Got Married, Wife Still Has Crazy Stalker

**LawMan018** · 08-19-2009, 08:24 AM

Yeh, got married about two weeks ago (I know, I know). But anyways, I know I posted a bulletin about my wife's (fiance at the time) stalker at the time and just thought I'd share with you how ridiculous this guy is. Anyways, he was my wife's ex-boyfriend a few years back and they tried maintaining a friendship afterward but it never worked out. She had a car that he gave her to take over payments but she had to recently get rid of it because he refused to sign it over to her when she comes out to live with me. This guy, ex marine, is just... I can't explain it. My wife has changed her number multiple times and he manages to get it and bother her. In the past he used to park outside of her old residence and just hang out. He refuses to believe we're married and my wife has showed me some of his texts saying how he knows people and I'm going to be court martialed when they found out our little scam. Or how I'm a f***** a$$ firefighter (he was a mechanic... come on...). I just don't understand how someone can be like this. He's a grown man (26) and he's acting like a child. As soon as my wife comes out to live with me (2 weeks) we're getting her number changed one last time and if he finds it again we're just going to get a restraining order. Just thought I'd share this with you all... Maybe some of you have had your own experiences or something. I just never have had to deal with a stalker and it's kind of funny in a sad pathetic way... And when I'm with my wife I almost hope he does show up randomly one day so I can either, A.) Beat the shit out of him, or B.) Shoot him.

**Mooseman33** · 08-19-2009, 08:38 AM

i like option B, shoot him..

stalkers or someone like this are really twisted man. there is no reason to wait on the restraining order, start creating paper trails of his crazy stalking behavior in case u do have to shoot him.
the last thing u want is him to accept u are married and him try to hurt ur new wife.
start taking action bro, get the rest. order, file complaint with courts and always carry ur piece.
good luck

***El Diablo*** · 08-19-2009, 08:41 AM

Option B.

**Dukkit** · 08-19-2009, 08:42 AM

first off... your wife should of got the restraining order a long time ago

secondly... you need to let this guy sit outside your house again

then without letting him see you.... walk out your back door... sneak around to his car...
get in the passanger side. grab him with one hand on the balls and one on his throat

and whisper in his ear... "if you dont leave my wife alone, i will kill you"

**ghettoboyd** · 08-19-2009, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

first off... your wife should of got the restraining order a long time ago

secondly... you need to let this guy sit outside your house again

then without letting him see you.... walk out your back door... sneak around to his car...
get in the passanger side. grab him with one hand on the balls and one on his throat

and whisper in his ear... "if you dont leave my wife alone, i will kill you"

pure genius......

***El Diablo*** · 08-19-2009, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

first off... your wife should of got the restraining order a long time ago

secondly... you need to let this guy sit outside your house again

then without letting him see you.... walk out your back door... sneak around to his car...
get in the passanger side. grab him with one hand on the balls and one on his throat

and whisper in his ear... "if you dont leave my wife alone, i will kill you"

u just like touching Men's balls.

**Dukkit** · 08-19-2009, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by ghettoboyd

pure genius......

ive done it. it works

and trust me on the balls thing

quickest way to disable a guy is grab his balls hard.

he moves. it just takes a flinch of your wrist and he'll be in pain

good way to get their attention and let them know your serious

**Dukkit** · 08-19-2009, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by *El Diablo*

u just like touching Men's balls.

only when they say "no please, please dont! i swear ill never do it again!"

**Dukkit** · 08-19-2009, 08:50 AM

plus... no man is gonna go to the cops and say..

"this guy grabbed my balls! i want him arrested for assault!"

believe me.

**LawMan018** · 08-19-2009, 09:46 AM

It wasn't my house he was ever camped outside of. It was back before I was dating her that he would sit outside her and her roomate's place like a freakin' creep. And yeh, I know she should have awhile ago (as does she now) but as she explained it she just thought he'd go away. And she has been saving his texts so there is evidence of his retardation. The only thing is she's in Cali and I'm stationed in Missouri so she's coming out and hopefully nothing further will happen. Sometimes I wonder about you Marines... Just playin', I'm in AF but got plenty of Marine friends

**Matt** · 08-19-2009, 09:53 AM

I have many female stalkers...

**gixxerboy1** · 08-19-2009, 09:57 AM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

I have many female stalkers...

tranny's are still male

**Matt** · 08-19-2009, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

tranny's are still male

Thats great that lol, did you work that out by yourself???

**gixxerboy1** · 08-19-2009, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

Thats great that lol, did you work that out by yourself???

lol i found out the hard way on a blind date

**Juturna** · 08-19-2009, 10:43 AM

Sometimes I wonder about you Marines... Just playin', I'm in AF but got plenty of Marine friends

Sometimes I wonder about you AF firefighters...

