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Thread: GF is taking a pregnancy test.

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    GF is taking a pregnancy test.

    Fingers crossed.
    or its:

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    oh that is nerve racking bro, Good luck. Had to do that twice in my life, it was negative both.

    If she's a good girl, worth holding on too.....don't worry things will pan out anyway.

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    My wife did one a while back without telling me fortunately shes not pregnant (for now). Good luck bro!

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    Oh, plunger is under the bathroom sink if you need it.

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    going for a coat hanger right now.

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    ah, I've been there...

    not fun, bro, not fun.

    keep us posted

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMArmour View Post
    going for a coat hanger right now.
    oooh...that's bad

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    that is real bad.....do you need help

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    just joking fellas. no news yet. She had to run to the store. ill know in the next 15 mins or so.

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    Always bad. Good luck!

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    I have 3 kids, and im 22 i feel your pain. I got told face to face, voicemail, and third by textmessage.

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    haha the next one will be a sticky note on the fridge

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    she had to go to the store.. is that because it was positive and she wants to take another one to make sure

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    one of the greatest side effects of this stuff, no more kids!!!!!

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    ****kkk this waiting is killing me.

    Panic

    Is

    Imminent

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammon View Post
    she had to go to the store.. is that because it was positive and she wants to take another one to make sure
    No cause she didnt have any on hand. Shes late, so i sent her to the store to get some. Im at work.

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    Did you talk about names yet?

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    I hate you redz. I hate you.

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    is she stressed? that makes them late.

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    Hopefully its not twins. Just messing with ya your probably fine. Have you been on gear lately? that helps your chances a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMArmour View Post
    No cause she didnt have any on hand. Shes late, so i sent her to the store to get some. Im at work.

    **fingers crossed**

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    lol Redz

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    Negative!!!!! No ****ing baby!!!! Ha!!!!to everyone who had my back! Thank you!


    To redz..


    I hate you. I hope you catch herpes! You evil bastard!

    Im out!!!

    Hahah wooohoooo!!!

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    If its a boy can you call it Mad Matt??

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    I had to do it twice bro. Both were negative but my heart was pumping the whole time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMArmour View Post
    Negative!!!!! No ****ing baby!!!! Ha!!!!to everyone who had my back! Thank you!


    To redz..


    I hate you. I hope you catch herpes! You evil bastard!

    Im out!!!

    Hahah wooohoooo!!!
    Word...congrats!

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    Just take her to the mean machine, it'll be cool.

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    I'll make sure to wear a condom next time. Sorry for getting u in trouble bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMArmour View Post
    Fingers crossed.
    or its:
    Being a father is what you officially accepted when you decided to have sex with her.

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    Make sure you use the wire kinds, they work much better:

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    Congrats, I was just playin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fit4ever View Post
    Being a father is what you officially accepted when you decided to have sex with her.
    I like how you assume alot.

    I have a 5 year old son. Im already a dad. Just have no reason in the world to have a second at this point. I own a successful business (even in these hard days)...Among other things. Im not a stranger to taking responsibility...you twat.

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    my one chick is gettin an abortion today... of my baby

    so it sucks. i wanted to keep it. but due to medical implications she cant have one right now.

    your lucky it came back negative my friend!! saves ya alot of grief!

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    oohhhh no joke brotha. Im sorry to hear about your baby. But im glad that im not dealing with this all over again.

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    i hope im sterile, im not taking my hcg

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    Next time protect yourself, stick it in her butt

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    too bad, it couldve been out future prez...

    In the future, if ya ever gotta get the lil bugger out Ive found work remarkably well... especially that particular model..

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