Zombie Survival Guide.....

**Hazard** · 10-25-2009, 12:44 PM

My friend told me about this book by Max Brooks and it's funny as hell. If you're into zombie movies and video games and have ever thought about fighting or protecting yourself from zombies..... read this book LOL!

You can find it online and download it for free..... It goes into incredible detail and covers just about every zombie scenario. A good read if you've got nothing else to do LOL

"The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks

~Haz~

**Hazard** · 10-25-2009, 04:19 PM

http://pdfdatabase.com/index.php?q=t...e+pdf+download

Might be able to download it here.....

~Haz~

**Hazard** · 10-25-2009, 04:20 PM

or here: http://www.filestube.com/z/zombie+survival+guide+pdf

~Haz~

**Flagg** · 10-25-2009, 05:47 PM

Mate I have to read this. Last weekend me and my housemate watched Dawn of the Dead (remake), Day of the Dead (remake) and then 28 Weeks Later and she's developed a mild zombie obsession. We were actually talking about how we'd baricade the house and how long we could make the food in our cuboards last.

I wish there was a zombie apocalypse.

**feeldapump89** · 10-25-2009, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by Flagg

Mate I have to read this. Last weekend me and my housemate watched Dawn of the Dead (remake), Day of the Dead (remake) and then 28 Weeks Later and she's developed a mild zombie obsession. We were actually talking about how we'd baricade the house and how long we could make the food in our cuboards last.

I wish there was a zombie apocalypse.

Your a weirdo

lol

**Hazard** · 10-25-2009, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by Flagg

Mate I have to read this. Last weekend me and my housemate watched Dawn of the Dead (remake), Day of the Dead (remake) and then 28 Weeks Later and she's developed a mild zombie obsession. We were actually talking about how we'd baricade the house and how long we could make the food in our cuboards last.

I wish there was a zombie apocalypse.

LMFAO! I did this a few weekends ago with my friends when we were drinking.

OK here's a few quick tips.....

1) don't stay in a 1 level house. Always get up tot he 2nd floor and cut the stairs off. Fill the bathtub and sinks with water so you have it to drink. If you are stuck in a 1 level house durring a zombie outbreak..... move all supplies into the attic and pull the stairs up..... if this is not possible - get on your roof and stay as quiet as possible......

2) never travel in cars. Roads will be blocked with dead cars and baracades..... best choice is a bicycle or a horse. Mechanical transportation makes too much nois and will attract zombies from all directions.

3) Weapons..... way too much to talk about..... read the book!

The info I gave you is still 1/16th of the detail on each of those LMFAO! This guy describes the anatomy and digestive properties of zombies..... weather conditions and terrain, weapons, shelter, etc.....

~Haz~

**stack_it** · 10-25-2009, 06:21 PM

Is the book made to be funny or is the author just a wack job

**Hazard** · 10-25-2009, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Is the book made to be funny or is the author just a wack job

Both..... it's amusing but he's writing it as a complete "how to survive and outbreak" as if a real zombie outbreak were possible..... LMAO

It gives you something to talk about when drunk.....

~Haz~

**stack_it** · 10-25-2009, 06:29 PM

lol... I'm gonna have to check it out

**Aizen Sosuke** · 10-25-2009, 06:42 PM

I'm a huge resident evil fan. I think it's the main reason why I own weapons. Thanks Haz this should be intresting

**Bojangles69** · 10-25-2009, 06:52 PM

If a zombie ever broke in my house I would eat his face off then tell the rest of his zombie friends that their zombie gfs were whores..

**Hazard** · 10-25-2009, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

If a zombie ever broke in my house I would eat his face off then tell the rest of his zombie friends that their zombie gfs were whores..

wont work.... they can't feel pain. You'd have to eat it's brains before it bit you..... but you'd only end up a zombie yourself....

FAIL

~Haz~

**Hazard** · 10-25-2009, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by Aizen Sosuke

I'm a huge resident evil fan. I think it's the main reason why I own weapons. Thanks Haz this should be intresting

LOL read up on the weapons sections..... not all guns are good zombie fighter guns.....

Just as an example.... the ar-15 in particular isn't great for zombies..... LMFAO read the book to find out why lolololol

~Haz~

**CBGB** · 10-25-2009, 08:16 PM

I have this book. It's stashed in a strategic location at my farmhouse.....the shitter

**Friend** · 10-26-2009, 04:14 AM

Don't forget cardio

**DSM4Life** · 10-26-2009, 05:19 AM

**energizer bunny** · 10-26-2009, 07:32 AM

Id read it........but im a vampire so id be ok..

