This is why I suck with girls

[J-Dogg]

None of them are perfect!!

Been hanging out with this girl, who is pretty, funny, has her life together. I don't have to support her, comes from a good family, going to school to get her masters, works for the state. She has a good group of friends, no druggies or loosers around here.

The little things drive me nuts though.

She always wears those high rise pants that go up to your belly button. Trying to get down her pants and the waist band is at my elbow.

I LOVE attention, but she just wants to lay and "look in my eyes" and it creeps me out.

The sex is borning and awful. Missionary is all she allows for now. After wards, she wants to lay around naked in the bed for 20 minutes. I've yet to get off from it. When I'm done, I want to put my shorts on, and get a sandwich.


COOL COOL COOL chick, I really just think she's pushing me away because she is attached too fast. I mean, I like her, but I don't stare in her eyes and pet her face when she's watching a movie. I'm hoping the sex improves or I know it's only a matter of time before temptation kicks in for other options.

[Dukkit]

move along son

move along

shes hopeless

[TTexas]

wow,
i dont know if this is a serious post or what

[J-Dogg]

wow,
i dont know if this is a serious post or what

? of course it's serious!

[Matt]

move along son

move along

shes hopeless

I have to agree with dukkit, its going know where lol...

[TTexas]

? of course it's serious!

OK, Im sorry if I offended. I shoulda looked at your join date and known that u are not a troll...


Anyway, I feel like Ive been in a situation very close to this. Except the chick was a WONDERFUL lay. I mean there were so many great things about her, pretty much if I had to list things that I wanted in a woman, it would all be there. However, there was something that kept me from liking her and little petty things would be a huge turn off.
I, to this day deal with WAY bigger issues with girls and put up with it from them cuz im attracted to them for some reason.


IMO I think that you are just trying to find a reason to stay with her cuz she really is great. However, u cant make youself be attracted to someone. If its not there, its simply not there.
Just my $0.02

[redz]

Just roll her on top of you and let her ride you, either that or just lube up your member and suprise her with some back door loving.

[J-Dogg]

OK, Im sorry if I offended. I shoulda looked at your join date and known that u are not a troll...


Anyway, I feel like Ive been in a situation very close to this. Except the chick was a WONDERFUL lay. I mean there were so many great things about her, pretty much if I had to list things that I wanted in a woman, it would all be there. However, there was something that kept me from liking her and little petty things would be a huge turn off.
I, to this day deal with WAY bigger issues with girls and put up with it from them cuz im attracted to them for some reason.


IMO I think that you are just trying to find a reason to stay with her cuz she really is great. However, u cant make youself be attracted to someone. If its not there, its simply not there.
Just my $0.02

I'm going to give her time, because I'm not "USE" to a girl like this.

1. She is about 5'10. My ex's top out at 5'5'
2. She is in good shape, runs 4x a week. Healthy butt, and some tits. Again, my ex's were tiny...like topping out at 110.
3. She is not crazy like my ex's


It's like mom's cooking, you learn to enjoy what you are given every day. She has a ton of good qualities, she is just not a girl I'm use too. A lot of guys would do anything for her, tall, tan, dark hair, bright bright blue eyes.

Just I've dated short, tiny blonds for the past 5 years.

[J-Dogg]

Just roll her on top of you and let her ride you, either that or just lube up your member and suprise her with some back door loving.

I like doggy, she just always wants to "make love" that borning missionary crap.

A ex of mine complained about doggy cause it hurt her for some reason, But she still let me.

[DSM4Life]

Find a man :

We bang, we eat , we sleep. The only talking after sex is snoring

[redz]

Did you try telling her you want to mix things up a little?

[J-Dogg]

Did you try telling her you want to mix things up a little?

Ya, but she just always whispers "come here" and pulls me on top of her. Even after sex, I'm sweaty and tired.

It's like reading a sex scene in a romance novel with out the freaky shit. "Then they ebrace naked in the bed, holding and caressing one another all night".

Except I'm trying to watch the incredible hulk movie playing and avoid that romance. She is just soooo lovey is kind of freaks me out. If I wanted to end things the girl would already be devastated.

Going to have to talk with her and just tell her SLOW the eff down!!

And DSM, that sounds awsome, but most guys don't fit the mold of my ex's either, lol. Know any 5' 100lb blonds?

