperfield tossed into the same oven.
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