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  1. 08-27-2009, 05:42 PM #1
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    Two atoms walk into a bar. First one says, i think i lost an electron. The second one says, are you sure ? The first one says, I'm positive !!
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    I laughed...I'll admit it.
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    I laughed...I'll admit it.
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    Jokes for science nerds
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    that was cute
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Two atoms walk into a bar. First one says, i think i lost an electron. The second one says, are you sure ? The first one says, I'm positive !!
    and then the second one sais....awww shit.....now I am negative, thanks a lot dick!
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  8. 08-27-2009, 06:11 PM #8
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    omg this is like the oldest joke in the world. lolol

    i have a similar one:

    a proton, electron, and a neutron walk into a restaurant. after dinner, the waiter brings the check to the proton and electron. the neutron is confused and asks why he didn't get one, and the waiter goes "for you, there's no charge!" looooooooooolsssss
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    Quote Originally Posted by Undercover View Post
    omg this is like the oldest joke in the world. lolol

    i have a similar one:

    a proton, electron, and a neutron walk into a restaurant. after dinner, the waiter brings the check to the proton and electron. the neutron is confused and asks why he didn't get one, and the waiter goes "for you, there's no charge!" looooooooooolsssss
    I like it.
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    gay in a non gay hater way
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    What did one gay atom say to the other gay atom?






    Put it in my butt.
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    i am a chemistry major and this is "rubbish"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagg View Post
    Jokes for science nerds
    x2
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    What's an atom?
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    LMFAO i cant believe i get that, fuk anyone who gets thats a nerd seriously, dont care if u bench 300pounds ur a nerd
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    I must admit, I did giggle as well! I guess we're nerds.
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  20. 08-29-2009, 08:23 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    He could toss his own salad !
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    He could toss his own salad !
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