**stack_it** · 10-26-2009, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by energizer bunny

Id read it........but im a vampire so id be ok..

Are you one of those twi-tards?

**energizer bunny** · 10-26-2009, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Are you one of those twi-tards?

i hope not.........are you?

**energizer bunny** · 10-26-2009, 02:56 PM

i was watching Lost Boys last night tho.....

**stack_it** · 10-26-2009, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by energizer bunny

i hope not.........are you?

lmao... I'm not at all but my nieces and sisters are. A twi-tard is someone obsessed with twilight btw

**energizer bunny** · 10-26-2009, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

lmao... I'm not at all but my nieces and sisters are. A twi-tard is someone obsessed with twilight btw

LOL.....nah i havent seen twilight.......dont think id like it..

**stack_it** · 10-26-2009, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by energizer bunny

LOL.....nah i havent seen twilight.......dont think id like it..

I bought on bootleg when it was in theatres cuz like 5 different girls wanted me to go watch it with them. I figured $5 bootleg at home beat a few $50 nights at the movies.

**energizer bunny** · 10-26-2009, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

I bought on bootleg when it was in theatres cuz like 5 different girls wanted me to go watch it with them. I figured $5 bootleg at home beat a few $50 nights at the movies.

good thinking!!

........

**cherrydrpepper** · 07-19-2010, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

My friend told me about this book by Max Brooks and it's funny as hell. If you're into zombie movies and video games and have ever thought about fighting or protecting yourself from zombies..... read this book LOL!

You can find it online and download it for free..... It goes into incredible detail and covers just about every zombie scenario. A good read if you've got nothing else to do LOL

"The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks

~Haz~

I used to own this book.

I have a bunch of videos on my computer that are bootlegs of a guy narrating the book with scenes from various zombie movies to illustrate the instructions.

Looks like somebody put the book on youtube if anybody wants to listen to some of it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKCi9...x=0&playnext=1

**zimmy** · 07-19-2010, 12:32 PM

wtf are you talking about? FUNNY? THIS IS TO HELP US PREPARE! NOT COMEDY! BE PREPARED!

jk :P

**Knockout_Power** · 07-19-2010, 01:20 PM

I have a very simple solution to Zombie survival... my list includes:

H&K .45
Glock .40
CZ combat 9mm
Ruger SR-22

and about 2000rds of ammo for each.

**Shinalynn** · 07-19-2010, 01:27 PM

ROFLMAO Yall crack me up! This thread reminds me of Zombieland.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties

**Knockout_Power** · 07-19-2010, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by Shinalynn

ROFLMAO Yall crack me up! This thread reminds me of Zombieland.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties

hell ya, consider Zombies to be the evolution of natural selection... somehow our species has found a way to keep the weakest and most useless of us alive when they should have been eaten by lions much sooner in life... Zombies will even the playing field out again

**cherrydrpepper** · 07-19-2010, 01:44 PM

Dadading ding ding ding dingdingding

**Skyler** · 07-19-2010, 03:32 PM

Dude I have this book! I got it for christmas two years ago, lol

**Knockout_Power** · 07-19-2010, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by Skyler

Dude I have this book! I got it for christmas two years ago, lol

theres a book... guess Im making a chapters run after work...

**Hazard** · 07-19-2010, 05:22 PM

LMFAO this thread was brought back to life!

I still havn't gotten through the whole book but I've read enough to know that KP's plan for zombies will leave him dead after all the fatties are gone.....

~Haz~

**Knockout_Power** · 07-19-2010, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

LMFAO this thread was brought back to life!

I still havn't gotten through the whole book but I've read enough to know that KP's plan for zombies will leave him dead after all the fatties are gone.....

~Haz~

Im working with what I got mofo... its not like I have a couple hundred bitches willing to give their lives for me...

**Hoggage_54** · 07-19-2010, 05:45 PM

Admit it, you would...

**Hazard** · 07-19-2010, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

Admit it, you would...

2nd from the right.....

~Haz~

**cherrydrpepper** · 07-19-2010, 08:39 PM

oh f yeah

**Igifuno** · 07-19-2010, 09:13 PM

She looks pissed..

**Older lifter** · 07-20-2010, 01:16 AM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

Admit it, you would...

Yeahhh, I would, the 3rd from the left,,, for sure..lol

**cherrydrpepper** · 07-20-2010, 01:39 AM

I think with enough test and not doing anything for a few days i could actually knock one out to that photo

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