wife found stash

[wizard1997]

My wife came across my stash of goodies. Now they have been trashed. Heres the deal, i need someones opinion on a basic 1st time cycle with least sides. If my wife figures out im on a cycle, i will be dead man walking. Im not a panty waste, just trying to keep the peace. Dont want to bloat much or get face acne. That would be a dead givaway. She been on the computer all day learning about the stuff. uggg

im 38 , 210, 6ft , 13% bf, being working out hard for three years.

[LATS60]

Sorry mate don't do domestics. Don't you find trust in a relationship is a wonderful thing?

[DSM4Life]

My wife came across my stash of goodies. Now they have been trashed. Heres the deal, i need someones opinion on a basic 1st time cycle with least sides. If my wife figures out im on a cycle, i will be dead man walking. Im not a panty waste, just trying to keep the peace. Dont want to bloat much or get face acne. That would be a dead givaway. She been on the computer all day learning about the stuff. uggg

im 38 , 210, 6ft , 13% bf, being working out hard for three years.

Did you say you were 38 or 13 ? You sound like a child hiding cookies under his bed.

Be up front with her.

[stallion_1]

well at least we know who wears the pants in the relationship.


hey bro, aas are no worse than viagra,painkillers,and such.

they're just medicines n not recreational drugs. id say u educate ur wife 'fore u try anythin'

[Bigmax]

Sounds like she was on more gear than you bro...LOL..Honestly bro...Ive found the best thing to do is be straight up bro...who needs to live like you need to hide something..

[testy1975]

if she wants to reaserch send her ass here.

[DSM4Life]

[wizard1997]

Come on guys, I know its a sad deal. Can someone get past that and possibly offer any advice on a cycle.

[stallion_1]

Come on guys, I know its a sad deal. Can someone get past that and possibly offer any advice on a cycle.

well the most basic cycle would be just testosterone. u could use test p to avoid a lot of bloat, and im sure u wont experience a lot of acne, but i could be wrong as it varies from person to person.

[stallion_1]

where do ye get all these illustrations?

[BG]

well the most basic cycle would be just testosterone. u could use test p to avoid a lot of bloat, and im sure u wont experience a lot of acne, but i could be wrong as it varies from person to person.

Be tough to hide ed shots, or injection pain.

Tell her your sex drive will double and you penis get incredible pumps too, I used to buy my girl something to take off the spending money part. Now she just does some of my GH.

[stpete]

Whoa.

[DSM4Life]

where do ye get all these illustrations?

The Internet is my playground.

[Ashop]

My wife came across my stash of goodies. Now they have been trashed. Heres the deal, i need someones opinion on a basic 1st time cycle with least sides. If my wife figures out im on a cycle, i will be dead man walking. Im not a panty waste, just trying to keep the peace. Dont want to bloat much or get face acne. That would be a dead givaway. She been on the computer all day learning about the stuff. uggg

im 38 , 210, 6ft , 13% bf, being working out hard for three years.

look into ANAVAR, stacks well with creatine for strength and lean mass gains

[WARMachine]

OMG!!!

Im sorry to any ladies or men that are offened, and domestic abuse is not funny in the least, but ROFLMFAO!

[RANA]

Sounds like she was on more gear than you bro...LOL..Honestly bro...Ive found the best thing to do is be straight up bro...who needs to live like you need to hide something..

I agree, I told my wife see was so against it BIG TIME. After numerous long discussions and showing her research she is cool with it.

She was worried about sides and roid rage. I had no sides except alittle acne and as far as rages I never had any. It's a myth, if you an ass before roids you will be just as big an ass on them.

[G4R]

My wife was against it until I told her she couldn't get breast implants until she agreed I could get my gear..... she is more than happy to inject me now.

[ray0414]

t-bol and anavar dont have the sides such as acne and gyno.

[Skully44420]

i'm sorry but that made me

[AdamGH]

[binder]

i have a huge question that i don't think anyone picked up on.

you said your wife found and trashed your first stash....so that means you had a cycle planned out. If you did, then why are you just not asking about starting a first cycle? What did you have before? why wouldn't you get the same stuff you had stashed away before?

that really confuses me. I think you're throwing us some BS to put this on your wife.

[wanabeMASSIVE!]

give her a upper cutt..i find this always helps

[wanabeMASSIVE!]

lmao ur a funny **** wer do u get all these pics from!

