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Short lame jokes
ok well this thread is about SHORT lame jokes, NO BIBLE LONG JOKES OR STORYS
im looking for some good ones coz im at uni, and people around me are always talking about such serious issues and i just like lightening up the situation
so if uve got some lame ones that are funny POST THEM
here are a few
a mosquito flys past a camel, the mosquito says 'did i do that?'
whens the best time to eat chicken? when ur feeling PECKish
whens the best time to eat Beef? when ur on the MOOVE
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference
what do you call a man with a rabbit on his head........warren
what do you call a man with a car on his head..............jack
what do you call a man with a seagal on his head..............cliff
what do you call a man with his legs cut off to his knees......................neil
what do you call a woman with one leg.................eileen
what do you call a man with a spade in his head....................doug
what do you call a man with no spade in his head....................dougless
what do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water.......................bob
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Why do cows wear bells?..........Cause their horns don't work
Ar's cockney geezer Retired
Q .What do you call a three legged donkey?
A. Wonky
Now you dont get lamer than that..lol
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How do you circumsize a whale?
Send in fore(four) skin divers.....
~Haz~
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what does a gay horse eat? haaaaay! (must do the accent.)
what did the mexican say when his house fell on him? get off me, homes! (also, do an accent)
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What takes longer..... running from 1st base to 2nd base or from 2nd base to 3d base?
Running from 2nd base to 3rd base because there's a short stop along the way......
~Haz~
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How many gay men can you fit on a bar stool?
4 - if you turn it upside down......
~Haz~
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Whats the difference between a queer and a refridgerator.....
the refridgerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.....
~Haz~
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LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG, feel off my chair literally, and it fukin hurt my arseOriginally Posted by sigman roid
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JBM's penis.
What ? Thats a short lame joke !
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LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH, i get that
coz its short
and its a joke
LMFAO
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I should be a comedian...lol
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lmfao bad
i jus look at ur avatar, n im choking in laughter
can u send me that foto, so badly going to upload it to my phone and set it as my wallpaper, fuk having the misses naked as ma wallpaper, ur avatars better lol
Live every week like it's shark week
If you don't want your misses naked as your wallpaper anymore, i'll have it.
"3 stars and a sun"
"3 stars and a sun"
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lol if i break up with her, i promise ill send it to ya
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Tell me how to send it and i'll do it bro
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what do you call a pakistani carpenter.... Amadeashed
what do you call a pakistani lesbian...mingeater
what do you call a russian with three bollock...whodyanickabollockov
what do you call a chineseman with one bollock...whatwentwong
what do you call a japanese car theif...tommynikamotor
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