47 female seeks to start steroids, advice

[Betty_boop]

Hi, I am 47 and wish to do steroids for a few months. I have some Testim Gel and test cyp prescribed to me for hrt and modest body building.

I am interested in getting a little stronger from my very modest 20min 3x aweek workouts with light weights and I dont mind most of the side affects.

My voice has always been a little squeeky, so getting a lil thickening of my vocals would not bother me. I also would not mind clit*****ly, seems very exciting to me. But I am unsure of correct doses to take.

I have been rubbing 1 50mg tube of testim on my shoulders for a couple of months now, no noticable affects. And, I have been injecting 25 mg of T cyp every 10 days (stopped the testim to isolate affects) for 2 months also, no affects. I have no improvement in weight lifting and no vocal changes and no clit*****ly, darn it.

I was wondering if some experienced lady might help me with my available steroids. I sorta hate visiting doctor and would like to work within the medications I have available. I have some extra supplies since I buy from a 6 month supply house that my insurance company provides.

I am 5 foot 6 and 180 lbs, very healthy, tested in all regards recently from cardiac stess to anything you can tink of in terms of ordinary physical exams, so its safe to assume I am basically a pudgy healthy middle aged female.

I want to increase my doses but just am not sure how to do it and at what pace. Please dont judge me, just give me some advice. I know fitness type people always love to make fun of my body since I am a little bit curvy.

Thank you,

Betty

[Bojangles69]

You're working out a total of 60mins a week? That just seems far too light to even consider something like steroids.

And I've never heard anything even slightly interesting about the gels, always just assumed they were worthless. What exactly are you looking for though? Just to "get stronger" cause thats all you really wrote in that respect.

As far as dosages there should be people on this board who would know better for females, I'm not even sure where to start but I do think guys will want to know a little more specifically what your goals are.

[Betty_boop]

Gosh this will likely get me kicked and banned, but I want to double or near double the size of my little lady. I am fine with a bit of vocal changes, but dont want to sound like Arnold. Gosh this is difficult to say outright. But sometimes all you can do is ask. And basically I am asking because I simply would like some advice before I launch into more agressive doses. Nobody in my real life has any idea of this desire of mine.

I tried to type the scientific term, but it blocked it. I came to this board at a posting on my fitness club bulliten board. I actually do work out and enjoy my modest weight lifting and if I could benefit from increased regimine, give me the minimum I would need to do to benefit. I am not seeking to get muscular really, but losing a little around my middle, which I hear Test can do, would be nice, but it isnt my primary motivator.

Shyly,

Betty

[stack_it]

Test is not a fat burner

60 min a week is not enough to use steroids

The reason your wanting to take aas is just ridiculous

[Big]

I really hope this is a troll, if not it should be.

[stack_it]

I really hope this is a troll, if not it should be.

If I could copy and paste I would have already put it in the HOS

[Betty_boop]

Okay so men here dont do things for cosmetic or feeling better about themself? Is it just because I am female you talk like this. Its just a simple question from someone asking honest advise. Please. and I will disappear. God, i expected this from guys at gym but not here. I just want to climb in a hole and disapper, but I will stick to it a bit longer, no everyone can be same as to previous responders.

[Monster87]

I call bullshit.

[CHUCKYthentic]

OP

what are your top 5 reasons/goals why you want to use your test cyp for anything other than hrt?

[Betty_boop]

Why are you guys making me say my motivation over and over. It should be a simple question for experts. Why are you all making fun of me. Are you teenagers?

sigh.

[Charlie6]

lady, why were you prescribed test cyp and gel?

you're a female

and yea this ****in weird

you gotta workout more. diet.rest.lift

[CHUCKYthentic]

my question is not meant to mock you seriously, no we are not teenagers. im curious as to know your priorities with it. if one reason is to enlarge your c lito ris, then so be it thats your perogative. are u also looking for strength benefits?

you should know a lot of research and learning is involved with steroids. they re hormones, not candy, not a quick fix. they have effects and u need to be aware of how to avoid/counteract those effects and be able to keep your body healthy during and after use. there are other things that go along with it then injecting something into your body

[CHUCKYthentic]

women are often presicribed test for deficiancy charlie boy

[Betty_boop]

Okay my doc prescribed becaused I asked for some T for libido improvment and mild excercise. My primary motivation upon research was the side affects and it wont allow me to type the medical term here because it keeps redacting it. But basicaly increase the size of my female bits. So i came here thinking there might be a few adult peoople knowledgable in such maters since so many here work on body beautification and improvment. Clearly I was wrong. Just teen boys. I feel stupid, I am sure you had fun at my expense. This is what people need endure I suppose if they want to find out a simple thing if they dont belong to the, clan.