Haha.

**Iron_Pig** · 08-19-2009, 10:56 AM

How in the hell is this tool getting your number either she is giving it to him our one of her family or friends is doing bro.

**LawMan018** · 08-19-2009, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by Iron_Pig

How in the hell is this tool getting your number either she is giving it to him our one of her family or friends is doing bro.

He isn't getting my number, he's getting hers. And I don't know. I know one time he just showed up at her mom's place and asked her mom and since her mom didn't know of the situation ended up giving it to him.

**StoneGRMI** · 08-19-2009, 11:05 AM

Why aren't you living with your wife?

**Hazard** · 08-19-2009, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by LawMan018

Yeh, got married about two weeks ago (I know, I know). But anyways, I know I posted a bulletin about my wife's (fiance at the time) stalker at the time and just thought I'd share with you how ridiculous this guy is. Anyways, he was my wife's ex-boyfriend a few years back and they tried maintaining a friendship afterward but it never worked out. She had a car that he gave her to take over payments but she had to recently get rid of it because he refused to sign it over to her when she comes out to live with me. This guy, ex marine, is just... I can't explain it. My wife has changed her number multiple times and he manages to get it and bother her. In the past he used to park outside of her old residence and just hang out. He refuses to believe we're married and my wife has showed me some of his texts saying how he knows people and I'm going to be court martialed when they found out our little scam. Or how I'm a f***** a$$ firefighter (he was a mechanic... come on...). I just don't understand how someone can be like this. He's a grown man (26) and he's acting like a child. As soon as my wife comes out to live with me (2 weeks) we're getting her number changed one last time and if he finds it again we're just going to get a restraining order. Just thought I'd share this with you all... Maybe some of you have had your own experiences or something. I just never have had to deal with a stalker and it's kind of funny in a sad pathetic way... And when I'm with my wife I almost hope he does show up randomly one day so I can either, A.) Beat the shit out of him, or B.) Shoot him.

I promise i'll stop calling her now.....

~Haz~

**Hazard** · 08-19-2009, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

tranny's are still male

LMAO that was pretty good.....

~Haz~

**Dukkit** · 08-19-2009, 11:34 AM

i still say, grab his balls

hahahaha

**Hazard** · 08-19-2009, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i still say, grab his balls

hahahaha

~Haz~

**Panzerfaust** · 08-19-2009, 11:39 AM

You like women now LawnMan018?

**PC650** · 08-19-2009, 11:44 AM

Option B!

**Dukkit** · 08-19-2009, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

~Haz~

lmao

cute

**Hazard** · 08-19-2009, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

lmao

cute

Thanks..... your not so bad looking urself

~Haz~

**Dukkit** · 08-19-2009, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Thanks..... your not so bad looking urself

~Haz~

**firmechicano831** · 08-19-2009, 12:52 PM

Do plan A, if that doesn't work move to plan B.

**Hoggage_54** · 08-19-2009, 01:26 PM

Post some pics of the wife

**Hazard** · 08-19-2009, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

Post some pics of the wife

^^^^ x2

Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet..... I'm not on the ball today. Preferably bikini pics or thong underwear

sweatpants are NOT acceptible

~Haz~

**therecanonlybe1** · 08-20-2009, 03:19 AM

tell your wife to invite him over to talk. then she screams bloody murder and you think she in trouble and kill the guy...
it works i've done it before..

**jbm** · 08-20-2009, 03:31 AM

**Friend** · 08-20-2009, 03:37 AM

Option A, followed shortly after by option B is the best remedy for your situation.

**sizerp** · 08-20-2009, 03:59 AM

Listen to Dukki!

Or get one of these, and chain him to your stoop.

**jbm** · 08-20-2009, 04:11 AM

Is he the stalker?

**sizerp** · 08-20-2009, 04:12 AM

Elvis, or his cock?

**jbm** · 08-20-2009, 04:14 AM

Originally Posted by sizerp

Elvis, or his cock?

both!!!!

**sizerp** · 08-20-2009, 04:21 AM

Originally Posted by jbm

both!!!!

Haha, what's he do? Send his cock out for recon work, then make his silent approach?

**jbm** · 08-20-2009, 04:30 AM

Originally Posted by sizerp

Haha, what's he do? Send his cock out for recon work, then make his silent approach?

He bought himself a new cock! coz when he pee he can't see his own cock.

**sizerp** · 08-20-2009, 04:32 AM

Originally Posted by jbm

He bought himself a new cock! coz when he pee he can't see his own cock.

LOL. So now he can pee with 2 cocks.

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