[jnewton86]

no offense man, but it sounds like you have an awesome girl, the things you describe can be fixed, finding a girl with a good head on her shoulders that can support herself and has good friends is a rare find imo. just tell her u wanna spice things up, n no stare in my eyes shit, that would get on my nerves, but still can be dealt with

[TTexas]

Find a man :

We bang, we eat , we sleep. The only talking after sex is snoring

LOL that must be one of the great things about being homosexual. I always tease the gay guys I work with about sex. Is it possible to go to a gay bar and not go home with something?
And when u get home its just all business, no BSing about dumb shit. The only noise is the sound of belt buckles hittin' the floor!

[StoneGRMI]

Stage five clinger! Run run run!

[alex18]

stage five clinger! Run run run!

fire in the hole!!!

[D7M]

it's not worth it.

move on.

you'll find another girl who has all those other qualities but is also freaky and not clingy.

[*RAGE*]

Deff move on

but before you do ask her for butt sex

if she say yes keep her

if she say no tell her to get the fu** out!!!

but be nice and smile when you do it...

good luck...

[MMArmour]

I really ****ing hate that shit. When you are trying to talk to a girl and say things like you wanna mix it up and they just blatantly ignore you and say shit like "come here" trying to be all seductive when really youre freaked out as **** looking at her pants all up in her belly button. Hahaha Well.. in my experience... sex either clicks good or it doesnt at all. Most of the time for me it seems to click. But when it doesnt..it really doesnt.

[spywizard]

so?? during sex, she must be a lot stronger than you??

she won't allow any other permission?? um??? how she going to do that??

I'm not saying to raper her, but in the heat of passion stuff happens as long as you stop when she says stop..
it's all good

[redz]

^^Yeah just take control in the bed and take her for a ride if she says no then tell her you are bored with the same ol stuff.

[J-Dogg]

so?? during sex, she must be a lot stronger than you??

she won't allow any other permission?? um??? how she going to do that??

I'm not saying to raper her, but in the heat of passion stuff happens as long as you stop when she says stop..
it's all good

Shat, I'll toss this girl across the room easy.

But she fights it, or says "come here" and pulls me down in her closed gaurd. She might be a BJJ black belt, I can't even pass her gaurd to smack my pecker on her face and I can't get her to roll so I can get her back either.

I want grunting, saying freaky shit, spanking and good sex.

Last month a girl freaked me out too, she started saying "choke me, choke me". I did not know wtf to do. So I choked the shit out of that woman.

[Kratos]

oh god, more women issues from the dogg

[Kratos]

you gotta dirty her up a bit, tell her what you like

[J-Dogg]

oh god, more women issues from the dogg

I hear that, I'm considering rolling DSM style on her brother if this don't work!

[J-Dogg]

you gotta dirty her up a bit, tell her what you like

You know what sucks? I would but this girl does not drink either. Which is AWESOME for a girl friend, bad for trying out new sex moves.

The first time I nailed her I did not remember it. She drove me and my boy around and watched us get tanked. That's something awesome about her too, she don't mind doing that, she just talks to me and takes care of me.

Honestly, it's the staring shit that gets to me, it's too cheesy. She looks right at me with soft eyes when I'm trying to rail her. I want her to have a face that looks like it hurts, or is super enjoyable not a face that looks like "I love it when you make love to me".

I've been in similar situations and it always got better once the girl was more comfortable.

[gst528i]

i don't care how good the ***** is but staring your eyes for 20 minutes!!! **** that dude.
My ex use to want to stay in bed for 20 minutes. we compromised and made it 3 minutes which were the longest 3 mins.

[Kratos]

You know what sucks? I would but this girl does not drink either. Which is AWESOME for a girl friend, bad for trying out new sex moves.

The first time I nailed her I did not remember it. She drove me and my boy around and watched us get tanked. That's something awesome about her too, she don't mind doing that, she just talks to me and takes care of me.

Honestly, it's the staring shit that gets to me, it's too cheesy. She looks right at me with soft eyes when I'm trying to rail her. I want her to have a face that looks like it hurts, or is super enjoyable not a face that looks like "I love it when you make love to me".

I've been in similar situations and it always got better once the girl was more comfortable.

That is very strange...all the other stuff wouldn't bother me...I like laying around naked and being playful and kissy and talking and it usually leads to round 2. Not sure I could enjoy myself with someone staring at me while doing it.

I mean one girl I was dating had really pretty eyes and when we weren't doing it but laying in bed I stared into them for a min maybe. I wanted to memorize what they looked like. They were really light colored and cool. But I wouldn't do that to her durring sex.

[gst528i]

On the side note she does seem like a nice person. You what maybe she is not ready to be very openly. give it some time, get her into watching some porno?

