I can see the conversation now:
Q: "So why did you take steroids?"
A: "Well, my life sucked I was skinny and tall and I didn't workout so I decided to eat and workout and take steroids to save my life"
Q: "Why did you feel you needed to take save your life?"
A: "Well I was skinny and didn't get girls, so I thought if I did steroids and got big I could get respect and get all the girls"
Q; "So did it work?"
A: "No....I lost 4 straight fights because of my cockness thinking steroids could make me fight and I couldn't get hard with the one girl I was able to hook up with

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