More girl problems ={

[J-Dogg]

Yah right!

I'll tell you ladies how I know this one's a keeper!

She came over Friday night cause I had the shits for 2 days and lost 4lbs. Did not want to go out. Girl shows up, looking amazing, with a dish of Stuffed Chicken breast. They were SUPER good. I don't know what the stuffing was, but had some cheese, chopped mushrooms, almost like artichoke dip maybe? Chicken breast nice and tender.

Then Saturday, I just want to rest. She's okay with it. Goes out, see's one of my ex's, introduces herself to her. They get along fine. My ex, calls me all night wants to talk, but I'm just assed out. I tell the new girl about it, tell her I'm not risking messing things up with her because my ex had a change of heart.

Last night, she comes over and has a something for me. She sets it on the table, I look in to find a pound of beef jerky and a pound of elk BBQ jerky.

That's a keeper

[QuieTSToRM33]

I'm sure there will be another thread on this in a week or so

[Dukkit]

hahah

shes a keeper... for about a week

[J-Dogg]

I'm sure there will be another thread on this in a week or so

Count on it!

Betting a ex will be pregnant and I'll have to get a DNA test.

[daem]

Yah right!

I'll tell you ladies how I know this one's a keeper!

She came over Friday night cause I had the shits for 2 days and lost 4lbs. Did not want to go out. Girl shows up, looking amazing, with a dish of Stuffed Chicken breast. They were SUPER good. I don't know what the stuffing was, but had some cheese, chopped mushrooms, almost like artichoke dip maybe? Chicken breast nice and tender.

Then Saturday, I just want to rest. She's okay with it. Goes out, see's one of my ex's, introduces herself to her. They get along fine. My ex, calls me all night wants to talk, but I'm just assed out. I tell the new girl about it, tell her I'm not risking messing things up with her because my ex had a change of heart.

Last night, she comes over and has a something for me. She sets it on the table, I look in to find a pound of beef jerky and a pound of elk BBQ jerky.

That's a keeper

My honeymoon period with women usually lasts about 3 weeks. Life is great inside of that with lots of fun and hot sex, and then I see them for who they really are.

It's not my fault they never live up to my expectations.

[J-Dogg]

My honeymoon period with women usually lasts about 3 weeks. Life is great inside of that with lots of fun and hot sex, and then I see them for who they really are.

It's not my fault they never live up to my expectations.

Only had sex with her twice in 3 weeks.

Once, I was drunk and don't remember, but I'm sure I was top notch with whiskey dick.

2nd, she got a UTI from my dirty pecker so we've not been able too for the past week.

[paulzane]

Only had sex with her twice in 3 weeks.

Once, I was drunk and don't remember, but I'm sure I was top notch with whiskey dick.

2nd, she got a UTI from my dirty pecker so we've not been able too for the past week.

Gross

[warchild]

haha good story

[fit4ever]

I'm willing to bet that you don't even know her last name.

[RuhlFreak55]

hmmm so she bring you food all the time.....

[gst528i]

Lol u sir are hopeless. Ur problem is not the gurls, but u fail to fix one problem with a gurl before ****ing another one.

good to hear from u again ..

[J-Dogg]

hmmm so she bring you food all the time.....

Hey it's not hard to make me happy!

I only have 2 ex's that really cause me problems. One is the Scorpion Woman. She called me crying, I did not answer. I called the next day, and said I can't ruin every relationship I get into because she still loves me, or loves me this week.

The other one I use to call "Bunny" because she is cute like a little rabbit. But I've now named her "Frank" (the evil rabbit of Donnie Darko) She called for 3 days in a panic, but I just never replied or anything.l She text me today, and I called her and just told her the same thing as I did the Scorpion Woman.

These 2 in particular just really hate to see a guy move on. Scorpion Woman, I can see why, we spent 6 years together and she was with me from 19 to 25. Those are prime years for a girl. I'll always love her, but she's just not good for me.

Frank on the other hand, just wants to string guys along "just in case". She never told me she loved me until this weekend. I get text messages that she is "head over heals in love" with me.

[firmechicano831]

[J-Dogg]

The last thing you are going to see is me posting pictures of my current gfs and ex's, lol.

I've posted 1 pic and it was to show how "deceiving" a picture can be. Picked up a fatty off craigslist past summer.

She recently sent me a text, to call this number XXXxxxxxx it involves you!

I called it.

It was a physic hotline.

fat bitch

[Hoggage_54]

Picked up a fatty off craigslist past summer.

[scibble]

"Frank", now that's funny !

[jimmyinkedup]

Naaa - a keeper would have talked the ex into coming home to your place for a threesome .... now THATS a keeper !

[drummerofgod87]

Yah right!

I'll tell you ladies how I know this one's a keeper!

She came over Friday night cause I had the shits for 2 days and lost 4lbs. Did not want to go out. Girl shows up, looking amazing, with a dish of Stuffed Chicken breast. They were SUPER good. I don't know what the stuffing was, but had some cheese, chopped mushrooms, almost like artichoke dip maybe? Chicken breast nice and tender.

Then Saturday, I just want to rest. She's okay with it. Goes out, see's one of my ex's, introduces herself to her. They get along fine. My ex, calls me all night wants to talk, but I'm just assed out. I tell the new girl about it, tell her I'm not risking messing things up with her because my ex had a change of heart.

Last night, she comes over and has a something for me. She sets it on the table, I look in to find a pound of beef jerky and a POUND of elk BBQ jerky.

That's a keeper

Dude, where the fvck did you find this girl? Go fvck yourself, you lucky bastard. Actually, you probably won't have to do that with her around.

[Dukkit]

j-dogg got 99 problems and a bitch is every one