Things you are too big to do

[kaberle_15]

I just had the hardest time trying to cut my toe nails! I"ve noticed the past little while that I'm having a harder time doing such small tasks like putting on my seat belt and sleeping is the worst. I need to get a new mattress this week because I put a big dent in my side, my girlfriend calls it the black hole because it pulls her in. The day I'm too large for sex im quitting bodybuilding!

It ain't easy being a big person, what do you guys have trouble with?

[Rugger02]

haha, funny thread.
Sitting cross-legged
getting in a 2 door car without looking like I'm wearing it.
Wearing any kind of long sleeve shirt off the rack
Wash any part of my own back

[natureboy]

Yeah washing my own back is the worst! My wife had to buy me a long handled brush.

[needmorestrength]

Yeah washing my own back is the worst! My wife had to buy me a long handled brush.

I havnt washed my back in years lol... I wish I was joking haha.. Seatbelts blow... ummm at a amusement park I couldnt fit into the stand up rollercoaster hahah

[Rugger02]

I havnt washed my back in years lol... I wish I was joking haha.. Seatbelts blow... ummm at a amusement park I couldnt fit into the stand up rollercoaster hahah

Yah I hate the ones that go over your shoulders, you gotta slouch in half and let every ounce of air out of your lungs to get the damn thing buckled.

[smokeyd]

yeah no roller coasters for me, the harness either, been a few years since i could ride ones with the thing that comes over top of you, doest hurt my feelings i dont like them anyway

[beatango2008]

Yeah I'm not that big, but don't you think some stretches would help out alot?
I mean kevin levrone would do back flips and he was huge.

[AdamGH]

Yeah I'm not that big, but don't you think some stretches would help out alot?
I mean kevin levrone would do back flips and he was huge.

well maybe in reaching some places yes. but stretching wont help you fit in the a roller coaster harness.

[Older lifter]

Finding a hat that fits,,,,lol

[Bojangles69]

zip my fly, i just let the fvcker hang out now

[Amorphic]

scratching my back.
seatbelts
sleeping
finding a shirt that fits
finding jeans that dont rip in the crotch

[kaberle_15]

scratching my back.
seatbelts
sleeping
finding a shirt that fits
finding jeans that dont rip in the crotch

There are some pretty good big and talls to get nice big clothes, you are in T.O right?

[JDawg1536]

sex.....

[Amorphic]

There are some pretty good big and talls to get nice big clothes, you are in T.O right?

nope, im smack in the middle of BC

[kaberle_15]

nope, im smack in the middle of BC

I could have sworn when you joined your location was Toronto

[Amorphic]

I could have sworn when you joined your location was Toronto

i wish. ive lived in northern BC my entire life. when i finish school im going to move somewhere a bit bigger.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

can't see my penis

[kaberle_15]

can't see my penis

You have the GH gut like Ronnie

[Gaspari1255]

Putting a damn vest on for work this summer..Such a hassle.

[kaberle_15]

yeah no roller coasters for me, the harness either, been a few years since i could ride ones with the thing that comes over top of you, doest hurt my feelings i dont like them anyway

Last xmas I was in LA with my girlfriend and we went to Disneyland and I was around 270lbs at the time and when the harness came down on us to lock us in the ride it was tight on me and my little 100 pound girlfriend had nothing holding her in and I had to hold her to make sure she didn't fly out. No more rides for me either.

[Lfs2shrt2bsml]

my chest is so big that i have 2inch range of motion on the bench.

[Voice of Reason]

Standing on one leg to put my socks ad shoes on, used to be able to without tipping over, now I have to sit on the edge of the bed.

[GT2]

Very good thread

- washing my back
- allowing another person to sit next to me on the bus
- finding jeans that fit my legs

[MuscleScience]

I cant jack off with one hand, never have been able too...

[Darksyde]

i thought it was getting kind of ridiculous when i started having trouble shaving.. i had to try to use my left hand to get part of my neck.

[I_Want_Abs]

*Finding a pair of jeans that fit my legs without looking like tights, all the jeans now a days seem to be made for emo knob jockies with pencil legs...

*Putting on a seat belt with the window up, i look like a retard hahaha

*If i buy a business shirt that i need to wear a tie with the size that fits my neck is like a fat mans shirt! Damn footballers neck

*This hot chick at work has told me she wont fuck me cause im to big and she likes skinny guys... (this whole conversation was a crack up)

[GT2]

*Finding a pair of jeans that fit my legs without looking like tights, all the jeans now a days seem to be made for emo knob jockies with pencil legs...

*Putting on a seat belt with the window up, i look like a retard hahaha

*If i buy a business shirt that i need to wear a tie with the size that fits my neck is like a fat mans shirt! Damn footballers neck

*This hot chick at work has told me she wont fuck me cause im to big and she likes skinny guys... (this whole conversation was a crack up)

Her loss bro

[rhino1]

then move on...if she wont fvck you...what does it matter what the reason is...

[rhino1]

im can barely put my socks on

[kraken]

Trying to buy a suit.
Reaching my collar in the back to get it down.
As stated, trying to find a shirt that fits my neck and doesn't look like a circus tent.

[VeraDeMilo]

Can't ride on some roller coasters.

Can't buy a dress suit off the rack and get it tailored. They have to make it from scratch.

Can't shop at most department stores.

Halloween costumes are always trouble. the pre made ones are one size fits all a lot of the time

Dress shirts are tough. Some advice for you guys, if money isnt that much of an issue, go to Brookes Brothers for dress shirts. I get all mine there. They have a style called "Slim fit" that fits really nice. (I know the name sounds deceiving.) They taper like an athletic cut suit. You can get a neck size up to 20 with room in the shoulders and chest and then they taper towards your mid-section. Very nice. Run about $80 a shirt

[Dukkit]

im not that big. *sniff sniff*

[calgarian]

can't see my penis

cause its worn out of over usage...I bet dukki has the same problem

[firmechicano831]

To bad I don't have any of these problems yet, I guess I ain't big enought yet. LOL

[redz]

You can get a neck size up to 20 with room in the shoulders and chest and then they taper towards your mid-section. Very nice. Run about $80 a shirt

Good to know my neck is 19.5" so I`m used to wearing shirts made for 350lbs fat asses lol.

[Dukkit]

cause its worn out of over usage...I bet dukki has the same problem

lol

no penis problems, but i cant see my balls. i think i have drained them of all the sperm they could ever make.

[calgarian]

lol

no penis problems, but i cant see my balls. i think i have drained them of all the sperm they could ever make.

who needs balls if ur d!ck is working but if u r running short of sprem I can mail it to you.

[Reed]

Finding shirts that fit. More so with the jeans. Hard to find something to fit my thighs and waist. Umm just realizing how hard it is to reach around myself and inject, like glutes, lats, and my left quad since I'm right handed.

[DeputyLoneWolf]

I'm not that big, but when you gain 30lbs in 20 weeks, it makes for a very hard time finding jeans that fit my legs without having a waist thats like 6inches too big...I feel like a woman when I'm shopping for pants (have to try on a too many pairs before I can find some that fit)...Frigging annoying!

[Gears]

Shopping for cloths and washing my back, this one is big with everyone...