Ok so I always get the cheapest chicken and will do a long slow boil to cook the fat out (it works great imo) and this is what happened a few days ago.
My brothers a butcher so I went in to get some discounted meat (he hooks me up which is the great thing about having a butcher in your family). Anyway I didn't realize he had just left work so I go searching on my own for chicken, and find this vegetable seasoned chicken for $.99/lb it smelled REALLY good.
So I buy around 10lbs bring it home and start to cook it. He looks at the chicken and goes "bro, wtf is wrong with you do you know what this is?"
I'm like "no, what are you talking about?"
He says I bought the shittiest crappiest chicken, that it expired about a week ago, and the supermarket drops the price, dumps a load of seasoning on it, then sells it dirty cheap so they don't lose money.
I'm like "dude its fine, even if it is expired it smells great and I'm cooking all the bacteria out of it".
So I finish cooking, eat some chicken.
Later on in the day have some more, tastes great I love it. A few hours pass..
Then HOLY SHYT!!!
The poops hit me like a hurricane. This bubbling sensation in my stomach is like jet fuel forcing this gas propelled shit out of my body at mach speeds. So naturally I go eat some more chicken completely forgetting the conversation we had.
Then today again all day I'm pooping like a mofo.
I asked my brother if thats legal for them to change expiration dates and he said "they're merchants they can do what they want?" But I'm fvckn pissed I thought this was a great deal and have shit out my entire intestinal track.
So now I gotta throw away this yummy but very crummy veggie chicken. Has anyone ever ate this shit before? Can I sue the supermarket and get a 10 gazillion dollar settlement or am I being greedy?