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    my gf bitches cuz i take too long in bed???

    wassup guys... got a bit of a problem here

    i practice ancient chinese sexual tao.. im multi-orgasmic and over the years my body has grown acustom to going at least 45min before i cum in bed...

    my chick has been bitching about this.. saying that she busts a coupla nuts within 20min ish and it starts to hurt after that.. she tells me she has preformance anxiety because of that... wtf is a guy to do?? anyone else had a problem like this???


    u would think a chick would freakin appreciate the fact that im out to please her, making sure she busts before i bust... i wonder how she's be acting if i were one of those 1 minute mother fcukers (dont get me wrong, it's happened once in my life.. shit sucks)..

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    nope I am a minute man...

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    It's a Persian problem man, like I told you it takes me 45-90 minutes to nut, I have barely came with any chicks usually I just tell them to stop because I am not even close.

    I think its when I was younger I was horny motha****er and made my dick accustomed to take 4-6 whackings a day. So my dick went into shock



    And too all the those one minute dudes or dudes who have cum too early, you be a trooper and when you nut you go down on her (as long as she aint a skank) and eat that ***** like no other.

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    lmao.. everything for u is a persian thing huh?? lolololol

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    When I was a teenager I'm a 1 minute man but can explode 4x without stopping. Now that I'm married I'm a 30 to 45 minute man!

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    Fact of the matter is women can get it done within 5 minutes that's excluding oral. The build-up is what matters. Women from what I've dealt with get tired after 15 minutes and tend to dry up. One thing I've learned is to not make it a exercise, but a human connection just my .02.

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    Shes just insecure because you basically practice sex and she sits there with her legs spread.
    Simply threaten to leave her and "punish" her with 3, 45 mins sex sessions in a row.

    If she still doesnt like it.. have sex with a hooker and ask her if she liked it.
    If the hooker says no, then perhaps ancient chinese sexual tao is not your flava flave. Maybe she wants to be fvcked like a modern american... ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamyjamjr View Post
    lmao.. everything for u is a persian thing huh?? lolololol
    Take pride it in, we are the last ancient race standing. 2,000 years of history and the motherland is still intact.

    That is a long line of genetic mixing...

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    Ancient chinese sexual tao ? does that give you staying power ? try going at the same time as her.. she will love you for that !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by streamline89 View Post
    Ancient chinese sexual tao ? does that give you staying power ? try going at the same time as her.. she will love you for that !!

    yea, that's kinda hard to do... you flux up and down in sensation with what i do...

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    just stop having sex with her, let her catch you beating of, and then she will change, or buy lube.....

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    How about anal for 30mins?

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    How bout not practice chinese sexual tao and blow it in her when she comes? Or have you made it impossible for yourself?


    I'm kind of the same way though, on TV girls always complain that guys bust too quickly but I havn't met too many girls who are game for going past 20-25 mins.

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    I take like forever. I'm talking about hours. 90% of times i don't cum. I just stop cos i feel fvcking tired. Same shit goes with masturbating, my arms goes catabolic before i cum haha.
    Yes they do bitch "i don't turn you on???" But who gives a shit what they think.
    I have much bigger concerns in live than that.

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    ive been kinda having this problem lately. if i dont get super focused i take forever. the chick i have been dating gets tired at about an hour so i usually only get off once. i would say its because im getting older but im 25

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    Hmmm you know I like Asian.

    I also take a long time in the sack so my solution is this. See pic below
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    Lovbyts... one is not enough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    Lovbyts... one is not enough!
    Never

    3 is even better

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    Sex on average lasts people about 15 mins. Once you start going over 25 mins it can quickly turn from fun to painful. We have all had our hour runs but to do that everyday would just out right suck.

    Tell her to stick a finger in your rear , then call it a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post

    Tell her to stick a finger in your rear , then call it a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamyjamjr View Post
    wassup guys... got a bit of a problem here

    i practice ancient chinese sexual tao.. im multi-orgasmic and over the years my body has grown acustom to going at least 45min before i cum in bed...

    my chick has been bitching about this.. saying that she busts a coupla nuts within 20min ish and it starts to hurt after that.. she tells me she has preformance anxiety because of that... wtf is a guy to do?? anyone else had a problem like this???


    u would think a chick would freakin appreciate the fact that im out to please her, making sure she busts before i bust... i wonder how she's be acting if i were one of those 1 minute mother fcukers (dont get me wrong, it's happened once in my life.. shit sucks)..

    Stats?

    and we're going to need pictures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigershark View Post
    He's serious. Have her milk the prostate.

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    my wife and i go at it for at least 30 min before she cums. i always let her go first then cus she tends to dry up i just go down on her and get her all wet again and brutally **** the hell out of her. she is such a trooper,she never complains although i can tell holding her legs up by her ears is a chore after ****ing so long.

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    me and carl go at it, takes at LEAST 2 hrs...

    anything less is a waste of time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    me and carl go at it, takes at LEAST 2 hrs...

    anything less is a waste of time.

    I think its different when ur partner has vagina




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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    well....no problem here lasting too long...I came when I saw this pic!

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    I want to say I remember 7 minutes of actual sex being the average. From a Mens Health article not too long ago. Its what you do before, foreplay, etc, and the emotional connection that women love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scerpico22 View Post
    well....no problem here lasting too long...I came when I saw this pic!
    hahaha, exactly!

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    Just drink lots of water first and when she's about to cum, pull your dick out and pee all over her stomach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chode Logan View Post
    Just drink lots of water first and when she's about to cum, pull your dick out and pee all over her stomach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    oops...there i go again...

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    Im going to my gf a favor and stay a minute man.

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    maybe you should post your diet in the diet section and have it tweaked for quick loads.

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