I dont care if anyone answers actually, gonna move on and keep reading the techincal papers till I understand it.

bye kidos.

b

[CHUCKYthentic]

look im tryin to help u out a little so dont get all upset

we joke around frequently on here, its just the way it is

you re not the 1st woman to want to use testosterone for recreation if you will, so there is some advice to give here

[Betty_boop]

okay then Chucky, what is the thick and thin of it. I have 6 mos supply of T cyp and Testim, how can I best burn it up for my primary goal. And, in concert am going to the gym at avery modest pace as I have for a long time lifting light weights and listening to music getting my mild work outs.

b

[Betty_boop]

I dont see where side benefit I seek is so different than men. I realize its a little scintilating and really want to avoid being teased by real life friends and just find answers on my own, but the steroid techical sites are so complicated and have so very few references to my particular interest, I can see why.

b

[Charlie6]

you gotta research, girl, just like the rest of us...it's all good.

Head to the diet and workout forums, you'll get help there in those areas for the time being

As for the cyp (forget gel), make sure you read every sticky on the site. Then ask questions

[Betty_boop]

I have 250x 6 of the T cyp and 360 tubes of the 50 mg Testim Gels. I was thinking maybe 12.5 mg a week inject, and 50 tube a day shoulder. That is best formula I arrived at from reading, but I based that not on peoples experience but on mofifying articles for men and guessing and estimating. I was kinda hoping someone beside myself was similarly motivated and had actually tried.

[Betty_boop]

Thing that is confusing is i keep seeing so many articles of people wanting to change their gender, that is not my goal at all. And, some mention taking 500mg to start and 100mg a week after that of the cyp. I simply dont know if that is alot or anything.

[stack_it]

You posted this in the lounge, kind of have to expect some off the wall comments.

No were not a bunch of teens on here to bash people. I'm younger than most members on here but definately not a teen. There are quite a few members here your age and older. The thing is we get a lot of people on here thinking this stuff is a miracle drug that you just inject and wait for results. It takes a lot of hardwork, training, and knowledge to do what the members of this board do. You are the first person I've seen (prolly not the first ever) on here seeking side effects. There's a female section on this board. Pm admin and you'll be able to get access to it. Maybe you'll get better help in a less harsh and straight forward way in there.

[CHUCKYthentic]

First off ill be 100% honest with u, I personally do not know a whole lot about women using steroids and their affects and what not. obviously women do not have a HPTA. so the question of post cycle therapy i cannot answer

now i have read/heard/know women that have used anavar, primobolan, winstrol and dec durabolin. also test, but test propinate. im talking in reference to body building purposes here.

test p is chosen cause it is in and out of your system quick, and for a shourt amount of time, a few weeks. longer estered tests are not recommended for women. im sure some have used them, but personally i cannot give u further advice there other than what your doc has told u.

test can cause hair growth, acne, enlarged c l i t, deapening of voice, bloat. now if you re willing to invite these risks then go ahead. i suggest u do research as im sure you know

other than that, if u want to only take AAS for BB purposes then i suggest milder compounds like anavar or primo

hope that helps u a little bit

[Charlie6]

A dude in his 20's might produce between 70-85mg/wk (i believe? chime in if you don't)

not quite sure how much a female your age would produce..

again, you gotta do a LOT of research before you touch it...it may mess with your estrogen levels and such and it's an at home hormone replacement

you know how to inject too?

[CHUCKYthentic]

oh ya! and also there is a private female forum on this site if u PM admin they can give u the instructions for that

[Betty_boop]

thanks Chuck, clearly I am bumbling newbie.

b

[Charlie6]

I gotta ask why you were prescribed these items...

[Charlie6]

oh ya! and also there is a private female forum on this site if u PM admin they can give u the instructions for that

x2sdfsfd

[Betty_boop]

Yup I stick it in my tooshie and yell, OUCHIE!

[CHUCKYthentic]

seriously, no joke, i think read somewhere that if u apply the get directly to your genitals it can cause them to enlarge and heighten libido

i dont remember where i read this but try a google search

[CHUCKYthentic]

x2sdfsfd

looks like stack it beat me to it, damn

[stack_it]

I have 250x 6 of the T cyp and 360 tubes of the 50 mg Testim Gels. I was thinking maybe 12.5 mg a week inject, and 50 tube a day shoulder. That is best formula I arrived at from reading, but I based that not on peoples experience but on mofifying articles for men and guessing and estimating. I was kinda hoping someone beside myself was similarly motivated and had actually tried.

The gel is useless. I've never seen anyone get results from it. 500mg's a week is what most male members run on here. 100mg a week may give you some of the results your looking for. I don't know a whole lot about female dosing. I would think starting at 100 a week and gauging results would be a good place to start. I've also never really given advice on how to use aas for reasons other than fitness. Again I would def check out the female section.

