Mexican Words JF The Day !
1. *Cheese*
The Teacher Told Pepito To Use The Word Cheese In A Sentence.
Pepito Replies: Maria Likes Me, But Cheese Fat.
2. *Mushroom*
When All My Family Get In The Car,
There's Not Mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My Fren Wanted 2 Become A Citizen But She Didn't
Know How To Read So I Shoulder.
4. * Texas *
My Fren Always Texas Me When I'm Not Home
Wondering Where I'm At!
5. *Herpes*
Me And My Fren Ordered Pizza.
I Got Mine Piece And She Got Herpes.
6. *July*
Ju Told Me Ju Were Going To Tha Store
And July To Me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I Had 2 Cars But My Wife Rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I Was Going To Go To The Store With
My Wife But Chicken Go Herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We Only Have One Enchilada Left,
But Don't Worry Wheelchair.
10. *Chicken-Wing*
My Wife Plays The Lottery So Chicken Wing.
11. *Harassment*
My Wife Caught Me In Bed With Another Women
And I Told Her Honey Harassment Nothing To Me.
12. *Bishop*
My Wife Fell Down The Stair
So I Had To Pick The Bishop.
13. *Body Wash *
I Want To Go To The Club But &n bsp;
No Body Wash My Kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That Women Over There Has A Nice Body, Budweiser Face So Ugly?