[Kratos]

nice girls you can have fun with outside of bed are hard to come by

[J-Dogg]

That is very strange...all the other stuff wouldn't bother me...I like laying around naked and being playful and kissy and talking and it usually leads to round 2. Not sure I could enjoy myself with someone staring at me while doing it.

I mean one girl I was dating had really pretty eyes and when we weren't doing it but laying in bed I stared into them for a min maybe. I wanted to memorize what they looked like. They were really light colored and cool. But I wouldn't do that to her durring sex.

This girl has AMAZING eyes bro, honestly it's her best feature.

BRIGHT blue eyes, very bright. Like cartoon fake looking. She is dark complected so they really stand out.

My ex had pretty eyes too, but it was different when she did it. I'd be railing her and she would have her head back in the pillow, looking at me, while I'm upright going to town. It was really sexy.

This girl wants me FACE to FACE like all up in my grill with a hand on each side of my face.

[D7M]

This girl has AMAZING eyes bro, honestly it's her best feature.

BRIGHT blue eyes, very bright. Like cartoon fake looking. She is dark complected so they really stand out.

My ex had pretty eyes too, but it was different when she did it. I'd be railing her and she would have her head back in the pillow, looking at me, while I'm upright going to town. It was really sexy.

This girl wants me FACE to FACE like all up in my grill with a hand on each side of my face.

pics.

[J-Dogg]

On the side note she does seem like a nice person. You what maybe she is not ready to be very openly. give it some time, get her into watching some porno?

I'm giving her time. It's going to be hard, but I'm trying. She is someone who is ideal for a long term relationship. Comes from a great family and is really on top of her life and career and she spoils me, even tolerates my drunk friends.

Problem is, while the sex is awful, or she opens up and it improves. I have ex's that are always trying to seduce me. They always want me back when I try to move on. They will offer to come over, one even offers anal. She says "I hate it, but I love you, and I'll do it for you".

Its hard to turn down the scorpion women when you are looking for that sexual release and not getting it.

[spywizard]

can't pass her guard???

have you eaten her box yet???? get her really close, then stop, get up on your knees and tell her to suck it, or finish herself..

then get up and get that sandwich, but don't forget to wash your hands..

[D7M]

I'm giving her time. It's going to be hard, but I'm trying. She is someone who is ideal for a long term relationship. Comes from a great family and is really on top of her life and career and she spoils me, even tolerates my drunk friends.

Problem is, while the sex is awful, or she opens up and it improves. I have ex's that are always trying to seduce me. They always want me back when I try to move on. They will offer to come over, one even offers anal. She says "I hate it, but I love you, and I'll do it for you".

Its hard to turn down the scorpion women when you are looking for that sexual release and not getting it.

well, there's your answer:

keep the nice girl for a ltr and get anal or whatever from your scorpion women.

[spywizard]

well, there's your answer:

keep the nice girl for a ltr and get anal or whatever from your scorpion women.

that might be the solution.. but tell her about it.. she'll loosen up or you'll have the best of both world..

[D7M]

that might be the solution.. but tell her about it.. she'll loosen up or you'll have the best of both world..

ha!

exactly.

if she's half as infatuated as she sounds, maybe she'll let him have his scorpion women

[J-Dogg]

ha!

exactly.

if she's half as infatuated as she sounds, maybe she'll let him have his scorpion women

If I do scorpion woman, then I can't been seen with the good girl.

The scorpion will attack her. If I do the scorpion woman, she expects me back.

My brother was laughing because I programed her in my phone as "Scorpion Woman" to remind myself of the danger involved with this beauty. He saw my phone light up with a text message from "Scorpion Woman" so I had to tell him the story.

[novastepp]

send her a text message some time during the day and say something like, "tonight, i want to do something different to please you. i have been thinking about it all day and i can't wait until you get home from (whatever/wherever)".

then when she gets home, make it all about her (the sex that is) throw her down and get right on top (cause she likes that). go down on her, bite her, pinch her, everything...

then roll her over and go for doggy, we all know they like it. when she's rolled over, ask sexy questions or how things feel. "how does that feel when i...?" "do you like the way i...?" she'll love it; odds are you'll get that more and more, the more times you do things like that. sex is all about setting it up, knocking em down is easy.

[spywizard]

If I do scorpion woman, then I can't been seen with the good girl.

The scorpion will attack her. If I do the scorpion woman, she expects me back.

My brother was laughing because I programed her in my phone as "Scorpion Woman" to remind myself of the danger involved with this beauty. He saw my phone light up with a text message from "Scorpion Woman" so I had to tell him the story.

if she's all about her own eyes, there is no better way to see them than while she is going down on you..