old lady smashed my mercedes

**higherdesire** · 07-23-2009, 07:39 AM

I was getting some things at Lowes yesterday and as I was leaving I over heard a guy tell someone to "page the owner of a gold mercedes SUV". So I say "hey I have a gold mercedes SUV" he verifies the license number and asks me to "step over here". As I do I notice an older lady in tears, so I look at the guy before he says anything and say, "man say it isn't so" to which he replies "there has been an accident"

I walk outside and you can see in the pictures below what I saw. I walked over to the lady who was extremely upset and put my arms around her, hugged her and said "Don't worry ma'am accidents happnen, we'll get through this"

By the way, while I was in line they had to do a price check and if not for that inconvenience I would have been getting in my car at precisiley the time this happened. No shit.

**gixxerboy1** · 07-23-2009, 07:41 AM

damn i figured she backed into it or something. How the hell did she manage that

**iKramer** · 07-23-2009, 07:48 AM

What the hell? Was she driving it in Lowes and came out the front?

Looks like she ramped the fvcking curb at you going straight, lmfao.

LOL.

Sorry,

**higherdesire** · 07-23-2009, 07:53 AM

She was trying to do a uturn and stepped on the gas instead of the brake I guess. Jumped that curb and smashed my deal as you can see. Then she tried to pull off and got impaled on a pole that was holding up a tree. Other wise she may have drove off.

**Dukkit** · 07-23-2009, 07:55 AM

shit

sorry to see that man

**Dukkit** · 07-23-2009, 07:56 AM

2 lessons to be learned here

no, scratch that... 3 lessons.

1) women shouldnt drive

2) women def shouldnt drive trucks

3) gold colored cars are for girls.

**iKramer** · 07-23-2009, 07:57 AM

How old was she? (Gray hair/Colored?)

Lmao, sorry.

At least no one was hurt/badly injured.

**iKramer** · 07-23-2009, 07:58 AM

I just noticed the Ford on the side,

Was it hit too? Or just very close?

**scerpico22** · 07-23-2009, 08:08 AM

Damn HD...thats an ugly ass color...

Just trying to shed some humor on an otherwise shitty moment...

sucks, sorry to here this.

**vpchill** · 07-23-2009, 08:17 AM

Man, HD you did exactly what I would have done. Hugged her and said it would be alright. Thats basically all a real man can do. Why flip and get mad over somthing you cant control and that has already happened. Whats broke can be fixed.
Just be glad they did the Price check bro...

**higherdesire** · 07-23-2009, 08:17 AM

ok VP your turn ...

**higherdesire** · 07-23-2009, 08:18 AM

well I figured you would kick my ass too on this one, I must say I am disappointed in you bro!

**higherdesire** · 07-23-2009, 08:18 AM

kramer, yeah the ford on the otherside was dented a little too.

**higherdesire** · 07-23-2009, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Man, HD you did exactly what I would have done. Hugged her and said it would be alright. Thats basically all a real man can do. Why flip and get mad over somthing you cant control and that has already happened. Whats broke can be fixed.
Just be glad they did the Price check bro...

I really believe that was the difference between being another situation all together, and haveing to replace just a vehicle.

**iKramer** · 07-23-2009, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by higherdesire

kramer, yeah the ford on the otherside was dented a little too.

Wow, lol. Can't imagine seeing this in person.

Anyway lucky not to be in it, and to be in line waiting
for that price check

Other than that glad the old lady
was okay too.

**gixxerboy1** · 07-23-2009, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Man, HD you did exactly what I would have done. Hugged her and said it would be alright. Thats basically all a real man can do. Why flip and get mad over somthing you cant control and that has already happened. Whats broke can be fixed.
Just be glad they did the Price check bro...

its only a car not like a pack of chicken nuggets

**higherdesire** · 07-23-2009, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

2 lessons to be learned here

no, scratch that... 3 lessons.

1) women shouldnt drive

2) women def shouldnt drive trucks

3) gold colored cars are for girls.

man you sold me the car so act like you don't like them...

lol

**vpchill** · 07-23-2009, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by higherdesire

ok VP your turn ...

