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    Stupid punk neighbor

    I swear, I am sick to death of all the stupid punk renters. Here it was like 1 am and this little f*ck is playing his car base in his garage ACROSS THE STREET loud enough that I can hear it from our bedroom. So I go out there and tell him to turn it down and he starts talkin bout fighting and pulling his gun out. I am seriously sick to death of pussies hiding behind a gun. Then I tell him to come over to my property if he wants to start sh*t so that I can beat him and have him arrested and he goes to the street and talks sh*t. Tired of it, I wish he would have just came over so I could of had some fun. I wish he would have been hispanic too so that I woudln't have to worry about a cop just arresting JUST ME.

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    Call the cops everytime. Get the number to his landlord and call him everytime (anytime) as well. Make it hell for the landlord and im sure his stay will be short.

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    Kick his ass SeaBass!

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    follow his ass one night and catch him in a dark lot.
    or, have his fvking car stolen, or broken in and gutted...

    2 very easy ways...i suggest both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Call the cops everytime. Get the number to his landlord and call him everytime (anytime) as well. Make it hell for the landlord and im sure his stay will be short.
    ^^^^ x2

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Call the cops everytime. Get the number to his landlord and call him everytime (anytime) as well. Make it hell for the landlord and im sure his stay will be short.
    yah...i kept my head...no jail time for me

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    Chances are he is a piece of s*** so the cops will most likely take your side if you do beat his ass. I dont know what the laws are there but here in ks say if I slapped some one open handed and her punches me or attempts to he becomes the aggressor because he met my force with equal and greater force. Let him go into the street its city property and have some friends vouch that it was a mutually combative situation ( he was lookin for a fight and you were willing to give him one) Or Just say he threatened to shoot you and than reached for something behind his back Etc. etc. In court it all comes down to who looks better on paper thats who the judge will most likely believe if it goes that far.

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    He pulled a gun out over that?

    You seem like a pretty smart guy, but wtf didn't you call the cops and explain this?

    you ask him to turn down the music at 1am, and he pulls a gun on you?

    Call the cops and hope for a shoot out with him loosing.

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    You should of given his ass the anaconda squeeze.

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    dont call the cops, u will be the first suspect if anything happens...
    all kidding aside, burn his house down, or atleast set that fvker on fire.
    or blow his car up/ burn it.
    if u burn the house they will have to relocate, and if they are renting the owner should do well with insurance and most renters do not have insurance so they would get screwed.

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    Mose I think thats your answer for alot of s*** BURN IT!! lol
    j/k

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    dont call the cops, u will be the first suspect if anything happens...
    all kidding aside, burn his house down, or atleast set that fvker on fire.
    or blow his car up/ burn it.
    if u burn the house they will have to relocate, and if they are renting the owner should do well with insurance and most renters do not have insurance so they would get screwed.
    I like your way of thinking

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    Had a buddy of mine have a guy talk crap like that and pulled out a shotgun... My buddy (no lie) walked right up to the redneck grabbed the barrel of the gun and stuck it in his own mouth and then told the guy to quit talking shit and pull the trigger if he was going to do it.. The guy go so scared he pissed himself and my buddy then yanked the gun out of his hands and smashed him and his friend in the head with the stock! It was great!!

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    Beat him up, put fire crackers in both ears, light them, and yell "LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU BITCH?"

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    sell him on e-bay.....stupid punks going for a $1000.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninesecz View Post
    Had a buddy of mine have a guy talk crap like that and pulled out a shotgun... My buddy (no lie) walked right up to the redneck grabbed the barrel of the gun and stuck it in his own mouth and then told the guy to quit talking shit and pull the trigger if he was going to do it.. The guy go so scared he pissed himself and my buddy then yanked the gun out of his hands and smashed him and his friend in the head with the stock! It was great!!
    Been a looooong time since I raised one of these but I call ........

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    Quote Originally Posted by BG View Post
    Been a looooong time since I raised one of these but I call ........
    hahahahahhahahaahahhahahahahaha

    It's been a LONG time since I've whipped out one of these... but...


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    Quote Originally Posted by ninesecz View Post
    Had a buddy of mine have a guy talk crap like that and pulled out a shotgun... My buddy (no lie) walked right up to the redneck grabbed the barrel of the gun and stuck it in his own mouth and then told the guy to quit talking shit and pull the trigger if he was going to do it.. The guy go so scared he pissed himself and my buddy then yanked the gun out of his hands and smashed him and his friend in the head with the stock! It was great!!
    And then you ran in, and dropped all the combatants with a flying head kick (and a lethal cobra-strike??) right? LOLLL

    I couldn't stop thinking about "SuperBad" when I was reading your comment Nine.. HAH.

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    hahahahaha^^^^^^

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    Do you know how old he was? And was he white?

    Was it me? LOL

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    lol...scrawny pale white guy no muscles really... 20 somefin.


    wouldn't that be funny sh*t if somfin like that happened with peopel on the board w/o knowing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy View Post
    lol...scrawny pale white guy no muscles really... 20 somefin.


    wouldn't that be funny sh*t if somfin like that happened with peopel on the board w/o knowing.


    hahahaha yeah, that would be hilarious. Oh so zimmy, you're the guy I almost pulled a gun on! lol.


    yeah, def not me though. Just a stupid punk being a stupid punk. I agree with others about calling landlord/police.

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