this is what I really look like, WHAT?! I can beat anyone of you juice monkeys in basketball. Just because I worked at GNC doesn't mean I have to use all of those to bulk up. I bulk up the natural way - by stuffing penisis down my throat!. That's right .. NATURAL ... have you guys ever heard of that word or know what that means?? Yeah and Eddyflash or w/e the hell your name is: you think I have mad problems, kid I have MAD game. Muthers Against Dumbasses (like me) gave me their highest diassaproval rating! It won't be my game that will scare you, it will be my hideous, monkey-like face that will cause you to gasp for breath!
Yeah I'll join the circus all right - to become a elephant shagging, ass clown who rapes monkeys for my show. By the way, I'm 22 - but im sure you could tell that by my obscene display of insecurity and infantile level of maturity. Ya know, why don't everyone just call me condom man and let out a big cumshot in me - I like that!. I'm out