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  1. 10-11-2008, 10:49 AM #1
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    Shoplifted the Pooty

    Who here among us has done this deed??

    don't be shy come clean..
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    Stop abusing my urban dictionary !
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    Skully does it have a beard?? Does robbing lunch from college count??
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    Guess someone else has been watching Jerry McGuire
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    thought that said poetry, never mind.
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    great had to google this shit, just in case there are more old farts out there

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    When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.
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  13. 10-11-2008, 04:22 PM #13
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    Lmao, I was well off the mark originally. I have lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Stop abusing my urban dictionary !

    I already have that word and meaning on 6 different boards,and emailed to 8 different states..

    hilarious..
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  15. 10-11-2008, 05:21 PM #15
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    I have but then I married her, does that count ?
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    I dont think anyone actually uses that term anywhere for any reason aside from those who read it on some website.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MR_T View Post
    great had to google this shit, just in case there are more old farts out there
    she was married so that doesnt count
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  18. 10-11-2008, 08:56 PM #18
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    I did it once. A chick that I crushed on hard in high school. Think I still might actually.
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    Yep. And that's all i'll say.
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    my bro kody did once, and i took the mom's younger sister while they were out, lol, can't quite remember their names though lol, btw, the one i was with was like 20 and kody's was like 24 so they weren't way out there or anything
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    yeah i lost my virginity to a 23 yr old mama with 2 kids i was 14 lol that was awsome
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    my own breakdown
    shoplift = steal
    pooty = *****

    steal ***** = rape
    my answer = you're all sick fvks
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    read post #14 and dont be a r-tard lol just playin
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    It's from Jerry Maguire, people...


    Rod Tidwell: I feel for you, man. But a real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a single mom.
    Jerry Maguire: I didn't shoplift the pootie.
    [Rod gives him a long Look]
    Jerry Maguire: All right. I shoplifted the pootie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI View Post
    It's from Jerry Maguire, people...


    Rod Tidwell: I feel for you, man. But a real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a single mom.
    Jerry Maguire: I didn't shoplift the pootie.
    [Rod gives him a long Look]
    Jerry Maguire: All right. I shoplifted the pootie.
    That is kinda scary that you know that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    That is kinda scary that you know that.
    I had to look up the quote but I knew it was from there. If I would have known the script like that without looking it up then I would be a little worried!
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    i love a baby mama.....oh ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    my own breakdown
    shoplift = steal
    pooty = *****

    steal ***** = rape
    my answer = you're all sick fvks
    thats what i thought it meant as well.
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    does it count if she has 3 kids and the oldest is only 2 years younger than me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nirish_mark20 View Post
    does it count if she has 3 kids and the oldest is only 2 years younger than me?
    nope.
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    I did, lost my virginity to her, she was 23 i was 14 ...or 15 .. not too sure
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    Quote Originally Posted by nirish_mark20 View Post
    does it count if she has 3 kids and the oldest is only 2 years younger than me?
    that's a cougar
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    Oh yeah...

    Funny thing was, i was trying to hook up with the daughter, and then i found out she was 17. So i banged mommy... She was a serious MILF.

    Funny side not, like 6months after, i nailed the daughter on her 18th B-Day!

    (Bad idea, she was a CLINGER!!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by war4BTT View Post
    Oh yeah...

    Funny thing was, i was trying to hook up with the daughter, and then i found out she was 17. So i banged mommy... She was a serious MILF.

    Funny side not, like 6months after, i nailed the daughter on her 18th B-Day!

    (Bad idea, she was a CLINGER!!)
    Go on.....do it......Brush ya shoulda's Off!!! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugger02 View Post
    That's how I lost my virginity LOL, I was 15.
    can you expand on this.....sounds interesting....was it with an older woman?
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