[BITTAPART2]

yeah im confuse too, your wife (my girlfriend) found your stash and threw it in the trash (where my condoms are) and you stilll have gear for a cycle? or your going to re-order some? Holding the sarchasm I really would tell her str8 up, its your body, your choice, youve researched it (which it doesnt sound you have too much) and your going to do it regardless. if she would leave you over this, sorry to say shes not worht it bro. Trust me as you grow older you will regret more and more having a woman get in the way of your goals and/or dreams and aspirations. i always wanted to be big and ripped so i did my thing and wifey tried to pull that crap too, i told her what I just told you pretty much and told her working out and being strong and in shape is what Ive always imagined i woul be like when I was a grown man and truthfully most men dream of that as children, not like woman who dream of getting married and having children. We give them their dream, you get yours

[jethro1]

Turn in your man card cause ur getting punked. It's ridiculous that u would have to hide ur gear in the first place.

[redz]

Tell that bitch how it is. Your the man arent you?j/k that may be a bit harsh. I`m lucky though and my wife is ok with me doing it.

[wizard1997]

My wife came across my stash within my office desk when she stopped by to have lunch. My order was just delivered the day before and I forgot to bring it home and put it in my trusty spot. Once she found the stash she went through some papers on the desk and found receipts. I always go through my stuff before she stops by and make sure theres nothing around which she may take issue with, but I had a brain fart that day and forgot she was coming.
As far as my cycle, I have had previously posted the board several times for advice prior to getting my cycle. The order which my wife seized was:
1 box Needles & Syringes
24 × Testosterone Propionate
2 × HCG 5000 iu
3 × Nolvadex
3 × Clomid
2 × Proviron

The only thing I have left is 100 tabs primo.

I wasnt concerned about side effects from a cycle before I got busted but know that she knows im sure she would question anything unusaul.

On a diffent note, I spoke with her last night and am getting her warm to possibly over seeing my cycle. I generally told her that im most likly going to do a cycle either way so I would want her to be apart of the deal so she can better understand what its about. Im also going to have her visit the forum.

I know this is a long post but some memebers thought I wasnt being straight and wanted to clarify. I see no reason to bs. I believe this forum is to get education, advice and share expierences to help others.

[redz]

My wife is Colombian and didnt even know steroids were illegal until I told her that. She considers them like supplements. I guess I just lucked out.

[BITTAPART2]

thank god the cops didnt find your gear and the reciepts!! because you had a brain fart, your lawyer would love that explanation "i dunno i just uh had a brain fart and forgot to shred my reciepts and move my gear from where I had it delivered"

[powerlifter18]

get enethate and dbol

[FireGuy]

Turn in your man card cause ur getting punked. It's ridiculous that u would have to hide ur gear in the first place.

"Man Card"! That's a classic, I will most definately be doing some copyright infringement on that one.

My 2 cents, If there is anything you have to hide from your wife you shouldnt be doing it.

[redz]

My 2 cents, If there is anything you have to hide from your wife you shouldnt be doing it.

Yeah mariage needs to be open. Thats good advice^^

[lcstriker07]

Just show her that back hand bro! Tell her "When the thumb drops, the sh!t stops!" LMAO

In all seriousness you should really be upfront with her. The smallest lie shows her how decietful one can be and in her mind there's no telling what ele you've lied about or what else you WILL lie about for that matter. Send her here. Let her learn a thing or two about why you've chosen the path you did. Give her the respect she gives you

[binder]

this is why i'll never get married until i know everything about that person and i know how they stand on certain issues. gotta watch that shit down the road. This is just kiddy shit but what if it was something that was part of your life and you didn't have to make that decision until later in life and she was against it. Ruins your entire life.

[redz]

this is why i'll never get married until i know everything about that person and i know how they stand on certain issues. gotta watch that shit down the road. This is just kiddy shit but what if it was something that was part of your life and you didn't have to make that decision until later in life and she was against it. Ruins your entire life.

Exactly have to cover all the important issues like oral sex, anal sex, steroid use etc. Gotta be sure lol

[binder]

Exactly have to cover all the important issues like oral sex, anal sex, steroid use etc. Gotta be sure lol

yep....and you definitely need to know if they'll do an ATM

[RANA]

yep....and you definitely need to know if they'll do an atm

lmao, atm

[BITTAPART2]

yeah than kiss you right after they hit the ATM LOL

[RANA]

yeah than kiss you right after they hit the ATM LOL

Hell if she is will to do ATM you might as well kiss her afterwards, you sick bastards.

I really don't think ATM happens in real life!!!

[jethro1]

All that sounds good, but whats an ATM?