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    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine

    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
    freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled
    trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each
    day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli)
    - bacteria found in feces.. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

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    so you avoid the poop in water, but you'll toss a girl's salad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    so you avoid the poop in water, but you'll toss a girl's salad
    It depends who he poop belongs too

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    Yep calgarian ..... you are full of shit!! lol

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    what if i'm ok with drinking poop?

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    I love me some wine

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulzane View Post
    Yep calgarian ..... you are full of shit!! lol
    took u long enough to come up with this.



    who said i drink water>

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    what if i'm ok with drinking poop?
    u go right ahead

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    hey cal wheres my money?? dont act like a ***** and come tok to me. Ur mom gave birth to u with a dick so dont act like a Pu$$y u understand u r a disgrace to Bodybuilders

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    Quote Originally Posted by gym_rat_jason View Post
    hey cal wheres my money?? dont act like a ***** and come tok to me. Ur mom gave birth to u with a dick so dont act like a Pu$$y u understand u r a disgrace to Bodybuilders
    I am sorry DO I know you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gym_rat_jason View Post
    hey cal wheres my money?? dont act like a ***** and come tok to me. Ur mom gave birth to u with a dick so dont act like a Pu$$y u understand u r a disgrace to Bodybuilders




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    Brown wings

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    I am sorry DO I know you?
    ...

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    then I guess I'm super healthy these days! thanks cal

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    wine is very bad last time my wife gave me wine 9months later she gave birth to my son

    and if wine is any product of how my son turned out then i will prolly do it everytime we plan to have a kid

    because he is top of the charts in height and weight and not bad weight he has no baby fat and hes a strong and smart little spawn

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