The stupidest lines that have worked thread

[Dancer]

I'll start it off:

Are you jelious cause my tits are larger than yours... Pure ice break/shock value of this one is worth it in itself

[eatrainrest]

hey bitch.... come over here and suck my ....

[Iron_Pig]

I'll start it off:

Are you jelious cause my tits are larger than yours... Pure ice break/shock value of this one is worth it in itself

[Iron_Pig]

I hear that you are good at oral sports ( no shit did that one in germany once and it worked ) Man she was good she could suck start a harly

[Dancer]

Hey wanna go outside and look at my car?

How half the shit I say worked dunno

[warchild]

you got an ass like a 10 year old boy

[beatango2008]

is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants

[beatango2008]

how much does a panda bear weigh? enough to break the ice hi my name is mike

[beatango2008]

are those space pants, because that @ss is out of this world

[Dancer]

you got an ass like a 10 year old boy

Oh the weird shit that gay people say to each other...

We should have a thread for what look do you give to pick up a guy for dsm...lol

[warchild]

Oh the weird shit that gay people say to each other...

We should have a thread for what look do you give to pick up a guy for dsm...lol

haaha, dude that line was from true lies

[CBGB]

I'll make you famous.

No shit, worked once.

Stolen from Billy

[*RAGE*]

Lets fuvk......

[Immortal Soldier]

HER: "That guy just touched my ass while walking by"

ME: "Are you that desperate for attention that you come up with these lies?"

[ronan the barbarian]

look for a girl with a very pretty friend.say to the less pretty girl (about her pretty friend) 'can you ask your boyfriend to leave so we can talk in private'

most girls are a bit envious of the attention there better looking friends get,and playing on this really works.
while they feel a bit sorry for their friend being called a bloke,they are flattered they got picked over her.

this has very rarely failed me.

[CBGB]

^^^ going for second best never fails. You sir, would make an excellent wingman.

[johnCash]

look for a girl with a very pretty friend.say to the less pretty girl (about her pretty friend) 'can you ask your boyfriend to leave so we can talk in private'

most girls are a bit envious of the attention there better looking friends get,and playing on this really works.
while they feel a bit sorry for their friend being called a bloke,they are flattered they got picked over her.

this has very rarely failed me.

this is good ill have to try it one day lol
#2 = best odds