Originally Posted by higherdesire

well I figured you would kick my ass too on this one, I must say I am disappointed in you bro!

Well Now that you mention it, Gold Colored Benz???

For Grandmas and Jamaican drug dealers.. lol Your neither.

**higherdesire** · 07-23-2009, 08:23 AM

the funniest part of all was that the lady in the other truck, the one that could drive away on her own, was all smacking her truck and stomping around like the sky had fallen.

**sigman roid** · 07-23-2009, 08:23 AM

Never mind HD could have been worse

On the up side if they repair it you can ask them to spray it black instead of yellow...lol

**higherdesire** · 07-23-2009, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Well Now that you mention it, Gold Colored Benz???

For Grandmas and Jamaican drug dealers.. lol Your neither.

You don't know that. I am an old ass jamacian czar playa!

**higherdesire** · 07-23-2009, 08:26 AM

oh AND I just had to replace the battery this week which was 190 bucks. If they total it I am taking that shit back!

**scerpico22** · 07-23-2009, 08:50 AM

1 doubt they will total it (unless they realize what color it is then...fo sho!)

what year is it?

**higherdesire** · 07-23-2009, 08:51 AM

2005

**scerpico22** · 07-23-2009, 08:56 AM

hmmm, maybe but doubtful. Benzo's hold their value so it will be close...

**SMCengineer** · 07-23-2009, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

its only a car not like a pack of chicken nuggets

Lmao! Seems nobody else got it...

**Dukkit** · 07-23-2009, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by Blome

Lmao! Seems nobody else got it...

i got it just was too busy whoring another thread

lol

**alex18** · 07-23-2009, 09:35 AM

very unfortunate! but at least you will get a rental for a while and not have to be seen in a goldbenz!

**gixxerboy1** · 07-23-2009, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by Blome

Lmao! Seems nobody else got it...

his car is the same color as nuggets, all golden mmmmm

**paulzane** · 07-23-2009, 10:15 AM

Very manly of you to give her a hug ... and the bitch was trying to escape

**J-Dogg** · 07-23-2009, 10:18 AM

Can I borrow those floaties in the back of your ride bro? I don't swim well and I sink fast.

**ghettoboyd** · 07-23-2009, 10:26 AM

had something like that happen about 15 years ago. old man passed out while driving in a shopping plaza. got up to around 70mph, hit a curb,went airborn,and totaled 10 cars. it was a mirical he didnt kill anyone. the shity thing is that i had to wait a few weeks to get a new car. he was back driving in a new cadillac in 2 days............

**CBGB** · 07-23-2009, 10:44 AM

Thats Good Karma, at least you didn't have your family waiting outside while you ran in to grab something.

"Naw honey, I'll just run in and grab something real fast. You stay in here where it's cool............"

**Immortal Soldier** · 07-23-2009, 02:40 PM

Why the hell do you drive a Gold's Mercedes SUV?

Do you have a Gucci man purse collection as well?

**higherdesire** · 07-23-2009, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier

Why the hell do you drive a Gold's Mercedes SUV?

Do you have a Gucci man purse collection as well?

Well actually....Hey you know what who asked you anyway!

**higherdesire** · 07-23-2009, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

Can I borrow those floaties in the back of your ride bro? I don't swim well and I sink fast.

Um, yes? Would you like anything else out of there as well?

**xavier_888888** · 07-23-2009, 05:06 PM

Glad nobodys hurt. Thats why we have insurance. Are you sure your hugging her not choking her ? lol

**KatsMeow** · 07-23-2009, 05:11 PM

that sucks...thank goodness all the old people in my town drive golf carts and they have a totally separate parking area for gold carts.

**ni4ni** · 07-23-2009, 05:26 PM

HD sorry to hear that bro
lmao w/ some of these responses & I will say GOLD-> wtf were you thinking

**KatsMeow** · 07-23-2009, 05:27 PM

my mustang is gold, so i'm not gunna hate

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