[CHUCKYthentic]

thanks Chuck, clearly I am bumbling newbie.

b

we all are at some point dont feel bad

[Charlie6]

looks like stack it beat me to it, damn

whoops

[CHUCKYthentic]

about telling her there is a female forum

[lovbyts]

Betty_boop
if you had been a guy you would have gotten 10x more grief for not answering questions directly and being so presumptuous and calling US names on OUR site.

Hopefully you will find your answers in the womans section but expect them to break your balls also if you start calling them teens or little girls.

There are plenty of us here who are your age or older and we had to take our fair share of knocks for also being stupid. We also had to read and learn a lot on our own and not spoon feed.

This is NOT a site that promotes steroid use. We promote good health, diet and exercise and I have not read any of that in your thread so far. 60 minutes a week is nothing less than a joke at best. Most of us get 60 minutes of stretching or warm up a day that we dont even count towards working out.

If you have any real workout, diet, exercise questions feel free to ask but also be prepared to hear the truth. If you cant handle the truth then maybe you need to do some growing up yourself and WE are not the ones acting like teenagers.

[jbm]

[Bojangles69]

Wow what a shift in paradigm when she says "I wanna take it to make my clit bigger, how is that any different then guys taking it to make their muscles bigger". Did you REALLY think that was grounds for a logical debate?

Ok Betty, I'll start. Test is not medically prescribed for the purpose of clitoral enlargement.
In a cost vs benefits analysis, you are trading 3 quarters for a hay penny.

Let me explain to you why what you are doing is stupid.

I sometimes like the way my testicles look when they shrink during a cycle, it makes my penis look bigger in comparison.
But I would feel like a complete idiot if I ever went to a forum/dr and asked how much test I had to take to make my nuts shrink. And I would even EXPECT people to think I had an essential part of my cognitive function missing.

When I want my hair cut, I use a razor not a flame thrower.
When its hot outside and I wanna be comfortable, I turn the air on, I don't lock myself in a freezer.
When I want my nuts to shrink, I tell myself "you're an idiot". YES I would also like to grow 6 inches in height, and have a 14 inch cock, but some things in life we merely accept under the fact that EVEN IF its possible, its not always a "smart decision" to DO IT BECAUSE its possible.

Condoning your use of AAS to enlarge your clit, is an aneurism waiting to happen in the heads of anyone educated who knows ANYTHING about steroids.
You are cutting off your nose despite your face.

I'd also venture to guess your reasons for taking cyp are about 10% to do with your "modest" routine (deceptive language at its best) and 90% to do with your selfish clit. You knew that which is why you casually chose to not focus on it. You felt ashamed and you SHOULD feel ashamed.

YOU KNEW it wasnt smart and we would act this way. Do you REALLY expect us to say "yeh gahead and shoot yourself up so your clit can grow"? Why?.. cause that would make us "open minded" and "sensitive" to your needs/beliefs? FVCK THAT. You're logic is twisted. Responsible people don't take steroids to make their clits grow, that is BEYOND superficial.

Our muscles are going to grow ANYWAY, and we give a shit about our health, which is why we have come up with the rules we have over years and years of experience. I don't take d bol when I want a bloated look, I dont take winny to kill my sexdrive so I can focus on lifting. We do it because 90% of our life is focused on health and education, and there IS an educated way to take steroids as there is an UNEDUCATED way.

The way YOU want to do it is appauling. Thats the last shit I need to see is some special on NBC about women taking steroids to make their clits grow and staying on 6 year long cycles so they never shrink.
More shit for people who know what the fvck their doing to have to deal with.
Is that what you plan on doing? Staying on cyp till you die?
Or you just wanna do it for a few months?

EITHER WAY, it = retarded.
I don't buy your modest routine. If you wanna get in shape FIX your routine. But the fact that you even mentioned taking steroids for your clit makes me say wait 20 years before you even think of word steroids again.

We are not teenagers. In fact, I've met a lot of teenagers interested in juice and I have NEVER heard anything as remotely stupid as this uttered from any of their mouths. So I'd take that teenager comment as a compliment.

I understand you'll do whatever you want, which is what uneducated people usually do anyway, but it still doesnt change the fact that what you are doing is stupid.

best of luck to you
-Bo

[Monster87]

^^^^^Whew, thank you.
It's about time someone got this thread back on track...

[Monster87]

Yup I stick it in my tooshie and yell, OUCHIE!

Yes, that sounds exactly like something a 47 year old woman would say.
I'm gonna go on record here: this is a TROLL! Just one of our esteemed colleagues fvcking around with us. It could be any number of members but judging from this post... DSM... is that you???

[lovbyts]

Yes, that sounds exactly like something a 47 year old woman would say.
I'm gonna go on record here: this is a TROLL! Just one of our esteemed colleagues fvcking around with us. It could be any number of members but judging from this post... DSM... is that you???

Actually I can see some 47 yr old woman saying exactly that, someone trying to be 27 and failing.