I'm a personal trainer and I have this big fat guy who has been with me a month. If I could trade him for someone else I would. This guy was 327 lbs when he came to me a month ago, I weighed him yesterday and he's still 327 lbs. So I'm kind of frustrated because I've done a diet for him that in no way would not work. So I sit him down yesterday and ask him whats going on. Well, now the truth comes out. He was telling me he was sticking to my diet, then all of a sudden it goes to "I have fallen off the wagon on the weekends" then it goes to "I've been eating lean cuisines in place of all the chicken,fish, steak meal" He tells me that he does not have the same luxury as I do, and he refuses to cook, that cooking will not happen so I better give him something to follow other than a prepared food meal. I'm sitting there thinking of how this lard has told me he goes to happy hour every Fri. for 2 hours to eat and drink (I thought that was his cheat meal, evidently there are many more. And when I say drink I mean 4-5, 22 oz beers) but a guy like this doesn't have time to cook. He's off every weekend but he "doesn't have the luxury I do to cook" I wanted to be straight up with him and tell him to come back and see me when he's serious, but I cant do that b' I need the money right now. So what type of diet could anybody recommend to a 330 lb lazy fat **** who is too lazy to cook? I'm about to just tell him to follow Jared's subway plan