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  1. 08-23-2009, 06:03 PM #1
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    I hit either a new level of awesome or all time low?

    So you think it's bad hooking up with a co-worker? How about if you hook up with a co-workers mom??

    There was a girl I work with who had a birthday party Saturday night (she turned 26) and all the other trainers from the gym I work at were there along with her 2 other sisters and her mother. Basically, I began hitting on her younger sister (22) but then her mom started talking to me and one thing lead to another...and yeah it went 'downhill' real fast when she told me "I had beautiful eyes"

    So....i'm 23 and got head by a 50 year old who's daughter I work with lol
    All time low or all time awesome?
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    I'd say all time awesome. The only thing would've made it better would be if the 3 sisters would've joined in too.
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    I guess you would know how good it was !
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    High?? what am i on about......All time awesome!! you would of been more awsome...if you got head off the mam.......had the 2 other sisters fuk each other with a double ended dildo while you taped it to play for all the lads at work...when the first sister is with you...
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    Hahahah..awesome.

    where's the poll?
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    Bravo!

    Reminds me of an old joke!

    This 50 yr old woman picks me up at a bar and asks if I wanted to have a mother-daughter 3 way. So I said yes of course and she took me home. She told me to wait in the living room. I imagined what her daughter looked like, then heard the 50 yr old woman yell upstairs, "hey mom are you still awake? I found one."
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTmuscle View Post
    So you think it's bad hooking up with a co-worker? How about if you hook up with a co-workers mom??

    There was a girl I work with who had a birthday party Saturday night (she turned 26) and all the other trainers from the gym I work at were there along with her 2 other sisters and her mother. Basically, I began hitting on her younger sister (22) but then her mom started talking to me and one thing lead to another...and yeah it went 'downhill' real fast when she told me "I had beautiful eyes"

    So....i'm 23 and got head by a 50 year old who's daughter I work with lol
    All time low or all time awesome?
    I think you achieved both at once!!!

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    lol absolute best head I've ever imagined, like porn film awesome...I'm sticking with girls no younger than 40 for now on!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BG View Post
    I think you achieved both at once!!!
    rofl...i second this
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    Now if you can get them both at the same time you would be the effing man.
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    haha now that'd be worth a gold star
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    It all matters what she look like...

    Stats? LOL

    hight?
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    bf%?
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    Still Fvcking fatties?? lol
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    fatties...occasionally, grey pubes not so much
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    You're definitely achieving something I wouldn't have considered unless she's a smoking hot MILF.
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    It depends if she took out her Dentures New High, if she took out her Partials then its a New Low.
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    Haha "You have beautiful eyes..."

    "Thanks. Want to fvck?"

    I imagine it played out like that.
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    If it was anyone else but you I'd say all time awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    It depends if she took out her Dentures New High, if she took out her Partials then its a New Low.
    LMFAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juturna View Post
    Haha "You have beautiful eyes..."

    "Thanks. Want to fvck?"

    I imagine it played out like that.
    after she said that I said "im gonna go outside and get some fresh air" and she said "ok I'll come wih you" and i knew it was game on haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTmuscle View Post
    So you think it's bad hooking up with a co-worker? How about if you hook up with a co-workers mom??

    There was a girl I work with who had a birthday party Saturday night (she turned 26) and all the other trainers from the gym I work at were there along with her 2 other sisters and her mother. Basically, I began hitting on her younger sister (22) but then her mom started talking to me and one thing lead to another...and yeah it went 'downhill' real fast when she told me "I had beautiful eyes"

    So....i'm 23 and got head by a 50 year old who's daughter I work with lol
    All time low or all time awesome?
    Are you kidding me?? GREATEST THING EVER

    I ****ed my bestfriends girlfriends mom....Those women know how its done

    WELCOME MY MAN
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    ^^^^^OMG I dont want to see SVT getting blow by some old ladie !!!!!!!!!!

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

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    Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html

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    do an orgy, video taped it and let us watch... then we will tell you if it's good or bad...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dancer View Post
    It all matters what she look like...

    Stats? LOL

    hight?
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    Whats her diet like too ^^^ LMAO
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    I think you are off to a good start. To complete this epic, you must bang the sisters to complete it.
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    Nice work bro. Next time you will have to tee up a bit of 50yr old mother + 26yr old daughter + 22yr old daughter action.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTmuscle View Post
    So you think it's bad hooking up with a co-worker? How about if you hook up with a co-workers mom??

    There was a girl I work with who had a birthday party Saturday night (she turned 26) and all the other trainers from the gym I work at were there along with her 2 other sisters and her mother. Basically, I began hitting on her younger sister (22) but then her mom started talking to me and one thing lead to another...and yeah it went 'downhill' real fast when she told me "I had beautiful eyes"

    So....i'm 23 and got head by a 50 year old who's daughter I work with lol
    All time low or all time awesome?
    just the head....whats was wrong hitting her in the arse??? at this age thats the only thing thats left tight enough to stick it in
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    i was gonna toss it in her but let me tell you, that textbook grade A premium grade BJ was hard to ask to stop!
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