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    Favorite Movie Quotes

    Typing an essay all night, completely bored...lets hear em!

    "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

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    He called the sh*t poop!

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    'p u s s y s on the pavement'
    'spread your shit!'

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    Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers:

    "[sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels."

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    Your painting was a gift Todd I'm taking it with me

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    "Mr. ******, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

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    say hello to my little friend

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    "when the f#&k did we get ice cream!?"

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    "The path of the rightous man is bissett on all sides by the inequeties of the selfish and the tirany of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepards the weak thru the valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. I will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger those who attempt to destroy my brother and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay may rath upon thee." Pulp Fiction (and the bible)

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    since when does grandma have a b/f?
    looks like theirs allot you don't know about her.

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    "I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

    -Tyler Durden: Fight Club
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    "It's only after we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything"

    -Tyler Durden: Fight Club

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    "In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway."

    -Tyler Durden: Fight Club

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    "The things you own, end up owning you"

    -Tyler Durden: Fight Club

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    "Jack: Well, what do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you?
    Tyler Durden: C'mon, do me this one favor.
    Jack: Why?
    Tyler Durden: Why? I don't know why; I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?
    Jack: No, but that's a good thing.
    Tyler Durden: No, it is not. How much can you know about yourself, you've never been in a fight? I don't wanna die without any scars. So come on; hit me before I lose my nerve.
    Jack: This is crazy.
    Tyler Durden: So go crazy. Let 'er rip.
    Jack: I don't know about this.
    Tyler Durden: I don't either. Who gives a shit? No one's watching. What do you care?
    Jackr: Whoa, wait, this is crazy. You want me to hit you?
    Tyler Durden: That's right.
    Jack: What, like in the face?
    Tyler Durden: Surprise me.
    Jack: This is so ****ing stupid...
    [Jack swings, connects against Tyler's head]
    Tyler Durden: Mother****er! You hit me in the ear!
    Jack: Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
    Tyler Durden: Ow, Christ... why the ear, man?
    Jack: Guess I ****ed it up...
    Tyler Durden: No, that was perfect!"

    -Jack & Tyler Durden: Fight Club

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    "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."

    -Tyler Durden: Fight Club

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    "Mischief. Mayhem. Soap."

    Fight Club

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    "The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule,... one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club,... you have to fight."

    -Tyler Durden: Fight Club

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    "It looks to me, like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."
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    "I've come here today to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubble gum."

    "I'm your huckleberry."

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    Just about everything that comes out of Brad Pitts mouth in Fightclub is absolute gold. "You are NOT YOUR WALLET, you are NOT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT"

    Walken has a good scene in Man on Fire.

    "Some men are artists, and Creasy's art is death. And he's about to paint his masterpiece"

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    One of my fav's is from a move called 'The Edge' staring Anthony Hopkins, Alec Baldwin, and (I think) claudia shiffer or elle mcphearson- or some model.

    Great Movie BTW

    Alec and Hopkins are stranded in the woods and a bear is stocking them, he's already killed and eaten one of thier party that was on the plane that crashed.

    Hopkins plays a billionaire that is mad book smart and a real solid dude. Alec is a model photog and banging Hopins model wife.

    Alec is breaking down thinking they are gonna die, they are trapped way out in the alaska wilderness like 500 miles or something from where anyone thinks they are gonna be. If it were not for Hopkins baldwin would be dead by now already.

    Here's a little clip or two to show what they have been through thus far:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEnSkAAbzjc

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaIb-tNwkZQ


    If this isn't a motivational speech, especially given the conditions they have went through in this movei thus far I don't know what is:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTrNjngQoi8

    Highly recommeneded on the 40 to watch movie list lol

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    Thomas Jane as ''The Punisher''..............................

    I leave this as a declaration of intent, so no one will be confused. One: "Si vis pacem, para bellum." Latin. Boot Camp Sergeant made us recite it like a prayer. "Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you want peace, prepare for war." Two: Frank Castle is dead. He died with his family. Three: in certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment.

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    And I know this isn't a quote from a movie, but it's dear to my heart. When I was a young dude and stud on the prowl I used to use this stuff CRANKED from this movie American Gigolo to get me pumped up before going on the hunt for the night (Blondie is old school but she still rocked!):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRseVyzl6Z0

    Helped me get in the prime mindset to own. Shit I strutted on these nights like I was walking on clounds, like nothing could stop me...

    It used to put me in the perfect headspace to walk into a bar/club and own!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HommieDClown View Post
    Thomas Jane as ''The Punisher''..............................

    I leave this as a declaration of intent, so no one will be confused. One: "Si vis pacem, para bellum." Latin. Boot Camp Sergeant made us recite it like a prayer. "Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you want peace, prepare for war." Two: Frank Castle is dead. He died with his family. Three: in certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment.
    yeah. Punishment!

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    : You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some ****ing courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.

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    There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by.

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    You called down the thunder now you got it!

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    You gonna eat those tots?? napolean dynamite

    Tina! eat the food! " "

    I say things are gettin pretty serious, we chat online for like 4 hours a day " "

    The price is wrong bitch!!! happy gilmore

    You aint cool unless u pee your pants! Billy madison

    Nudie magazine day! nudie magazine day! Billy madison

    I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfeast! you eat shit for breakfeast??? i forgot where that one's from

    there's a million more from billy madison, the shampoo scene, and where he's chasin the penguin " they'll treat ya real nice and r-e-s-p-e-c-t-a-b-l-e like"

    Get out of the road ya f****n virgin!!!!!!!!!! 40 yr old virgin

    is it true, if you dont use it, you lose it??? 40 yr old virgin

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    who is in my house!?!? THE DEVIL!!! Bad boys II

    woo-sa, woo-sa!!!!!!! " "

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    Anybody remember this classic Arnold:

    General Kirby: "Leave anything for us?"

    Arnold: "Just bodies."

    Arugably the best Arnold cinema quote ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnewton86 View Post
    I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfeast! you eat shit for breakfeast??? i forgot where that one's from
    Happy Gilmore

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    "Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay? I've got a judge that's just aching to throw me in jail. An idiot who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. Slaughtered pigs. Giant loud whistles. I ain't slept in five days. I got no money, a dress code problem, AND a little murder case which, in the balance, holds the lives of two innocent kids. Not to mention your [taps his foot] BIOLOGICAL CLOCK - my career, your life, our marriage, and let me see, what else can we pile on? Is there any more SHIT we can pile on to the top of the outcome of this case? Is it possible?"

    Vincent Gambini

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    Frank Castle is ****ing awesome!

    Joan: So...why do you do it? Kill people I mean?
    Frank: Because I hate them.
    Joan: Oh. I thought it was because you wanted to make the world safer for good people.

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    "God damn it the whole ****ing platoon's dropping like flies! What the hell are you staring it? Do you have any idea what it's like out there? Do you? Well I'm fighting this thing man, it's like kick ass, or kiss ass, and I'm busting heads! It's the only way to win this ****ing war. And these shitheads, these yellow traitoring mother****ers. They're everywhere. And I, Sergeant Andrew Scott of the US Army, I'm gonna teach 'em all. "

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    Most of these Harvard MBA types - they don't add up to dogshit. Give me guys that are poor, smart, hungry - and no feelings. You win a few, you lose a few, but you keep on fighting.
    And if you need a friend, get a dog. It's trench warfare out there pal.

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