Ask a Black Man.....

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 04:10 PM

I know this is going to be fun. Ive realized many people only know Black People from what they see on Rap videos and such.
I am here to answer all questions reguarding stereotypes and anything you ever wanted to know. Even if you just want a Black opinion
LOL. Lets go!!!

**MuscleScience** · 05-21-2009, 04:12 PM

I know an assload of black people, stereotypes aside they have a completely different perspective on life than I.

***RAGE*** · 05-21-2009, 04:16 PM

OMG, your black, so am I.......lol

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 04:20 PM

LMAOOO. prone your a wolf! I thought you were a sheep. lol

Muscle science, I think your secretly black. lol

**Hoggage_54** · 05-21-2009, 04:21 PM

prone is the blackest guy I know

**MuscleScience** · 05-21-2009, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by vpchill

LMAOOO. prone your a wolf! I thought you were a sheep. lol

Muscle science, I think your secretly black. lol

If you seen me play basketball you would think so.....

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by musclescience

if you seen me play basketball you would think so.....

lol.

**Dont wanna be old** · 05-21-2009, 04:23 PM

Did OJ Simpson kill his Ex-wife ?

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by dontwannabold

Did OJ Simpson kill his Ex-wife ?

He damn sure did. I seent it.

***RAGE*** · 05-21-2009, 04:25 PM

And as a black man I would like to say we do not have bigger dicks then anyother race it was just a rumor started by the young jesse jackson when he was hitting on white girls...back in the early 60's.....

**DSM4Life** · 05-21-2009, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

And as a black man I would like to say we do not have bigger dicks then anyother race it was just a rumor started by the young jesse jackson when he was hitting on white girls...back in the early 60's.....

I know...... i mean so i heard

**ni4ni** · 05-21-2009, 04:29 PM

VP, why is it a white man can't say nig but a black man can?
How do you guys come up w/ some of those fuvking weird ass names like jamika or shaqeeda?

**DSM4Life** · 05-21-2009, 04:31 PM

**ni4ni** · 05-21-2009, 04:33 PM

the black rambo?

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

***RAGE*** · 05-21-2009, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

I know...... i mean so i heard

you told me if I showed it to you, that you would never tell anyone....

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

And as a black man I would like to say we do not have bigger dicks then anyother race it was just a rumor started by the young jesse jackson when he was hitting on white girls...back in the early 60's.....

That is false my Friend, We do have bigger ones than 75% of the population.
lol

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 04:35 PM

This belongs here.... Remember Eddie Murphy as a white guy?

http://www.jokeroo.com/video/funny/w...ie-murphy.html

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by ni4ni

VP, why is it a white man can't say nig but a black man can?
How do you guys come up w/ some of those fuvking weird ass names like jamika or shaqeeda?

Ive heard white people say it. I dont agree with it but its our fault. The rap music and all that crap!!

I duno, I guess we like K's and Q's lol

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 04:40 PM

Post any and all Questions. Ill be back shortly!!

Exit stage left!

**ni4ni** · 05-21-2009, 04:40 PM

how abt the names...WTF??
Whats the secert on the combo names-mix it w/ a sister and uncle or various family member?

***RAGE*** · 05-21-2009, 04:44 PM

What I hate about being black is my curly hair in my ass crack, it just seam to hold onto my shit more, and I have to use more toilet paper to get it clean. I think that proves GOD is white and just trying to keep the black man down...

**DSM4Life** · 05-21-2009, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

What I hate about being black is my curly hair in my ass crack, it just seam to hold onto my shit more, and I have to use more toilet paper to get it clean. I think that proves GOD is white and just trying to keep the black man down...

Use baby wipes.

Pick with paper
Wipe with paper
Baby wipe
Final paper wipe.

**ni4ni** · 05-21-2009, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

What I hate about being black is my curly hair in my ass crack, it just seam to hold onto my shit more, and I have to use more toilet paper to get it clean. I think that proves GOD is white and just trying to keep the black man down...

Now it's God and the BLACK man-lol

**Western Man** · 05-21-2009, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by vpchill

I am here to answer all questions reguarding stereotypes and anything you ever wanted to know. Even if you just want a Black opinion
LOL. Lets go!!!

Why is it that higher education teaches that race is just a social construct and we are all one HUMAN race? Do they expect people to believe that bull****?

**xavier_888888** · 05-21-2009, 04:49 PM

Why is thier vocabulary diffrent even if they were born here?

**DSM4Life** · 05-21-2009, 04:50 PM

**ni4ni** · 05-21-2009, 04:51 PM

why can't they type...thats' even fuvked up 98.9% of the time.
wink,wink TRTman

**DSM4Life** · 05-21-2009, 04:51 PM

BTW

When they tried to pass Ebonics as an official language , i felt bad for black people. It really gave them a bad name.

**ni4ni** · 05-21-2009, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

BTW

When they tried to pass Ebonics as an official language , i felt bad for black people. It really gave them a bad name.

X2...

**higherdesire** · 05-21-2009, 05:17 PM

What does boones farm costs these days?
Do they still make maddog 20/20?
Do "ya'll" really think the sweet n low was an all out government assault on black people?
Can you jump high?
Sing?
Dance?
I know you can't whistle worth a damn, why is that?
Did God ask you, what do you want jobs or cocks?

**ni4ni** · 05-21-2009, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by higherdesire

What does boones farm costs these days?
Do they still make maddog 20/20?
Do "ya'll" really think the sweet n low was an all out government assault on black people?
Can you jump high?
Sing?
Dance?
I know you can't whistle worth a damn, why is that?
Did God ask you, what do you want jobs or cocks?

GD u fuvkers r killn me-ive got tears running down my face

**higherdesire** · 05-21-2009, 05:21 PM

BTW, For my complete family history please see the you might be a redneck thread!

**ni4ni** · 05-21-2009, 05:25 PM

why do your ppl need to have straight hair (WEAVE or whatev it's called)- what happened to the "AFRO"?
don't u guys know how to be civilized in a crowd w/o yelling/screaming?

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 05-21-2009, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

BTW

When they tried to pass Ebonics as an official language , i felt bad for black people. It really gave them a bad name.

aaahhh yes, ebonics.

Q: What has six legs and goes: "Ho-de-do, ho-de-do, ho-de-do"?
A: Three blacks running for the elevator.

**DSM4Life** · 05-21-2009, 05:36 PM

The teacher asked her class to use the word choo-choo in a sentence. First she called on Alice who said "The choo-choo pulled the train up the hill and down the hill."

"Good," the teacher replied. Next she turned to Leroy and said, "Please use choo-choo in a sentence."

"The choo-choo be chugging real fast."

"All right," said the teacher. Then she asked, "Armondo, can you use the word choo-choo in a sentence?"

Armondo says, "You touch my car an I'll choo-choo."

**ni4ni** · 05-21-2009, 05:36 PM

Q-what do u call a black man w/ a new bike?
A-thief

**ni4ni** · 05-21-2009, 05:37 PM

DSM, thats was good bro

**Dont wanna be old** · 05-21-2009, 05:37 PM

Do you have heightened sense of Gay-dar ?

**higherdesire** · 05-21-2009, 05:38 PM

^^^^and is is going off like never before right now?

**DSM4Life** · 05-21-2009, 05:39 PM

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