A useful tip for men often overlooked.

[Bojangles69]

This is actually something I never knew before, and I've gotten blueballs a few times in my life lol so its not fun. You can actually see this fact being practiced in porn when men are to go for long periods of sex w/out finishing.

When they massage/stimulate the testicles.

This is one of those things I learned later in life like how newborn babies only breathe from their noses. But if youre ever in a situation that may lead to blue balls and you want to avoid it, release the local high blood pressure in the testes by massaging and dissapating it back into the rest of the body.

If you keep doing this in intervals I here it can be avoided completely no matter what the outcome. I am prepared for dudes to ask me weird questions about the nature of this thread so w/e, fire the fvck ahead.

[T-MOS]

When that happens to me, I just ask DSM to massage them for me and its all good !!

[Bojangles69]

lmao, dsm turns blue balls pink

[collar]

this is going be funny ass thread.

[jbm]

So far I'm still 100% effective! lol...

[Bojangles69]

So far I'm still 100% effective! lol...

No way dude f that. Have some chick play with your dick for just 2 hours w/out any sort of finish then tell me youre "effective".

Maybe this is a more bad luck issue then a biological one lmao

[jbm]

No way dude f that. Have some chick play with your dick for just 2 hours w/out any sort of finish then tell me youre "effective".

Maybe this is a more bad luck issue then a biological one lmao

lolol! ok...

[Brown Ninja]

jbm always let's me finish in his hair

[jbm]

ninja loves swallowing mine...

[collar]

you sick fvck, i gotta say test makes you bitches say everything and anything lol.

[jbm]

ninja let me explode in his gyno tits...

[vpchill]

I liky ball rub!

[ronan the barbarian]

im still lost....who would suffer from blue balls????

i have never been single and always had a very regular 'relations' so again who suffers with blue balls?

no offense to all the single uggos on here.lol

[RA]

[DCannon]

What! Newborn babies only breathe through their nose?

What an educational thread!

[TRT,MAN]

got my first set of blue balls when i was 14. making out and grinding with girl for a hour cause she didnt want to fvck. lol

[Phate]

No way dude f that. Have some chick play with your dick for just 2 hours w/out any sort of finish then tell me youre "effective".

Maybe this is a more bad luck issue then a biological one lmao

agreed, i grinded with this chick for hours(literally hours, like a full length of a movie and then some), she came 4x, when i asked her to finish she said no, i told her to start walking home

[Bojangles69]

Im sure guys dont get it a lot, prob just a handful of time throughout your life, but I figure if a girl is willing to play with your dick, and for some reason (phone call or someone drops in) you dont finish, just massage your balls lol.

The only reason I'm posting this is because I had a pretty serious case the other day, so bad it felt like my balls had teared a tendon to the pelvis or something, so then I started reading about what causes blue balls (really interesting) and it worked like a g/damn miracle.
The obvious problem is when you start massaging you will want to cry for the first couple of minutes cause it speeds up the release of fluid, but it completley went away after that.
I never knew there was a cure for blue balls so I just thought Id post it here.

[Matt]

I just cover my balls in dog food and let the dog lick it off, works every time..

[collar]

put tea bags on them.

[jamyjamjr]

i would just hudini their ass... do it in doggy style.. pull out, spit on her back to make her think u busted, when she turns around, money shot!!!!!!!

[DSM4Life]

This is actually something I never knew before, and I've gotten blueballs a few times in my life lol so its not fun. You can actually see this fact being practiced in porn when men are to go for long periods of sex w/out finishing.

When they massage/stimulate the testicles.

This is one of those things I learned later in life like how newborn babies only breathe from their noses. But if youre ever in a situation that may lead to blue balls and you want to avoid it, release the local high blood pressure in the testes by massaging and dissapating it back into the rest of the body.

If you keep doing this in intervals I here it can be avoided completely no matter what the outcome. I am prepared for dudes to ask me weird questions about the nature of this thread so w/e, fire the fvck ahead.

[jbm]

[jbm]

[Western Man]

release the local high blood pressure in the testes by massaging and dissapating it back into the rest of the body.

If you keep doing this in intervals I here it can be avoided completely no matter what the outcome. I am prepared for dudes to ask me weird questions about the nature of this thread so w/e, fire the fvck ahead.

Geez, this thread doesn't apply to me. I got laid last night and said, "sweetie, get ready for the best 20 seconds of your life."

Btw, wtf are blueballs?

[jbm]

Geez, this thread doesn't apply to me. I got laid last night and said, "sweetie, get ready for the best 20 seconds of your life."

Btw, wtf are blueballs?

[jbm]

[scottythebody]

I just cover my balls in dog food and let the dog lick it off, works every time..

I prefer using peanut butter, but to each his own

[Bojangles69]

If you cover your balls in peanut butter first, then the dog food will stick.. might as well use both

[jbm]

If you cover your balls in peanut butter first, then the dog food will stick.. might as well use both

Bo! you are a genius... have you tried it? lolol....

[Bojangles69]

Bo! you are a genius... have you tried it? lolol....

no my dog did, it prob tasted good though =]

[jbm]

[jbm]

I just cover my balls in dog food and let the dog lick it off, works every time..

[jbm]

[J431S]

This is actually something I never knew before, and I've gotten blueballs a few times in my life lol so its not fun. You can actually see this fact being practiced in porn when men are to go for long periods of sex w/out finishing.

When they massage/stimulate the testicles.

This is one of those things I learned later in life like how newborn babies only breathe from their noses. But if youre ever in a situation that may lead to blue balls and you want to avoid it, release the local high blood pressure in the testes by massaging and dissapating it back into the rest of the body.

If you keep doing this in intervals I here it can be avoided completely no matter what the outcome. I am prepared for dudes to ask me weird questions about the nature of this thread so w/e, fire the fvck ahead.

Ha! Ha! reversed psychology at its best form. Just kidding. You see the whole notion with asking weird question is that many people preconcieve that other's have thinned skin and therefore subject to emotional instability. But what they don't realize thru their testicular atrophy phase is that they can be subjugated to the same form notion without any repercussion. My advise to them it takes some of form of small leadership skill to face unpredicatable uncertainties whether thru pct period or not. The outcome as u can get guess is rather not in good massage but cultural intelligence that makes such guys to suck meatballs and leave the spaghetti untouch. Do u get my point Bojangle. LOL

[CSAR]

[jbm]

[dezza6969]

yeah i always thought blue balls or black balls was what you called a mate when he hasn't had a root in ages. now i know its a good excuse to massage my balls. thanks guys