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    Hey i know a lot of these immigrants get SS# underground some how.

    I want to get a SS# for my dog so i can right her off on my taxes. Any one know how i can go about this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-1000 View Post
    Hey i know a lot of these immigrants get SS# underground some how.

    I want to get a SS# for my dog so i can right her off on my taxes. Any one know how i can go about this?
    Dumpster dive!

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    I wish I have five I could write them off

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-1000 View Post
    Hey i know a lot of these immigrants get SS# underground some how.

    I want to get a SS# for my dog so i can right her off on my taxes. Any one know how i can go about this?
    is your dog an immigrant? I think that would help...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big View Post
    is your dog an immigrant? I think that would help...
    Now thats funny....

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    I don't think this is gunna be too easy. Theres a guy in town that has his dog as part of his business somehow and he writes a ton of shit off because of it.

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    what language does ur dog speak so i can hook him up with the right people!

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    I will sell u my wifes for $500

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    so is he an immigrant?

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    Man come to Texas. I can get your dog a ss number for 100 bucks lol. Every illegal immigrant in the state has one haha.

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    why bother getting on specifically for your dog? why not just get 3 and say you have kids/more kids?

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    i dunno about the SS#, but where i come from you can register your dog as a security dog of your premises where your business is located.. if that be your house then it makes it easier..

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    Now thats funny....
    actually there is a point to that you may have missed. Look deeper grasshopper. Hint: ITIN

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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    actually there is a point to that you may have missed. Look deeper grasshopper. Hint: ITIN
    LOL..Ya I got it......

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    If your taxable income is high enough, just form up an LLC. The dog and all of its expenses get written off as security. There are bigger problems down the road, with a new ssn as a liability. If it's really important, check out www.uscis.gov to get the process started, and to answer questions on getting a ssn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big View Post
    is your dog an immigrant? I think that would help...
    Yes she is from England

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    Quote Originally Posted by charrif View Post
    what language does ur dog speak so i can hook him up with the right people!
    She speaks Bark it sounds a little like woof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brown Ninja View Post
    I will sell u my wifes for $500
    OK sold. I just have to make sure her pic id will match. Is your wife hairy have bad breath and lick her own ass?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-1000 View Post
    OK sold. I just have to make sure her pic id will match. Is your wife hairy have bad breath and lick her own ass?????
    only in the mornings...
    lol but most might match =D

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